Moozle
Smash Champion
I'd ask where Peach is finding all of these turnips/bombs/swords/space pigs in the ground. And ask her to bake me the cake from the ending of SuperMario64.
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What would you talk about with your main?
- Thread starter Tacel
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poekmon
I would ask him about his gender.
lordvaati
Smash Master
Me:Mario, Do you eally reflect my true powers?
Mario: Oh Yeah!!
Me: :bigthumbu
Mario: :bigthumbu
Mario: Oh Yeah!!
Me: :bigthumbu
Mario: :bigthumbu
JOE!
Smash Hero
So, bowser.....when you kidnap peach...how do you not...you know...squish her?
Dogboy
Smash Apprentice
Uh, idk, kirby can't talk. But I could drag 'im to a subway and just watch him eat- which woukd be both hilarious and costly- he'd inhale EVERYTHING!
Mario: how to jump high, free running.
Falco: How many times have you wanted to kill peppy when he asks you, repeatedly, to do barrell rolls?
My reflection: wth am i doin talking to things that aren't even here?
Mario: how to jump high, free running.
Falco: How many times have you wanted to kill peppy when he asks you, repeatedly, to do barrell rolls?
My reflection: wth am i doin talking to things that aren't even here?
I would ask for mini-harp lessons. And also for some deku nuts.
fromundaman
Henshin a go-go Baby!
Here's a transcript of a conversation between Kirby and I:
Kirby: HIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Me: HHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Kirby: HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Me: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*this keeps going for until Kirby gets hungry, at which point he eats me and gets the 'hairy' power, granting him a goatee and bushy eyebrows.*
Kirby: HIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Me: HHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Kirby: HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Me: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*this keeps going for until Kirby gets hungry, at which point he eats me and gets the 'hairy' power, granting him a goatee and bushy eyebrows.*
The Cunning Weasel
Smash Master
I'd ask Snake about his wind hitbox and just how good a cigarette tastes in the morning.
Fatmanonice
Banned via Warnings
I can imagine me and Mario mostly talking about food. I wouldn't be surprized if he were a good cook because, afterall, he's had just about every other job under the sun and also somehow stays fat despite the amount of excercise he does on a regular basis. My pizza from scratch would probably blow his mind as would my foccacia. 
Tael
Smash Rookie
I would ask Lucas alot of questions ._. just finished playing mother 3 and i thought it was realy great.. but sad..
Sgt. Baker
Smash Ace
I'd ask Ganon on how his eyebrows grew into his hair. Srsly
Ochobobo
Smash Lord
Zelda, Dukonklet is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon! I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
Zeruel21
Smash Journeyman
Marth: How he got so good at swordfighting, and what I could do to train myself to be that skilled.
Samus: Thousands of little questions about how the Power Suit works, from firing mechanics to the science behind the Space Jump. Standard technophile matters.
Samus: Thousands of little questions about how the Power Suit works, from firing mechanics to the science behind the Space Jump. Standard technophile matters.
Chaos Reign
Smash Cadet
Link: I would ask him why can't he recover, but he would only respond in yells...
fromundaman
Henshin a go-go Baby!
That or he'd point to those Iron Boots of his...
That being said, maybe I'm completely wrong.
Foxtrotter
Smash Journeyman
Fox: First, I'd patiently explain to him that, no, I am not a furry fangirl. After that I'd bug him to show me his Arwing and Landmaster, explain how they work, and then ask him to do a barrel roll.
Pikachu: It's kind of hard to have a conversation with a rodent that speaks only his name, so I'd just take him home and keep him as a pet. |D
Pikachu: It's kind of hard to have a conversation with a rodent that speaks only his name, so I'd just take him home and keep him as a pet. |D
TheREALShadowChaos
Smash Journeyman
Since I have a R.O.B. here I can talk to my main as much as I want.
A~Kid/ToonethLinkage
Wants His Own Custom Title
Me: Show me the way of the arrow, boomerang, bombs, and sword!
Toon Link: *down taunt*
Me: So.....what are your hobbies?
Marth: 私は性交するのを好む。
Toon Link: *down taunt*
Me: So.....what are your hobbies?
Marth: 私は性交するのを好む。
Super_ness
Smash Journeyman
Me:So Ness, do you love Paula??
Ness
K StarSt
Me:Wait!! Look! I'm praying for the safety of Ness and his friends! So don't kill me or I'll fetch Giygas!
