Reik
Smash Ace
This is no need for this thread because Smashboards already has an entire section devoted to noobish comments. It's called the Ness boards. Seriously. Go in there and read a few topics. Every other post is like that. It makes me sad.
Here are some noob comments I've heard IRL:
"Falco is faster than Fox."
"Roy is stronger than Marth."
"Jigglypuff is the worst Pokemon in the game."
"Peach sucks."
"Ness is slow."
"Captain Falcon is slow."
"Mewtwo is a great character."
"Fox has the best recovery in the game."
"Rollout is so cheap."
"Ness has the best spike in the game." <- Maybe he was thinking of SSB64
"Ice Climbers suck/are for button-mashing noobs."
"Aha! So you know that secret technique too!" - Noob referring to edgehogging
"WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING?!" - Noob seeing waveshining for the first time
"He's breakdance fighting!" - Noob watching me play Luigi.
Here are some noob comments I've heard IRL:
"Falco is faster than Fox."
"Roy is stronger than Marth."
"Jigglypuff is the worst Pokemon in the game."
"Peach sucks."
"Ness is slow."
"Captain Falcon is slow."
"Mewtwo is a great character."
"Fox has the best recovery in the game."
"Rollout is so cheap."
"Ness has the best spike in the game." <- Maybe he was thinking of SSB64
"Ice Climbers suck/are for button-mashing noobs."
"Aha! So you know that secret technique too!" - Noob referring to edgehogging
"WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING?!" - Noob seeing waveshining for the first time
"He's breakdance fighting!" - Noob watching me play Luigi.