The Basement Dweller
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Worse definitely.
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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NF Alex
Smash Journeyman
"I can beat any of you people. I can beat two level 9 computers without dieing in a 5 stock match."
I seriously can't tell whether or not this guy is joking.
I seriously can't tell whether or not this guy is joking.
(There is a little story that goes with this, but its pretty funny). There was a tourney that happened last year in omaha and apparently some kid that heard about the tournament wanted to come and he started posting in the tourney thread.... and darkrain was going to come to the tourney and i wanted to find out if this guy was a total noob or if he had any talent at all..... so i sent him a darkrain video and after he watches it he proceeds to tell me that.... "im not really impressed at all, i mean hell he was edgeguarding and that is really dirty" probably the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life.... btw this kid did end up coming to the tourney and dmac money matched him and 4 stocked him if my memory is right.....
REØ
Smash Lord
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=87964
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That thread is seriously the funniest thing I have ever heard a noob say and it's still open!
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That thread is seriously the funniest thing I have ever heard a noob say and it's still open!
"That game sucks"
EDIT: Oh yeah, and that one guy who joined here a while back, I forget his name, who HONESTLY thought he was the best there was because he always beats his friends.
Oh, and daisythirdeye saying anything higher than a level 5 CPU is "too aggressive". I lawled when I read that.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and that one guy who joined here a while back, I forget his name, who HONESTLY thought he was the best there was because he always beats his friends.
Oh, and daisythirdeye saying anything higher than a level 5 CPU is "too aggressive". I lawled when I read that.
Cojiro
Smash Journeyman
I've got one. I was playing my friend, he was Marth and I was Doc. I caped his recovery and he floated off the edge - NO DI.
"That's so OP, Marth can't possibly counter Dr. Mario. What a cheap character."
I'm not great, certainly no pro, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Next round, I did the same thing to Fox's UpB and he went ballistic. Good times.
"That's so OP, Marth can't possibly counter Dr. Mario. What a cheap character."
I'm not great, certainly no pro, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Next round, I did the same thing to Fox's UpB and he went ballistic. Good times.
no. 1 smash daddy
Smash Ace
that wavedash sucks
Problem2
Smash Champion
Me: So you like to play Smash Bros?
Noob: Yeah, I'm real good with Fox.
Me: Cool, so do you know about wavedashing etc.?
Noob: No, but I'm really good with his fire move.
Me: ._."
Noob: Yeah, I'm real good with Fox.
Me: Cool, so do you know about wavedashing etc.?
Noob: No, but I'm really good with his fire move.
Me: ._."
smashman90
Smash Lord
What's a forward air?
rokimomi
Smash Lord
"The best move is falcon punch except that it takes too long to get out so it never hits."
Sensai
Smash Master
Dumb, dumb dumb dumb, DUMB!ThomaSexy said:
controlfreak7
Smash Ace
what is smashing?
^^^ that would probably be the dummest thing a noob could ever say never heard one say it though.
Funniest noob vid ever:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4304875436463996058&q=captain+falcon+dustin&hl=en
Read the description, he put his myspace on it. Other funny stuff he is completing adventure mode most likely on very easy, which is even funnier, caue normally a noob would be showing off about beating it on very hard mode. The movie editing, and music is also funny.
He messed up his myspace url its: http://www.myspace.com/capfalcon
His myspace makes everything 10x funnier.
This just a sample of his myspace:
Dustin's Blurbs
"About me:
I like to own noobs useing captain falcon in super smash brothers. When the noob (pretty much anyone who isnt me) says something bad about falcon its when i bring out the falcon punch. Face it, falcon is strongest and fastest character in super smash brothers, noone can beat him.
Who I'd like to meet:
The person who made the voice of captain falcon, he rocks"
This guy commented on his myspace not sure if it was a joke:
"Only added you to say this... you SUCK at SSBM! i'm pretty sure your video of you playing adventure on very easy mode is just a joke, but if not, you're pathetic. you and me, Falco vs. Falcon, i'll ****ing destroy you. Better yet, I'll just use Kirby or Mewtwo and rip you apart. Even if it's freaking adventure mode, your fighting style is level 6 cpu. You pretty much suck. Post a video of you fighting a level 9 Fox, he would tear you to shreds because you suck."
GimpyFish also made fun of him.
^^^ that would probably be the dummest thing a noob could ever say never heard one say it though.
Funniest noob vid ever:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4304875436463996058&q=captain+falcon+dustin&hl=en
Read the description, he put his myspace on it. Other funny stuff he is completing adventure mode most likely on very easy, which is even funnier, caue normally a noob would be showing off about beating it on very hard mode. The movie editing, and music is also funny.
