What are your best pick up lines

[Rhambo]

ive got a 6 inch tongue and can breathe out my ears

followed up by a quick

no one says no to chlorophorm

 

[LordoftheMorning]

I stared at yours for half a second before going like this: O_O

So.... I herd you liek mudkips?

 

[nakedsnake]

1.You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime
2.Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3
3.You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
4. I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.

 

[OmegaXXII]

I see you aren't smart enough to even recognize your own ignorance....

dead hard, dead on! meh..

 

[Xsyven]

In relation to the first post:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

And then the classic:

"Did you eat Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious."

 

[mzink*]

Do you like Star Wars?

First thing I asked the man I am now married to.

 

[.CMW.]

-Hey baby, you have nice legs. What time do they open?

.CMW.

 

[Overload]

In relation to the first post:

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

stole mine. . .

I'm like a rubix cube the longer you play with me the harder I get
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

 

[Death]

Ones that me and my friends just made up one day.

"Hey, it's raining outisde, you mind if I park my car in your garage? Oh and btw, let's ****!"

"Hey, I'm your ex's replacement. Suck my ****!

 

[SkylerOcon]

- I saw you, fainted, and hit my head on the ground. I need your name and phone number for legal reasons.
- My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in
- Are you a lumberjack? Because you're giving me some wood!

And now, pick up lines in poetry:

Roses are red, lemons are sour
Spread your legs and give me an hour!

 

[Kinzer]

This are the perfect lines you want to say if you want to get a good hard slap to the face...

but who gives a d***, this is probably a joke thread, so step aside and watch how a 15 year old does it!

Is it just me or are my pants getting smaller?

 

[thecatinthehat]

- *Give's phone to girl* "Call me."
- (best with a friend) "We would like to play"
- I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
- I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

 

[OmegaXXII]

- My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in
- Are you a lumberjack? Because you're giving me some wood!

these two are good ones

also

at night:
I see your skin is so black I couldn't even tell if you were there

 

[Kinzer]

^^

Isn't that a line to say if you want to insult an african-american? (Ah Hell, you know who I'm talking about, I just want to sound as least racist as possible.)

 

[OmegaXXII]

^^mind you, I just found this to be funny for some odd reason, not to racial in anyway way.

 

[victra♥]

If you held up 11 roses and looked in the mirror, you'd see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

That actually worked for me. :3

 

[1048576]

Heh, I thought about what smash chars would say:

Ike: Prepare yourself.

 

[thesage]

Are you corn, cuz I'm stalking you.

Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

 

[Eor]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

 

[RedPeppers]

I stared at yours for half a second before going like this: O_O

So.... I herd you liek mudkips?

HAHAHA!!!
I may have to use that! Seriously, I started an internship for the McCain campaign, and on the first day a volunteer told me I should meet her friends daughter AN ASIAN MODEL!!(inside joke about being asian). Anywho, if there are any that aren't perverted(Janitor's),this thread may actually be.......................informative.........................

Edit: Eor you used the wrong word! it would be "Weigh" not "Way" in that sentance. Lol, I love correcting Broomers for some reason.

 

[Eor]

Except you don't write out pick up lines!

 

[Kinzer]

Oh now we're being serious with pick-up lines?

Fine, I'll come up with something.

Oh, this works, great, just leave your mind blink and your mouth open, maybe it would even help if you held the "ah" tone, it helped this girl in my class catch on to me that I like her when another one of her friends asked me if I thought she was hot...

 

[Cyndi]

You rock me like an earthquake.

 

[Zook]

-There must be an onion in those pants, 'cause every time I look at it, I start to cry.
-I wanna pee where you poop.
-Bend over.

 

[Devil7]

So, I see you like guys in tight leather outfits. (in side joke, but this one actually worked, sort of)
Do you have any kids? Want some?
(walk up and crush an ice cube) Well, now that we have broken the ice.

 

[The Executive]

If it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, "PREPARE TO BE BOARDED" has mixed results.

 

[Sporkman]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

Can I weigh your breasts?





WHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY

 

[notftomearth7]

Q: How much does a polar bear weigh?
A: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm (Insert name here)



It's one my cousin told me. It's pretty clever, and non-perverted. What's not to like?

 

[Overload]

Do you have any black in you?
Would you like to?
. . . taken from a parody of to catch a predator


also, you can wear this shirt:

 

[Kinzer]

I saw that same shirt in Puerto Penasco, Mexico when I went down there, I loled.

 

[Oracle]

Hey baby, do you grow chickens?
Because you're raising my c*ck

 

[Azua]

I weep for humanity.


No, really.

 

[Eor]

Q: How much does a polar bear weigh?
A: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm (Insert name here)



It's one my cousin told me. It's pretty clever, and non-perverted. What's not to like?

You ****er

 

[Oracle]

I weep for humanity.


No, really.

Why? Does it matter that much?
And why weep over pick up lines when there are other monstrosities out there, like record companies and /b/?

 

[OmegaXXII]

here are various one's I came up with last night:

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- If I got a nickel for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
- Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
- You're so sweet, you're going to put Hershey's out of business!
- You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.

 

[Red Exodus]

Hello. I'm Kris.

 

[XACE-K]

- Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

lol that's a good one.

As for pick-up lines, I don't have any good ones. Whenever I say one, I get called a perv but one time a girl slapped me because she didn't like the one I said.

 

[Deleted member]

Agreed, on the sit on my lap one.

 

[OmegaXXII]

but one time a girl slapped me because she didn't like the one I said.

unless it's explict than don't, but... why don't you try posting it?

 

[XACE-K]

unless it's explict than don't, but... why don't you try posting it?

I can't remember what it is. I could've done something perverted along with saying the line that got me slapped.