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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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ff7cstrife
Smash Rookie
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"LOLZ yooz gaiz still dont have toad and sonikx"
some ****** came in bragging about that...
two n00bs playing :
one: omg..omg..OMG! ken combo ken combo!
two: thats not a ken combo...wait what IS a ken combo?
one: iono. thats what my cousin says all the time.
i once gloated in front of some kid about mindgaming him.. and someone misheard it as mindfreak..
eventually it got passed as mindgeek.
"wavedashing sucks. i've tried it, and dodge rolls go longer."
no matter how hard i try.. my falco cant shine spike!"
some ****** came in bragging about that...
two n00bs playing :
one: omg..omg..OMG! ken combo ken combo!
two: thats not a ken combo...wait what IS a ken combo?
one: iono. thats what my cousin says all the time.
i once gloated in front of some kid about mindgaming him.. and someone misheard it as mindfreak..
eventually it got passed as mindgeek.
"wavedashing sucks. i've tried it, and dodge rolls go longer."
no matter how hard i try.. my falco cant shine spike!"
ChewyChase
Smash Cadet
Brother's Friend: Yeah, I think I'm pretty much a Mewtwo master now.
Me: We should play sometime.
Later, we're starting the first match, I pick Link, he does his Mewtwo.
First thing he does is U-B to the edge of Final destination and starts charging his shadowball as I bomb rush him, then combo him off the edge and edgehog. 4-stocked the entire match, couldn't touch me.
Me: Some MASTER you are... where's the moonwalking?
Noob: Actually I play a better bowser.. *Picks Bowser*
Me: OK fine. *Switch to Marth*
The match starts, I WD over to him, Ken combo then meteor off the edge in just a few seconds.
Noob: WTF WAS THAT HOLY CRAP YOU CHEATED I KNEW YOU WERE USING ACTION REPLAY!
Noob proceeds to jump off of the edge and lose to me in a Pokemon battle also.
Me: We should play sometime.
Later, we're starting the first match, I pick Link, he does his Mewtwo.
First thing he does is U-B to the edge of Final destination and starts charging his shadowball as I bomb rush him, then combo him off the edge and edgehog. 4-stocked the entire match, couldn't touch me.
Me: Some MASTER you are... where's the moonwalking?
Noob: Actually I play a better bowser.. *Picks Bowser*
Me: OK fine. *Switch to Marth*
The match starts, I WD over to him, Ken combo then meteor off the edge in just a few seconds.
Noob: WTF WAS THAT HOLY CRAP YOU CHEATED I KNEW YOU WERE USING ACTION REPLAY!
Noob proceeds to jump off of the edge and lose to me in a Pokemon battle also.
Dragmire
Smash Lord
I ganon ***** everyone today here are the non snese complaints
"how can you F air so much"
"why does your slap always hit me"
"where's the AR in this thing"
"why can't my CF beat your ganon"
I replied
"because I'm better"
lol
"how can you F air so much"
"why does your slap always hit me"
"where's the AR in this thing"
"why can't my CF beat your ganon"
I replied
"because I'm better"
lol
2-Tone
Smash Journeyman
"I don't think there should be a way to accidentally kill yourself by pressing a button at the wrong time."-One of my friends complaining about air-dodging off the edge.
"Street Fighter has the same number of mindgames as Smash. You have to think a lot more and there is the same amount of technical skill to play Street Fighter than this piece of **** game."-Same friend as above.
My favorite----"I don't understand why I have a block button that doesn't block anything"-Lol, same friend again.
Same friend, post-shine spike, "Grr, oh my god! The shine is all Fox has got going for him!"
Last but not least----"Marth is a ******** japo ***. The only reason you win with him is 'cause he's top tier and every move has a ton of range"-Above friend's brother talking about my Marth having to much range....(HE MAINS GANONDORF)
And many, many more but it would be a HUGE post.
"Street Fighter has the same number of mindgames as Smash. You have to think a lot more and there is the same amount of technical skill to play Street Fighter than this piece of **** game."-Same friend as above.
My favorite----"I don't understand why I have a block button that doesn't block anything"-Lol, same friend again.
Same friend, post-shine spike, "Grr, oh my god! The shine is all Fox has got going for him!"
Last but not least----"Marth is a ******** japo ***. The only reason you win with him is 'cause he's top tier and every move has a ton of range"-Above friend's brother talking about my Marth having to much range....(HE MAINS GANONDORF)
And many, many more but it would be a HUGE post.
goodkid
Smash Lord
"Smash is a kids game."
brawlmaniac
Smash Lord
I HATE IT when people say that!
PCHU
Smash Lord
But there's no way around it.
Man, why do my friends have to be so smart?
They know what I'm talking about when I say combo, or wavedashing.
But, the sad thing is, I am currently lower on the 'EF of SS' list, because my friend beat me, and without advanced techniques.
I was afraid of him, for some reason, but somehow that has changed into fury.