He messed up his myspace url its: http://www.myspace.com/capfalcon
His myspace makes everything 10x funnier.
This just a sample of his myspace:
Dustin's Blurbs
"About me:
I like to own noobs useing captain falcon in super smash brothers. When the noob (pretty much anyone who isnt me) says something bad about falcon its when i bring out the falcon punch. Face it, falcon is strongest and fastest character in super smash brothers, noone can beat him.
Who I'd like to meet:
The person who made the voice of captain falcon, he rocks"
This guy commented on his myspace not sure if it was a joke:
"Only added you to say this... you SUCK at SSBM! i'm pretty sure your video of you playing adventure on very easy mode is just a joke, but if not, you're pathetic. you and me, Falco vs. Falcon, i'll ****ing destroy you. Better yet, I'll just use Kirby or Mewtwo and rip you apart. Even if it's freaking adventure mode, your fighting style is level 6 cpu. You pretty much suck. Post a video of you fighting a level 9 Fox, he would tear you to shreds because you suck."
GimpyFish also made fun of him.
andrewshen123
Smash Apprentice
lol i remember that.
watch from 2:53 to 2:58. notice how he has 4 stocks in one and 5 in the next? he actually had to restart to get past that.
TheKoopaBros.
Smash Journeyman
This happened yesterday:
"Its too bad this game isn't on Xbox"
"Yeah, that sucks"
I managed to not say anything and just ignore them. XD
"Its too bad this game isn't on Xbox"
"Yeah, that sucks"
I managed to not say anything and just ignore them. XD
Hitaro
Smash Rookie
"Roy is THE strongest character in the game".
And, after I was talking about Smash for a while
"that game sucks, the only reason it sold is beacause it had Mario in it"
And I can cope with KoopaBros., my high school does random "XBox tournaments", and a kid asked if there could be Zelda...
And, after I was talking about Smash for a while
"that game sucks, the only reason it sold is beacause it had Mario in it"
And I can cope with KoopaBros., my high school does random "XBox tournaments", and a kid asked if there could be Zelda...
marthsword
Smash Ace
Today i found some noob saying this in the tournament ads section-
"I have an announcement thing. Why do people wavedash? It takes like 3 seconds to do it, and youre opponent will like, hit you 3 times in the time it takes you to wavedash! I need your opinions on this, thanx.
(after is spend lots of time teaching my friend to edgehog,) "I don't want to edgehog, it's cheap and not fair, and i can win anyway"
"Pikachu is the best in the game because pikachu has thunder!"
(After I used Luigi's up+b once,)
me: yay, your dead!
friend: Your spamming, stop being a spammer!
me: ???I used that move once!
friend: yeah, but youre spamming because i know you'll do it again!
Other friend: im reallly good, ill beat you be pressing buttons!
me: sure you will
A few minutes later - Friend - no how could i lose. We played 5 stocks, and i only hit you once!
Roy's faster than Marth!
"I play kirby, cos' when i swallow you it does 20 damage!
"I have an announcement thing. Why do people wavedash? It takes like 3 seconds to do it, and youre opponent will like, hit you 3 times in the time it takes you to wavedash! I need your opinions on this, thanx.
(after is spend lots of time teaching my friend to edgehog,) "I don't want to edgehog, it's cheap and not fair, and i can win anyway"
"Pikachu is the best in the game because pikachu has thunder!"
(After I used Luigi's up+b once,)
me: yay, your dead!
friend: Your spamming, stop being a spammer!
me: ???I used that move once!
friend: yeah, but youre spamming because i know you'll do it again!
Other friend: im reallly good, ill beat you be pressing buttons!
me: sure you will
A few minutes later - Friend - no how could i lose. We played 5 stocks, and i only hit you once!
Roy's faster than Marth!
"I play kirby, cos' when i swallow you it does 20 damage!
The Basement Dweller
Smash Master
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That's just stupidity not anything to do with the game really.
Xx GuNz xX
Smash Journeyman
Me going easy on a noob. I just charge up a smash and he walks into it.
Him: You can charge up moves?!!?!
Him: You can charge up moves?!!?!
DefecationX
Smash Cadet
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"how come you move so fast, you are obviously cheating (turns off the GC)"
"Roy is the best caracter, He can just rol behind you and smash you"
"stop using your shield"
"FD is the worst map"
"Roy is the best caracter, He can just rol behind you and smash you"
"stop using your shield"
"FD is the worst map"
Tipo mastr
Smash Lord
No, just that the person playing the low tier character has something that you obviously don't posess.
