***What's going on with Smashbros.com?***

[Got Blood?]

I think Ethan's giving it a blowjob...

Oh yeah, forgot....

Crackin me up tonight,soup!

 

[Del Money]

Little help Del?

ive heard that one before *alluded to Weed's sister*

Probably at 4....

probably at your face...lol jk. what if we get a stage?

 

[digifreak642]

People are going to be mad at the pitfall just like they were mad at Knuckle "****less" Joe.

 

[super.smash.camel]

oh f**k, we'll probably b waitin here 4 an hour like monday

GO AUSTRALIA!!!

 

[NES n00b]

Help me people. Sakurai won't update the site until we sacrifice more children. *Throws another child into volcano*

 

[freeman123]

The longer they make us wait, the more dissapointed we'll be when it's not anything good!

 

[PurpleStuff]

That is sick. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[drewdizzal]

i feel the update upon me.....its GANON ****IT ITS GOTTA BE!!!

 

[SpiritAshura]

I'm listening to emo now because this update is slow.

T_T

 

[Contents_Under_Pressure]

Help me people. Sakurai won't update the site until we sacrifice more children. *Throws another child into volcano*

take my brothers. they trying to get hot anyway.

 

[KevRed]

Help me people. Sakurai won't update the site until we sacrifice more children. *Throws another child into volcano*

*throws Sakurai into volcano*

 

[SiD]

No!! You can't throw children into the volcano!!! I'm hungry!!!

 

[Testament27]

sakurai is such an evil *******

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

What's with the sudden tenacity?...did your mom tell you some of my tricks?
That *****...I should've done it so hard she couldn't speak

Cut the lame "Yo mama" jokes.

Where are we? Chuck-E-Cheese?

 

[iMichael]

I think tonights update will be an AT....the guy from Donkey Kong Country 2 who hides in the barrel and tries to push you over the edge lol that would be pretty neat in brawl

 

[Smooth Criminal]

INTO THE ABYSS! * Proceeds after Nes n00b and throws yet another infant into the volcano.*

Smooth Criminal

 

[PurpleStuff]

take my brothers. they trying to get hot anyway.

WHAT

THE

****?

Nevermind. Don't wanna know.

 

[TakDragon7]

Uggghh...this effing sucks...if this is going to be an hour long, I'm going to be pissed.

And now the crazy people come.

 

[Joe Soup]

ive heard that one before *alluded to Weed's sister*

LMAO.


!?!?!?


On the Italian site--CRAB BATTLE CONFIRMED!

INTO THE ABYSS! * Proceeds after Nes n00b and throws yet another infant into the volcano.*

Smooth Criminal

Lol...kudos to you two.

 

[digifreak642]

It's funny because DK's FS was better than the pitfall but people were more mad it.

 

[Johnknight1]

ssssshhh.
if you go to neverland, theres a sign that says "under 4 feet to ride michael"
but ssssshhhhh. its a secret.

^^^ I swear, I should siggy that! XD

And NES n00b, take my brother. XD Seriously, take him, he's your pain now. HA!

 

[Bassoonist]

The worst thing is we now know that a later update doesn't mean anything special. T_T

 

[DonkeySmasher]

That is sick. You should be ashamed of yourself.

ROFL

that might be a joke but who's post are you directing that to

the last hour of every weekday is just random bad posts

 

[SiD]

Yes, we are Chuck-E-Cheese.

 

[Contents_Under_Pressure]

WHAT

THE

****?

Nevermind. Don't wanna know.

long ear-crunching story. ill save you the pain and make it simple. THEY ARE VIRGINS

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Cut the lame "Yo mama" jokes.

Where are we? Chuck-E-Cheese?

Yeah. *points to NRWC.* See? There's a big rat just over yonder.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

I'm really hoping for a "how to play" update.

They're very interesting.

 

[Katy Parry]

*throws Marth into volcano*

 

[Got Blood?]

LMAO.


!?!?!?


On the Italian site--CRAB BATTLE CONFIRMED!



Lol...kudos to you two.

Simpsons much?

 

[freeman123]

Newcomer: Tony Danza

 

[TakDragon7]

We wait for an hour to get a "how to play" update and it is the most crappiest update ever.

 

[SpiritAshura]

*throws Marth into volcano*

*throws marth fanboys as well*

 

[PurpleStuff]

ROFL

that might be a joke but who's post are you directing that to

the last hour of every weekday is just random bad posts

I was posting it to the guy advocating throwing children in a volcano.

But I'm just kidding?

(Do you like that surprise question mark+)

 

[bluebomber22]

thanx EPF, i couldn't take any more Nook

come on update!

 

[digifreak642]

I suspect that most people at smashboards are virgins. The rest have STD's. Then there is McFox, but that's another story.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

*throws Marth into volcano*

*Saves Him*

 

[SiD]

(Throws people who use *'s to represent actions into volcano)

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Not this crap again. I'm going to freakin' bed.

Later, everybody.

Smooth Criminal

 

[NES n00b]

Eternal phoenix Fire, we need those large shipments of children from that person you know. Remember?

Anyone who does not want his or her siblings or offspring ship it to me. They will be taken care of. *muwhahahahahahahahah*

 

[Weed]

Whats all this talk about "Crab battle"?

The only crabs I know of are the ones I got from Del's cousin..

Thank god I had them treated.