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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

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Seikend

Seikend

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Revive Thread!

I think I might have two that haven't been mentioned 20 times already...

(After sliding on the spaceship on Fourside with Ganondorf) I just did Super Wave Dash!

(after getting hit off a wall) Did I just peck? (He meant tech)
 
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Ice_Dragon

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"It's not camping. It's tactic's." - My brother, who was camping the Hyrule Temple cave at 290%, for some reason my Shiek was incapable of KOing him. D:

"Mewtwo is a great character if you know his moves." - One of my friends following his defeat of a Level 4 Com.

"Roy is better than Marth. He's faster." - The same friend after his use of Roy.
 
finalark

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Friend: "Come on, you know I could own you with Samus!"

Me: ".... okay, you can try...." (Does wavedash)

"What was that?"

"A wavedash."

"I don't understand half of the crap you are saying.... and I can own you even if you have your usless show-offy crap."

"I can tell you how to do it, it's not that hard. All you have to do is start by air-dodging close to the ground--"

'What's an air-dodge?"
 
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Hah, Master Chief fails hard. There is NO way Samus could lose. Does MC have an awesome space gunship? Missiles that come out of his arm? A laser cannon attached to his arm? How about boobs?

No, he doesn't. Thus he loses.
 
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RevN

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Kips said:
Hah, Master Chief fails hard. There is NO way Samus could lose. Does MC have an awesome space gunship? Missiles that come out of his arm? A laser cannon attached to his arm? How about boobs?

No, he doesn't. Thus he loses.
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Tru. Samus has Missles, Laser Cannon, Can bomb jump...all MC has is his SMGs..LOL
 
Fawriel

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SiegK, you just brought the Brawl plague into the virgin Melee forums. I hope you are aware of the graveness of your actions.
 
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Patinator

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@ Agua: ZOMG I didn't notice that post... X_X

...Kentucky's the next state to blow, huh...? Niiice.

(HE EVEN TRIPLE POSTED.)

@ Fawriel: Hmm..... I could go for some drama, actually...
 
Juggleguy

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Probably a tie between "Smash isn't a real fighting game" and "tournaments take the fun out of the game" ... both of which reek of ignorance.
 
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cllzzrd

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"B attacks are the best moves in the game, that is why they are called special attakcs"
his combo... b> jump <b in air,
the poor guy does not understand why he keeps getting beat.
 
numberonenacho

numberonenacho

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cllzzrd said:
"B attacks are the best moves in the game, that is why they are called special attakcs"
his combo... b> jump <b in air,
the poor guy does not understand why he keeps getting beat.
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If he was samus and those were charged b's
that would be a pretty awesome combo lololololloollololoolollolollolololo
 
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