DMG
Q. Dmg, whats your worst matchup and favorite stage?
A. Worst matchup: Dojo/MK who actually knows the matchup lol. Now Dphat knows to just stay MK and not even bother trying to play as Wario against him.
Favorite Stage: IDK since people won't let me pick Brinstar against them, probably Rainbow Cruise. I tend not to lose there, even if I switch from Wario to another character.
Q. DMG you were often criticized for your camping was did that ever effect your play style?
A. AL: I dunno, I naturally tend to err on the "safe" side when it comes to stuff in Brawl. I accept that that is the true pace/meaning of the game, and that it is the best strategy for an overwhelming number of characters including Wario. I used to play aggressive, back when people sucked or back when people didn't understand how to play against Wario, and as time passed I had to become more defensive and react to them.
I've gotten flak for camping. Not because of how gay it is, or how long it makes matches last, but cause people seem to think it doesn't work, or that the alternative of being aggressive is better when in reality it's usually a terrible choice to be really aggressive with Wario. For quite a long time, I decided not to really play that campy, cause everyone just said "DMG just approach" and I would still win, but then someone would actually learn "Hey, this isn't smart, I have way too many answers to this" and I would have to go back to a more defensive natured style. I don't actively try to time out people except when I think it's legitimately the best thing to aim for. Recently I did it to a Pit on Lylat with a pretty big lead, because he was trading or beating me out when I approached normally and he would play with the edge a lot so naturally I had to back off anyways. Same for a MK player who surprised me and actually figured out the correct Walls against Wario as MK (with a little help from Dojo/Domo I think lol), but he figured it out just a tad too late after I had a stock lead and while he decided to wall I decided to not approach.
Q. Are those Wario's sideburns or his actual hair coming out under his hat?
A. Sideburns bro
Q. So DMG, how do you feel about DPhat?
A. Zigsta: Dphat... eh he's a pretty cool guy, doesn't afraid of men.
Q. What's your favorite kind of gum?
A. Gum: I actually haven't had any in awhile since you aren't technically supposed to chew gum with Braces. But that day... it was the kind of gum that had most flavor absorbed from it already. Like chewy nothingness.
Made me fuggen sick bro. Dphat went too FAR... NOTHING HAPPENED FLARBLE GARBLE GARBLE AKLDJSAKLDJAKJDAKLDPASDAS
Q. how do you feel about ultimate razor DMG?
A. He's a little punk *** ***** *** Motha Fu***** Kid that Won't Money Match my MK with his Snake cause he scared.
Lol Razer's cool. I like hanging out with him, and **** talking him as the day progresses.
Q. DMG why wario?
A. Cause I have always played Wario in games. Always.
Q. DMG where did you hide the diamonds?
A. Unless you do a full body cavity search, you will never find them...
I HID THEM IN A INCONSPICUOUS CRATE IN RURAL CHINA, EACH DIAMOND DIPPED AND SET IN 24 KARAT GOLD!
Q. DMG, if people sort of know you as "Doctor Runaway Guy". How do you get people to play you in friendlies? I sort of decided I don't like this game anymore, but if I can use that to help me camp people (because I don't care) how do I practice?
It seems like it would be hard to get good at a tactic that frustrated and infuriates people simply because you would run out of opponents.
A. Humpy: People WANT to play me in friendlies, and WANT me to try and time them out. I dunno, it's a weird phenomenon lol. I mean, I have some people who hate playing me in tournament, or hate playing against Wario in general, but for the most part people approach me and actually want me to do those things lol.
If you want to get good at it, focus on being defensive or safe, and just bait a lot. Like, run backwards, run up, shield, do a safe punish. If it misses, back off and repeat. Like instead of focusing on running away, focus on staying back just a bit and attempting a single attack every 10 seconds.