Sorry, I need to violate the short and sweet rule, this rage/rant was a long time coming:
I hate it when I beat someone ten times in a row, during which they say nothing, and then they finally win and then they say "GG". Where was my GG's? I don't ever say it back in this case.
I hate taunting. The only time I ever accept a taunt is when somebody gets a truly good kill. I feel like there should be some kind of acknowledgement of what they just did, so I taunt back. I hate taunting just because of a mirror fight. We play the same character, hurray. Sorry if that sounds douchey but I LOVE the first three seconds of a fight, it's so fascinating how some people open (unless you play

, we all know how that starts). Taunting ruins that. In general I never taunt unless my opponent does, in which case I'll kill them and burn my three taunts in a row to prove a point. I really despise taunting. I feel so much respect for players who kill me and just stand there and wait for me to respawn.
I hate when people show off tech as I'm dying/respawning. Literally stop. You are using none of this tech while we are fighting. It's like that scene from a movie I don't remember where one guy shows off a load of really impressive fight moves and then another guy just clocks him in the face.
I hate it when people call me a spammer. I'm a

main, and because

says his name after ever t-jolt, it can seem like I spam more than I do. Even so, why is it even an issue?! Surely me using the same move over and over means I'm being predictable, which you should therefore punish with ease . . . ? I swear though, I get called a spammer when I literally didnt even use the same move more than twice in a row. The other day somebody called me a spammer and then said "cancer to you and your family". Well a Pika Pika to you too!
I hate it when people give up. So I'm wrecking you, no need to quit. If you cant take losing then stay your ass offline. It's even more annoying when people SD on purpose but then ready up for another fight. Don't even. If I can't even get the respect of you seeing game 1 to the end so you can try a better MU why should I give you game 2?
I hate it when I SD early then my opponent SD's so it's even again. I can kind of see what you're doing, but please stop. First of all, if I win then you have an automatic excuse, and second, you're robbing me of a chance to make an epic comeback, which is so much fun. Plus if the situation was reversed and YOU SD . . . We take those . . .
I hate when people counterpick badly. If I floor you as Pika vs Mario then why the F are you countering to Cpt Falcon?! It baffles me. Same as when I destroy somebody first game and they don't then give me their main, they choose an even lower tier. Oh the disrespect.
I hate it when people know their internet sucks but go online anyway. The amount of times I've played a game that stutters about like an effing slideshow, and then after, the guy ready's up immediately! People only do that if they know full well their game is lagging because of their cheap connection. I'm sure anyone with a decent connection does not stick around for a second game.
I hate it when people use a "training" tag. Stop. All that serves as is a precursor to you losing. Why do you need an automatic excuse? If you're not confident with your new character, don't take them online. Or do it, but without the training tag. Ugh, that one irks me. I'm training so I'm allowed to lose k. There is a training mode for a reason you absolute peasant.
I hate it when people use a "random" tag. I don't care if you use random. Do you want extra credit for winning? Main a low tier. Or play with your feet.
I hate that some people on For Glory don't know that if you get disconnected then a level 1 bot can take over your character. It bugs me to no end that some people have thought they rekt me when they didn't.
Everything else is fair game. Don't care what character you use, how much you use flare blitz or roll around. I have only myself to blame if anything like that catches me out.