Skill.
Mista Sinista
Smash Lord
Isn't Mewtwo the best in the game?
Same n00b: I thought Fox sucked because he's weak.
Same n00b: I thought Fox sucked because he's weak.
Zink
Smash Champion
"Mewtwo is the best because you unlock him last!"
Funny part is you don't even find him last, that would be GAW.
Funny part is you don't even find him last, that would be GAW.
1048576
Smash Master
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"Wait, when you damage the bag in home run contest it goes farther!?"
"There's a bat in home run contest? Really?"
Said by two different people, one of which has a BTT time of 4:44:44, which I find really good even though it's not world record or anything.
"There's a bat in home run contest? Really?"
Said by two different people, one of which has a BTT time of 4:44:44, which I find really good even though it's not world record or anything.
DruegaR
Smash Rookie
It is the worst map..
Eci4
Smash Ace
Yesterday some people wanted to play special melees... we were playing invisible melee... after the first one they told me I couldnt use jigglypuff because I kept resting them...
Rapid_Assassin
Smash Master
"You are the first person to have ever beaten me. But If I were sober, you'd be sooo dead."
§Maverick§
Smash Journeyman
This thread keeps getting better :
n00b: ''Yes, im serius!. Sonic and tails are in this game!''
Me: *laughs*
n00b: ''yes, in japan the the new smash bros is called Smash BrosU nited and it features characters from sony, microsoft and nintendo...even Dante is in it!!''
(this was said by a n00b in november 2005) xD
n00b: ''Yes, im serius!. Sonic and tails are in this game!''
Me: *laughs*
n00b: ''yes, in japan the the new smash bros is called Smash BrosU nited and it features characters from sony, microsoft and nintendo...even Dante is in it!!''
(this was said by a n00b in november 2005) xD
Opus_IX
Smash Cadet
First, a short story: I play Smash at school, you see, and every Friday night, there's this chess club that is held in the same building, and for a few hours before the club starts, the president of the chess club will come over and smash with us. Of course, I NORMALLY don't have problems with this or anyone jumping in for a couple rounds o' Smash, but he's got a slight problem with tournament-like rules (i.e: 4 to 5 stock, 8 minute time-limit, no items, 1.0 DAMAGE RATIO (yes, that's right, he complained about 1.0 damage ratio), etc. etc...) which I like to generally play by, and I think it's fair to say that most people like to play by these types of rules. He complains that "tournament rules aren't HIS rules, therefore, if I can't beat him with HIS rules, then I'm not a 1337 |-|4><0|2 Master like he is"....which he isn't (BTW, his rules are: items (1 item of your choice) set to VERY HIGH, 2.0 damage ratio (yes that's right, 2.0), NO GRABBING! GRABBING RESULTS IN A 1 LIFE PENALTY!!!, and also 40-stock... O_O 40-stock?!?!? yes, that's right: 40-stock) .
Now the n00b commentS (yes, he said more than one n00b comment in less time than it takes to wavedash across FoD with Luigi): So I asked him (about many things really, but this generated the most interesting response...) about the no-grabbing rule, and he stated, and I QUOTE, "GRABBING IS A COWARDICE ATTACK (also, I want to mention he says that it's a 'coward's move' also)"!!! Wow. Wow. And just for emhasis....WOW. Oh, it gets better. He says that he, and again I quote, "doesn't know how to grab"...and guess what he does in-game? That's right, my friends, he grabs me. This not only infuriates me, but I then proceeded to go on an upthrow frenzy with Jiggs (instant death at 2.0 FREAKING DAMAGE RATIO!!!) and a shine frenzy with Falco (also an instant death). Guess what he tried to do the entire time? Up-b with Doc. Kinda lame, y'know? NOT ONLY THAT, but he asked me to stop spamming. He was also angry at the fact that I could kill him so easily, yet, he couldn't kill me even once. So we did a ditto match. It didn't help his anger.
So in conclusion, I believe this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard a n00b say: "Grabbing is a COWARD'S move/ Cowardice attack"
SOLAR
Smash Ace
The stupidest thing I've ever heard from a noob...
"SSBM is really easy I dont know why anyone plays it I beat it in like 2 weeks"
"SSBM is really easy I dont know why anyone plays it I beat it in like 2 weeks"
nutinbutadime
Smash Rookie
it thats no skill to play smash bros all i have to do is be marth and counter(down+B) thats all it takes to beat that ken guy or anyone else
Vicious Delicious
tetigit destruens
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Xx GuNz xX
Smash Journeyman
That right there is pretty noobish...
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