I'm going to kick his butt next time........
And he will NOT stop saying "You're good, but I'm better!"
And too bad he's just going to have to give that phrase back..........
And guess what mine is?
"What the HECK?!"
Man, why do my friends have to be so smart?
They know what I'm talking about when I say combo, or wavedashing.
But, the sad thing is, I am currently lower on the 'EF of SS' list, because my friend beat me, and without advanced techniques.
I was afraid of him, for some reason, but somehow that has changed into fury.
I'm going to kick his butt next time........
And he will NOT stop saying "You're good, but I'm better!"
And too bad he's just going to have to give that phrase back..........
And guess what mine is?
"What the HECK?!"
Yeah, tell me about it. :/
I thought that a game where the objective is to fight to death in an arena should be considered a fighting game, but that just me. >_> Sure, fighting/party's okay for me, but only party? blech! >_<
Anyway, I heard this line in school:
"Smash isn't that hard to get skilled at. Just spam Pikachu's B"
And he was serious...-.-'
Raustblackdragon
Smash Apprentice
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Link is the best player ever. He can just keep using that spin attack and nobody can hit him.
-my brother (I think)
-my brother (I think)
o.0 So many post!
One of my freinds won as dr.Mario and he was doing his victory pose were he throws the pills and holds two up toget. SO he says. "A pill for pain. And A Pill for justice." And u know it was 3 am and everything is funnier at 3 am.
Also my freind ryan. "Marth should have a gun."
And number one is from myself.
Iwas captain falcon and my brother was DK all he did was just keep grabbing me over and over again. He wasn't combo throwin or anything he wasn't even sheild grabing he just kept grabbing and throwing me. SO i say in a serious pissed off voice. :"If i was falco I'd sooo be kicking your *** right now!"
One of my freinds won as dr.Mario and he was doing his victory pose were he throws the pills and holds two up toget. SO he says. "A pill for pain. And A Pill for justice." And u know it was 3 am and everything is funnier at 3 am.
Also my freind ryan. "Marth should have a gun."
And number one is from myself.
Iwas captain falcon and my brother was DK all he did was just keep grabbing me over and over again. He wasn't combo throwin or anything he wasn't even sheild grabing he just kept grabbing and throwing me. SO i say in a serious pissed off voice. :"If i was falco I'd sooo be kicking your *** right now!"
GIGA-SkullKid
Smash Apprentice
the stupidest thing i ever heard anyone say bout smash is
"That game is ****"
"That game is ****"
Marth117
Smash Cadet
"Zelda's a girl?"
One of my friends he's new to the series.
One of my friends he's new to the series.
Thrillhouse-vh.
Smash Hero
I had to bring this up when I was playing yesterday
"Ganondorf? Ganondorf sucks ***. He only has one good move"
"One good move? which one?" (<-me)
"His B, but that's only if you hit them with it"
Rest assured I did a lot of Fair and Dair and three stocked his Captain Falcon, who used forward B like, every 5 seconds.
"Ganondorf? Ganondorf sucks ***. He only has one good move"
"One good move? which one?" (<-me)
"His B, but that's only if you hit them with it"
Rest assured I did a lot of Fair and Dair and three stocked his Captain Falcon, who used forward B like, every 5 seconds.
Tee ay eye
Smash Hero
Person whose last name is Hoang:
"You'll never be as good as I am at this game because no good players are related to you"
This person changed his gamertag to CPU Ryan (ripping off of a certain pro... for the incorrect reason too LOL)
"You'll never be as good as I am at this game because no good players are related to you"
This person changed his gamertag to CPU Ryan (ripping off of a certain pro... for the incorrect reason too LOL)
-Big_-Blue 9
Smash Journeyman
"melee is not as competitive as brawl"
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Red the Ghost
Smash Ace
Anybody who says that wavedashing is cheating or "exploiting a glitch." <.<
MetaKnight'sSword
Smash Lord
da hell it aint! those b@stards, how dare they Brawl sucks compared to Melee DX
PCHU
Smash Lord
I don't wavedash for combos.
I just do it whenever I can.
I sometimes HAPPEN to wavedash in combos, but usually it's because I like wavedashing more.
I just do it whenever I can.
I sometimes HAPPEN to wavedash in combos, but usually it's because I like wavedashing more.
Keblerelf
Smash Ace
someone once said when i was playing n64 with him that "ssb64 and ssbm are the same exact game"
PCHU
Smash Lord
And I do have one.
It's not really a thing, but it's more of a reaction.
I told my friend who mains Mewtwo that he was the worst character in the game.
He said something along the lines of "Isn't Pichu worse?"
I, of course, said no.
His reaction was hilarious.
He was stunned that Mewtwo was the worst, as was I when I first found out.
For about 10 minutes he had this stunned look on his face, but when church started, it was gone.
I laughed hard.
Next time I played him, he frantically searched for a new character.
He tried Samus but he got sick of my Falco for obvious reasons.