Ness:*Starts Singing*
Me:AHH! Come on Giygas!
*Giygas is defeated by the song*
Me:Sooooo... Could you teach me that PSI...
Ness
K StarStMe:Wait!! Look! I'm praying for the safety of Ness and his friends! So don't kill me or I'll fetch Giygas!
Ness:*Starts Singing*
Me:AHH! Come on Giygas!
*Giygas is defeated by the song*
Me:Sooooo... Could you teach me that PSI...
Super_ness
Smash Journeyman
Ahh! Sry. Clicked twice! Ignore this. or delete it. Or tell me how to.
Sonic on the Rocks
Smash Lord
"So hey, Sonic, uh-"
"YOU'RE TOO SLOW!" *runs away*
"..."
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"Captain Falcon!"
"YEZ?"
"Any tips on manliness?"
"Drink some FALCON PUNCH!"
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"Hey Toon Link!"
"HYA!"
"Watcha doing?"
"YA HYA HIYA!"
"...Alright."
"YOU'RE TOO SLOW!" *runs away*
"..."
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"Captain Falcon!"
"YEZ?"
"Any tips on manliness?"
"Drink some FALCON PUNCH!"
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"Hey Toon Link!"
"HYA!"
"Watcha doing?"
"YA HYA HIYA!"
"...Alright."
Kris121
Smash Journeyman
i cant reds a mute lol
Fire!
Smash Champion
My Roommate Mario - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q9wzVcziwA
Now it makes me not want to talk to Mario :/
Now it makes me not want to talk to Mario :/
I'd listen to her talk about her feelings. Chicks dig that, I'm told.
i c wut u did thar.
professor mgw
Smash Champion
MeIkMIN!
OLIMAR:.........
IkMIN!OLIMAR:.........
Spydr Enzo
Smash Ace
"Hey Samus, why don't you show me your taunt? 
"
"
choknater
Smash Obsessed
Wow... having a chance to talk to Sheik?
Amazing... seems like she would be a very wise person, and very quiet. She would only talk when she has something really important to say. She would also sound like a young man, hahah, too good. I'd get mindgamed.
I would probably just sit and hang out with her, looking at nature or thinking something. Or maybe have her play the ocarina or lute or something. Or mabe train in combat. That'd be cool.
We'd probably do things more than talk about things. If we had to talk though, I would ask about her adventures in Hyrule or how it feels to be the best character in both melee and brawl.
Amazing... seems like she would be a very wise person, and very quiet. She would only talk when she has something really important to say. She would also sound like a young man, hahah, too good. I'd get mindgamed.
I would probably just sit and hang out with her, looking at nature or thinking something. Or maybe have her play the ocarina or lute or something. Or mabe train in combat. That'd be cool.
We'd probably do things more than talk about things. If we had to talk though, I would ask about her adventures in Hyrule or how it feels to be the best character in both melee and brawl.
Lolz
ZSS:
Me: What the hell are you thinking, getting a forward smash like that?
ZSS: You're mine
Me: O_o
Ness:
Me: So, why do you like fire so much Ness?
Ness: Okay!
Me: No, it is not okay, Fire kills millions of people every year, through bushfires, houses burning down, and sheer pyromaniacs
Ness: Okay!
Me: Are you agreeing with the cause of pyromaniacs?
Ness: Okay!
xXLifTXx
Smash Rookie
I would first ask him: "Gai-yo! SHWEEEEI! YA..EN!"
Maybe throw in: "Ya! PEW!?" possibly even dance a little bit. :embarrass
Then we'd get the warp star and race captain falcon and sonic.
Translation: "Hey there! BUDDY! Let's...GO!"
"Let's..DANCE?" (because he is currently dancing at this point of the conversation)
He kindly agrees with more dancing, of course at this point he randomly gets the warp star, and motions me to get on. :D
Maybe throw in: "Ya! PEW!?" possibly even dance a little bit. :embarrass
Then we'd get the warp star and race captain falcon and sonic.
Translation: "Hey there! BUDDY! Let's...GO!"
"Let's..DANCE?" (because he is currently dancing at this point of the conversation)
He kindly agrees with more dancing, of course at this point he randomly gets the warp star, and motions me to get on. :D
chaoslink20
Smash Cadet
LOL. I would make ZSS my main and marry HER lol. But seriously, I would ask C.Falcon to teach me the ways of the falcon pawnch and martial arts. I would ask either Toon Link or Link for them to give me their sword
