What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[The Basement Dweller]

Yeah, so your saying mine should be higher. You didn't directly say it, but I know you meant it stupid 3.8 gpa.

 

[Schweppes]

One time a friend and I were discussing how Smash is different from other fighting games. I made a comment about how there was much more freedom of movement. He disagreed, said that you could move much more in a traditional fighter game.

 

[The Basement Dweller]

It depends really a traditional fighter has 3D movement, you shouldn't criticize others opinions unless you have provable facts to back yours and you can't.

 

[flaco]

lol I cant believe these threads is still up lol anyway its still coo lol like last night these guy quit becuase wd is xheating lol I called him a jonner and he called me a ..........................

Well people,users,fan,please understand that my first language is spanish and am not good at typing english.Also am triying my best to type but I have been recieving nrg rep I understand you cant understand my typing sorry for that I hope yall dont hate me am here to help on smash my rep right now is 3 points also um I know am of the topic but please understand thank you.

 

[Lab Rat™]

lol knee owns fsmash :D

anyways, lab rat, is that grubby in your sig (last guy far right)?

yes it is , your the first person to recognize him on SWF... you get a prize! 1 on 1 on warcraft?

btw, thats his newlywed wife AKA miss singapore, and people say pro gamers dont get chicks... my as$

 

[Jiraiya_Inc]

but its true you dont need to wave dash yeah i am a noob at the game but i seen the results it just timing and skill but thats my opinian :s
edit...=(for the first post)

 

[booshk]

I don't think that wavedashing is cheap, but if you can't win without using L-Cancelling and wavedashing and fancy stuff like that, then you really aren't that good. I know how to use those techniques, but I rarely, if ever, use them, and I've won two tournaments.

LMFAO

LOL.. ios that ur noob quote or is that what ur actually saying?

 

[RodneyAnonymous]

I was smashing with a co-worker in the break room. I was playing Captain Falcon and this third random guy was playing Pikachu. Whenever he and I went head to head, I was annihilating him. I spiked him once and he got really pissed. So he says towards the end of the match - "Man. I really hate Captain Falcon. And there's just something about the way you play him, you're really a ****."

So my friend goes, "Dude, it's only a game, you don't have to cry so much", as the guy is walking out the door, and the guy responds with

"No, it's actually not just a game"

 

[TheKoopaBros.]

"Jigglypuff's rest is too cheap!"

"Stop hitting me"

I've got more but I can't remember them all. >.>

 

[videokilledtheradiostar]

"why does my marths d-smash always go the wrong way first?"
- its cause youre facing the wrong way...

 

[Z-N_Freak]

"You Don't have Sonic & Tails"

-_-

"Stop WDing, I am getting annoyed by the sound of Hoe! Haa! Haha!"
"If you don't stop now I'll restart!"

-_-

"Why does that FC punh always hit me?"
- You do not Shield or get out of the way

-_-

"Roy is the best, he has the strongest attack in the game"

-_-

 

[flaco]

Well another dumb thing I heard someone say it was that wavedash and l cacnel stuff is cheating I hope you burn and die and a fire lol

 

[Blackshadow]

*Everything SoraKeybladeMaster has ever said*

FTW FTW FTW FTW

 

[Wave⁂]

"you're so mean..."

as for the oy thing...i have established that against an able foe, Flare blade will almost always do more damage to Roy than the opponent, factoring in what the opponent does during the charge.

 

[Grmo]

<Linkshot> Grmo
<Linkshot> I'm better than you at SSBM
<Grmo> ...
<Grmo> want to explain that?
<Linkshot> because I know more about moves than you do
<Grmo> orly?
<Grmo> have you at least ever read the Awesome Archive, or have you spent many hours figuring out the framerates?
<Linkshot> I got the crazy hand trophy
<Grmo> ...
<JeffMan> ... that doesn't mean anything
<JeffMan> I got that trophy with pikachu on very hard, and that still would never help me in a tournament
<Linkshot> I don't go to tournaments. I only play for fun
<Grmo> yes, i see it now; your logic is all coming together
<Grmo> because, of course, being able to wavedash at all, unlike you, makes me a complete noob, right?

this went on for a whille...

 

[Wave⁂]

"everybody kill Greg (my name)!!!"
--in a FFA with my n00bish friends.

and i still won....

 

[WouW]

My bro's friend:
"I 0wn."
"show! battle me then" i said
"No then ur gonna cry"
"Show me you playing adventure on very hard with one stock within 10 min"
"no then your gamecubes gonna cry"
"and wat if i dont cry?"
"then pay me $5 coz its a waste of time"

he can't even do adventure on very easy 10 stock in 2 years
and the only thing he can use is the c-stick (which you can't use in singleplayer)

 

[DrRape]

ok
"WOW i have never seen anyone move that fast before and what is that thing called when they like float across the stage that must be cheating you cheat you cheater"

yup pritty sick oh and

" you know they sped up the video right"

 

[blakmage]

I only read to about page 4 or 5 out of 15, so I'm not sure if these or anything close to them have been said...

"Shielding is cheating! Even the CPUs don't do that!"

