When you ask someone if they like some band, and then they say yes, and then you ask if they've ever heard their most popular song, and they so 'I think so'. And through the moment, it becomes blatantly obvious that they've never heard it before. But it's such a minor thing that you can't call them out on it cause that just makes you look like a child. So you just let it go and carry on with an already awkward conversation about a band that you have to pretend the other person enjoys when they have no idea wtf you're talking about.
When you go to a place that sells singular uncrustables and they don't look like they're soggy and old and then you buy one and then they
are soggy and cold.
People who stare at you from across the way, weather it be a classroom, movie theater, restaurant. ( I have green hair, I get it a lot) and you can't really be like, "Ayo, quit it". Cause I'm too not captain falcon for that kinda thing.
When you can't find the nail clipper.
When you run out of chapstick and you REALLY need it.
When people who respond to a text message with one word/thing such as 'k' or 'lol'.
Narutards.
Shopping for something wear all distributors of the same product claim theirs to be the best one.
When people eat with a fork and drag their fork on their teeth on the way out.
When you think you have a splinter but it's really a scab but you pull it like a splinter and rip up fresh, perfectly fine skin.
Pokemon not of the 1st generation.
When you hit keys too fast on a mobile phone (for texts) and the other keys don't register, constantly having to go back and fix messages before sending them.
Movies about penguins.
Animated movies about penguins.
People who find movies about penguins funny.
People who find movies about penguins cute.
People who find any of the practically standardized 'random' words funny in any way. Cheese, monkey, ninja.
People who don't know how to admit that they're wrong, and to just move on with things.
How meebo doesn't let you look at aim profiles without signing into aim on a seperate window.
Diablo three still isn't out.
Warhammer sucked.
Brawl.
When you order food from taco bell and they don't put a steak sticker when you order two of the same, closed items, with one being steak and the other being beef.
Working at taco bell and having people complain when I do the previously stated.
I can think of a lot more.
