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What do our characters do off the screen?

Rhubarbo

Rhubarbo

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Pokemon Trainer: Rapidly breeding Pokemon to get good EVs and IVs (at least that's my Pokemon Trainer lol)
Captain Falcon: Falling through the atmosphere after crushing a meteor while playing a guitar and watching porn. (If you get the reference, you win the INTERNETZ)
Olimar: Studying his treasures.
Ike: Too obvious.
 
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captainfalconmute

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I didnt think this forum could steep so low

With all due respect, one of the worst threads I have ever seen.

Smashboards reeks of fanboyism. Not saying everyone here, it is possible to very much enjoy a game and find it interesting to discuss different aspects of it with other people who also play the game, but the vast majority of people here have crossed the line into obsession. The worst thing is, most fanboys are completely oblivious to the entire thing.

Threads like this, and there are a lot of them, have **** all to do with Brawl itself and the gameplay of Brawl. Its just sad to be honest. I like the SSB a lot, and used to visit this forum a lot because I enjoyed discussing technical terms of the game, but I very rarely do so now because of the sheer number of ridiculous threads.

Go ahead, criticise me. The ones who do will be the fanboys.
 
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DLO

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"hey player!yes,i'm talkin' to you! Fight with this twenty-meter monster,i'm going to buy a cola!"

this is what the game's characters think of the player.
 
metaknightp0wns

metaknightp0wns

Smash Apprentice
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Being awesome somewhere
captainfalconmute said:
I didnt think this forum could steep so low

With all due respect, one of the worst threads I have ever seen.

Smashboards reeks of fanboyism. Not saying everyone here, it is possible to very much enjoy a game and find it interesting to discuss different aspects of it with other people who also play the game, but the vast majority of people here have crossed the line into obsession. The worst thing is, most fanboys are completely oblivious to the entire thing.

Threads like this, and there are a lot of them, have **** all to do with Brawl itself and the gameplay of Brawl. Its just sad to be honest. I like the SSB a lot, and used to visit this forum a lot because I enjoyed discussing technical terms of the game, but I very rarely do so now because of the sheer number of ridiculous threads.

Go ahead, criticise me. The ones who do will be the fanboys.
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quoted for the truth
 
Blade Knight

Blade Knight

Smash Ace
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Messages
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captainfalconmute said:
I didnt think this forum could steep so low

With all due respect, one of the worst threads I have ever seen.

Smashboards reeks of fanboyism. Not saying everyone here, it is possible to very much enjoy a game and find it interesting to discuss different aspects of it with other people who also play the game, but the vast majority of people here have crossed the line into obsession. The worst thing is, most fanboys are completely oblivious to the entire thing.

Threads like this, and there are a lot of them, have **** all to do with Brawl itself and the gameplay of Brawl. Its just sad to be honest. I like the SSB a lot, and used to visit this forum a lot because I enjoyed discussing technical terms of the game, but I very rarely do so now because of the sheer number of ridiculous threads.

Go ahead, criticise me. The ones who do will be the fanboys.
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Oh My God someone might actually have FUN It's inconsevable!
 
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Snowstalker

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Mario: Saves princesses
Luigi: Helps save princesses
Bowser: Kidnaps princesses
Peach: Gets kidnapped
 
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SmashMan_026

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166
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I dont recall the Brawl characters being their own entities... being that they're all random coding... anyway, i saw a post earlier that showed activites they could be partaking in, posted by cj.Shark, that could be possible. ima go with that one.
 
JuanTendo

JuanTendo

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In my case...They all go to sleep... Tired of getting their *** kicked by my pikachu... Or maybe they just go back to their own games ;-D
 
SmashBrother2008

SmashBrother2008

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In 64 and Melee when the characters went off-screen their polygon count would be reduced and their texture resolution was lowered when they were shown in the magnifier bubble. Obviously for performance reasons.
 
JuanTendo

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only belive when i see it

SmashMan_026 said:
My MK does not fear YOUR Pikachu, but he DOES fear my friend from Grand Rapids' Pikachu. It's unstoppable.
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Is there any video on the you tube of that friend of yours playing with Pikachu ? i would like to see how good he is...maybe we could change friend codes two weeks from know...i'm from europe.. so ill be only seen brawl in two weeks... i'm into melle right know
 
0RLY

0RLY

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cj.Shark said:
Ike: no surprise here
ZSS: goes shopping'
Pit: boy scouts
wario: BMX
marth: goes shopping
Link: english classes
TL: puzzles
Mario: plumber
Luigi: plumber
Captain F: drives fast cars and picks up chicks Come On!
Fox: shoots lots of asteriods
Wolf: doesnt let fox shoot lots of asteriods
Falco: watches fox shoot lots of asteriods
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I actually lol'd at a lot of these!

Let me add some of my own:

DK: Eats bananas so Diddy has more peels to throw
Peach: Contemplates about how not to get kidnapped, then gets kidnapped whist contemplating
CFalcon: Shows his moves
Ness: Plays baseball
Pikachu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-PaeYJ6YxQ
Bowser: Thinks about where he left the axe in world 1-4
Ice Climbers: Climbs Ice
Samus: Running through Zebes with only 30% of her items in less than 50 minutes, again
Link: Chillin with fangirls
Mario: Watches Peach take a shower *reference in Paper Mario 2*
Fox: http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5387/foxfalcovgcatsaf4.jpg
Kirby: Eats strawberry cake
Yoshi: Avoids questions about his sexuality
 
mzink*

mzink*

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They shoot dirty looks and insults at each other and build up more and more rage untill you pick up the controler again and allow them to unleash on each other once more.
 
SuperRacoon

SuperRacoon

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You don't realize this but once you have your first job, you are a Mr. Game and Watch. You go to work, the manager who hates you is watching secretly, constantly waiting for you to mess up. Mess up three times and your fired.
 
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Wölf

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Pikachu complains about the fact that he used to be a top tier character in 64, but now he's no more than a cutesy toy.

Jigglypuff complains that half of her B moves are utterly useless, including her Bup Sing move which allows opponents to wake up even before she is done singing.

Yoshi tries to figure out whether he's a male or a female.

Link works on his speech lessons.

The Space Animals try to figure out why they're the only characters in Brawl with a last name.

Ness wonders why his PK Thunder ends if it hits another character, while Lucas's continues on.

Sheik petitions for lesbian rights.

Snake.... Well I can't say what he does, it's deemed "inappropriate" on forums where children are present.

Peach, Bowser, and Mario go bowling together.

Game and Watch ponders the true meaning of his name.

Captain Falcon has a life, now that he's useless.
 
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Wölf

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Gory snake said:
Mario Mario, Luigi Mario, Peach Toadstool, Doug Falcon, Samus Aran. The list goes on
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Ouch I'm owned. I never knew that Mario's last name was Mario though. Better go back and re-read my Mario biography, lol.

In that case, the Space Animals try to tell people that they're not actually Furries, contrary to popular opinion.
 
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