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Minus the blackjack.They have sexy parties with blackjack and hookers.
qft this is genius omg lolWhen our characters go off-screen they lose a stock.
Thread over.When our characters go off-screen they lose a stock.
^This.When our characters go off-screen they lose a stock.
ThisJust like we talk about our characters, they talk about their players.
'Wow, did you see that idiot that was controlling me last game? Thank goodness it was only 2 stock"
qft this quote ftw'Wow, did you see that idiot that was controlling me last game? Thank goodness it was only 2 stock"
Quoted for pure AWSOMEWhen our characters go off-screen they lose a stock.
I don't know what you mean by "rumors." Ike actually is gay in his game.Ike: Murders Soren to stop the gay rumors. Then proceeds to make out with Mia, Marcia, Lethe, and Elincia all at once.
Do they show him having sex with Soren (or even kissing him)? NopeI don't know what you mean by "rumors." Ike actually is gay in his game.
^^Pretty much win.Ike: Murders Soren to stop the gay rumors. Then proceeds to make out with Mia, Marcia, Lethe, and Elincia all at once.
He hangs out with Nephenee too, doesn't he?
Pit: Tries to go to said orgies but gets kicked out for only looking like a girl.
lol
Fox: Fights with Wolf, then makes out with Krystal.
Wolf: Fights with Fox, then scolds Panther for trying to make out with Krystal.
Falco: Watches Fox fight with Wolf, then secretly watches him make out with Krystal.
lol
The Ice Climbers:... Climb ice?
WIN
Do they show him being a heterosexual? No. See how poor your logic is?Do they show him having sex with Soren (or even kissing him)? Nope
So he's innocent until proven gay.
Lol you neglected to mention that Marth only pretends to be beaten by Peach and Zelda so they'll make out with him later that day.I will start with a simple day for the smash brothers, a day when nobody plays the game.
It starts with Marth being the first to wake up, and he spends 2.5 hours in the shower, using all of the hot water. Then he gets beaten up by peach and zelda. Everyone eats breakfast, they have morning spars for the most part. Ike, Falcon, Link and Mario go to the gym. After lunch, Meta Knight, Falco, Ike and Luigi gather to play some cards. Then they spar some more, they have a tournament, have supper, and they stay up as late as they possibly can coming to smashboards and researching every aspect of the game. Then they come out of the TV and write it down on a sticky note for us.
Do they show him being a heterosexual? No. See how poor your logic is?
Aww man, I think Mia is way hotter. And she can use a sword. Whats hotter than a babe with a blade?Sorry, but its implied that he and Elencia have SOMETHING going on, which is pretty heterosexual.
When I played Fire Emblem: PoT Mia died on the part where the Dark Knight comes out of a house, cause she was just randomly by that house. The girl that helped me the most is Lethe, and even thoughs shes a cat-chick shes pretty hot :DAww man, I think Mia is way hotter. And she can use a sword. Whats hotter than a babe with a blade?
DANG! I forgot! Samus gets a contract with playboy...or tries too...peach and zelda wise up to marth's trick and have an orgy in his room...without him in it of course. Snake and Sonic go out to the track and run a few laps, cuz of 3rd party competition. And then the pokemon in the game, kirby and diddy kong all go out back to smoke weed. Did I forget anything?Lol you neglected to mention that Marth only pretends to be beaten by Peach and Zelda so they'll make out with him later that day.
And I'm pretty sure Falcon and Snake spend a lot of time in the gym also.
Sonic and Pit practice using their annoying voices to the fullest by talking to themselves.
Zero Suit Samus is still negotiating a contract with Playboy. They aren't offering her the money she deserves.
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Any my logic is not faulty. They don't show him being either gay or straight so its left to the fans (or haters) to decide that for themselves. For all you know, he could be bisexual or just not believe in sex at all.