He currently uses Young Link, and I am impressed.
He's no pro, or anything near it, but he has the basics down, and his strategies are all his own.
I would say that if he could learn the pro way, he would be excellent.
It's not really a thing, but it's more of a reaction.
I told my friend who mains Mewtwo that he was the worst character in the game.
He said something along the lines of "Isn't Pichu worse?"
I, of course, said no.
His reaction was hilarious.
He was stunned that Mewtwo was the worst, as was I when I first found out.
For about 10 minutes he had this stunned look on his face, but when church started, it was gone.
I laughed hard.
Next time I played him, he frantically searched for a new character.
He tried Samus but he got sick of my Falco for obvious reasons.
He currently uses Young Link, and I am impressed.
He's no pro, or anything near it, but he has the basics down, and his strategies are all his own.
I would say that if he could learn the pro way, he would be excellent.
Spoon
Smash Journeyman
Whenever my bros play me, they always complain about my grab combos, saying "It's always the same ****!" then spam upB with Link afterwards.
Plus, whenever I edgehog, they always say I'm desperate and cheap, and that I should just "play the game and stop being a noob"
Plus, whenever I edgehog, they always say I'm desperate and cheap, and that I should just "play the game and stop being a noob"
Nava
Smash Journeyman
"No game should ever make you press buttons that fast!" 
AetherLord
Smash Journeyman
"Stop comboing me...That's not fair and thats cheating"
Konpaku
Smash Journeyman
My nails are getting in the way.
m2 ***** pichu
PCHU
Smash Lord
Even so, his reaction was priceless.
And what keeps Pichu from being worst?
His speed?
And what keeps Pichu from being worst?
His speed?
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Terywj [태리]
Charismatic Maknae~
10char
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The Fail Tracer
The Universal Cosmic Tracer
Reading all these quotes makes me laugh, but also makes me wanna cry. How could ANYBODY say something so stupid about such a great game?!
Hmmmm... I've heard quite a lot from my friend, back when he was a newb/n00b. I think the one that takes the cake is,
"Oh my God, Fox is so cheap! I'll bet you're only winning because you play as him!"
...Yeah. Quite sad. Don't worry, though, he's getting better, and he's much more knowledgeable about basics and ATs now.
Hmmmm... I've heard quite a lot from my friend, back when he was a newb/n00b. I think the one that takes the cake is,
"Oh my God, Fox is so cheap! I'll bet you're only winning because you play as him!"
...Yeah. Quite sad. Don't worry, though, he's getting better, and he's much more knowledgeable about basics and ATs now.
Vts
Smash Champion
"This game is dumb money match h2 now"-friend
"you sure i play with pros"-me
"lies cmon right now"-friend
"ok"-me
<10m later>
"**** you, i'm not paying you"-friend
"smash?"-me
"i guess i got better chance in that then halo"-friend
"halo 2 is dumb all i do is double shot and stuff u won't beat me unless you do it also"=me
"i refuse to use glitches"-friend
"o nvm u wont ever win in smash then either haha"-me
"why?"-friend
"the game has glitches i use also"-me
"****, lets play basket ball"-friend
"what ever lets go"
<outside to be beat by a basket ball player>
just a small story of me and my friend hanging out.
btw he said smash was dumb, halo 2 is dumb, and ddr is dumb......
"you sure i play with pros"-me
"lies cmon right now"-friend
"ok"-me
<10m later>
"**** you, i'm not paying you"-friend
"smash?"-me
"i guess i got better chance in that then halo"-friend
"halo 2 is dumb all i do is double shot and stuff u won't beat me unless you do it also"=me
"i refuse to use glitches"-friend
"o nvm u wont ever win in smash then either haha"-me
"why?"-friend
"the game has glitches i use also"-me
"****, lets play basket ball"-friend
"what ever lets go"
<outside to be beat by a basket ball player>
just a small story of me and my friend hanging out.
btw he said smash was dumb, halo 2 is dumb, and ddr is dumb......
Dragmire
Smash Lord
True story. I had my friends come over. They brought another kid along. I had my brother set up the Wii. As soon as he pulled out SSBM. This kid has the nerve to say "That's game's rigged, Brawl is way better. It's more balanced with it's cheap characters." Right after he says his little ignorant phrase. I kicked him out my house and we played Melee the rest of the day. =]
Just to inform you. This kid played Falco on SSBM and hates Fire Emblem characters. Everytime he lost to a Marth or a Roy, he goes all emo and starts with these johns.
Just to inform you. This kid played Falco on SSBM and hates Fire Emblem characters. Everytime he lost to a Marth or a Roy, he goes all emo and starts with these johns.
PCHU
Smash Lord
You should have johned him back.
Or either that kicked his butt with his OWN main.
I love doing that to people, especially if I don't play that character often or at all.
Or either that kicked his butt with his OWN main.
I love doing that to people, especially if I don't play that character often or at all.
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