When I was pillaring,
"Your hands are moving faster than the character is moving!"

While shine comboing,
"All you're doing is button mashing!"

 

[Zink]

"Kirby takes NO skill. Just up up up up up down-B. You can't escape it fast enough."

 

[The Kurt]

"Lets Play with items"

 

[Eaode]

Okay, I've got alot from this kid peter who's a link spin attack spammer, so be ready.

"I can't win unless I'm on Hyrule Temple"

"Pick a real stage, like Temple!"

"I would have won but this stage is so unfair [FD], play me on Temple and I'll kick your ***!"

"Who the **** just hit me?!! Mothah****ah your gonna die"

"What the ****? I'm gonna cut you up, *****!"
(Insert more post-stock-loss death threats here)


And here are some random ones.

"Stop Wavedashing!"

"Roy is better than Marth"

"Pichu's Side B is SO cheap!!!"

"Kirby has the best recovery in the game."

"Let me hit you!"

"WTF?"

"I'd do better but my controller is lagging."

"I won a $3000 tournament" -Ryan, AKA Total n00b

"I could beat Ken If I tried real hard."

"Luigi's Up-B is the Strongest attack in the game."

"I have a Doctors appointment" When asked to come play smash, to cover how nooby he is.

"Falco's UpSmash is the best"

"Fox's downsmash owns"

"Kirby's B is the best move in the game, it steals your opponent's power!"

"Falco's blaster sucks, his illusuion is way better."

"I beat Guiseppe without losing a life." -This guy sucks so much (stands for 10 seconds, Fsmash, jump, double jump, dair.)

"Try beating level 9 computers, that's real practice!"

"That's gay"

"Who has time to use Peaches down B?"


And probably my Favorite, from my brother (he sucks):
"Dammit! Stop spamming damage on me!"

 

[DrRape]

lol thats pritty sweet god i feel bad for you having to play with people that suck that much .

 

[REØ]

LOL eaode we should get a video camera a tape that ******* ryan who thinkns he's the best at smash and he thinks he's "gangsta"

 

[nux23]

unpause so I kan kill you!!!!!!

 

[Wallmaster]

"Ohhh, the higher your damage the farther you fly? I didn't think the damage meant anything."

"I'd rather rolling dodge than run"

"Why do your attacks always hit instead of mine?!"

"Quit teaming on me!!"

"Let me win!"

"Let me charge oil panic!"

"You must have set my handicap down!"

"This is a secret taunt!" (while tilting c-stick up)

And my personal favorite...

"This level is sooo cheap, I keep accidently jumping off!"

 

[REØ]

Ok here's mine:

This kid Ryan who thinks he's the best says all this crap:

"What's a shine"

"I'll own you with the shine"

"shiek sucks all her moves are weak and ********"

"zelda's down smash is good for getting some space"

"i can beat classic mode on very hard"

"jigglypuff's down b is so useless and never works"

"temple is the best level to show true skill"

"luigi has the best jump"

"mewtwos down b is too good"

"ganondorfs up b is really good to use if your opponet is above you on a ledge"

"links sword is longer than marths"

"mewtwo is cheating he can teleport and counfuse you"

" you only beat me because i wasn't trying"

so many more but don't feel like posting

 

[Eaode]

OH YEAH wait a minute.

When Robert came over he said:
"Oh Zelda's so cheap, no matter what you can teleport back to the stage.

 

[woody72691]

someone said that fox sheik and marth all suck and that pichu kicks everyone a$$ just by shocking them

 

[ViPeR 3cLiPSe]

"peach is a worthless character"

"wave-dashing doesnt even work"

"its not a fair fight, u wont let me touch the ground"

"ill own u if u use jigglypuff"

 

[The Basement Dweller]

"Fox is a worthless charcter his arials are so bad and your using Marth that is so cheap."-Jon Syrigos last years tournament.

 

[Xx GuNz xX]

"Ken's horrible. I can beat him!!" -All smash noobs...

 

[smashman90]

Stupid Wavedash! Wavedashing is for cheaters and lame*****! -various noobs.

 

[The Basement Dweller]

"Ken's horrible. I can beat him!!" -All smash noobs...

He is fairly predictable atleast, so he's beatable.

 

[Zink]

"Well I dunno, if I'm unorthodox with Fox" -good ol dietsnapple

 

[rokimomi]

"I am a matster of roy's uppercut!" aka spamming the Up B.

Marth's edge guard with charged B. "you see, its not as simple as it looks, you need to time it just right."

 

[The Basement Dweller]

Don't diss Roy's ^B it can be usefull spamming it is a bad idea though.

 

[smashman90]

Yeah, this one time, I fought my brother (Link), and two of his friends (DK and CF), and I defeated all of them with ease with Roy. And I did the uppercut alot on them. So don't diss Roy or his up +b move.

 

[rokimomi]

Im not dissing it. Unless its the only move you do all game, wich is what the kid who said my quote did.

I just noticed how fast this thread grew in a couple of days. So many noobs.

 

[Zeus-oz]

And I quote verbatum

:: WTF. I press my button first your move comes out faster !! ::

HAHAHAHA