WA Power Rankings: August 2014 Update

[t-iceman]

not to change the subject of u being weak evan, but what AP classes are u/have u taken?

physics, calc, chem, and european history (the latter was the most boring thing ever). Also id be interested in that portland tourney if we actually came back on sunday

 

[Silent Wolf]

uh oh, someone cant miss hebrew school

c:

edit: Lol i googled "jewish sunday" cuz i knew there was some kinda joke i could make about that.

 

[t-iceman]

uh oh, someone cant miss hebrew school

c:

edit: Lol i googled "jewish sunday" cuz i knew there was some kinda joke i could make about that.

At least you do your homework for your insults lol. But ya i just don't want to be gone for too long, and i quit hebrew school a long time ago so that don't matter. Also if you want to find me come sept 22 I'll be at Lander room 566

 

[KAOSTAR]

ahh ye old lander. imo terry lander is the worst dorm but probably the best 4 meeting girls. there are just hella ppl combined in those two buildings. my freshman year it was themed nursing/med school so u know how that goes.

I told my mom the other day that church *****s was hella grimey lol.

 

[ThePrime]

oh wow terry lander is bumping with ladies wow ima hit that up tomorrow haha

 

[C!Z]

You like girls, Andy? Never seen that side of you haha

 

[omgwtfToph]

imo terry lander is the worst dorm but probably the best 4 meeting girls

very very very very true. worst dorm but all the cuties are in terry/lander

especially if you like asian girls

 

[KAOSTAR]

**** yea especially if ur into asians or nurses. thats how charles has a pune reserve. lived in terry lander and took nursing classes, guy to girl ratio is heavily in your favor and I know that *** has *****es lined up to **** wit the most eligible bachelor in the class.

next would be Mcmahon. they have clusters which are an interesting dynamic, but the fact is u have 4-6 (maybe its 6-8) girls all behind 1 door. its also the largest on the north side and easily the best food. living in mcmahon or terry/lander are super easy ways to give/receive dinner/lunch/if ur smooth breakfast invites.

I think hagger is all dudes but if not its still not very casual in terms of kicking it. McCarty has more privatized lounging and ian's cafe which is also a great spot to chill. north tower 3rd floor is where I became a smasher, we use to have our fests every friday in the lounge.

u got this evan, freshman year u gotta get yo **** wet lol.

 

[xXx-NoobKing-xXx]

yeah i hear you homiie that purple skirlprle get ton on that f.il.t.h.y

~_~ :oooo pew pew <-- ciz

-_-llllll <-- otto

._. <--- kline

<--- evan

O_O <--- toph

That is the tightest post I have ever seen Andy make.

DAMNIT Otto! Every time you post I think for a split second that Strawhats has posted instead.

 

[KAOSTAR]

lmao LMAO! ! I just realized that in andy's post evan doesn't have a face lol!

 

[MasterC]

Bahhaha andy was prob high as hell when he wrote that xD

How you guys gonna hate on terry/lander?!?! Its DEF the 2nd best dorm building nex to mcmahon, kline/toph were right on with their analysis lol btw mercer is DEF the worst dorm

Evan, ima b outta town till sept 25th or 26th but I might hit GC guy's SoCal tourney while I'm down there xD I'll holla when I'm bak tho n toph aka my ***** kris is gettin bak that day I think so let's get down soon!

Otto, feeling the new PR/avatar lol

Ciz, andy is a low key creeper

 

[C!Z]

They're all free.

 

[KAOSTAR]

aight charles, ill take into account the honors dorm and mercer, def worse. but the honors dorm has freaks yo, bunch of girls in 24 hhour quiet time stressed out about homework. def gonna need a release.

and facility wise ill put terry lander higher but the rooms suck. McCart had best individual rooms and best convenient late night hang out.

 

[xXx-NoobKing-xXx]

Yo I'm gunna stick my **** into as many women as possible next time I come down.

 

[MasterC]

They're all free.

who was that directed at homie? cuz you lost me dawg lol

EDIT: i'm currently undergoing discussion with C!Z to get him his passport so we can run thru the top 10 next BC tourney Adam you guys don't want it but we're always down to share women xD

 

[ThePrime]

^
for the billionth time

just get an enhanced driver license -_-

 

[C!Z]

That's what we're doin yo. I was sayin Andy is free ;D amongst everyone else that isn't Bisno and Teddy. Yeah, I said it.

 

[xXx-NoobKing-xXx]

What about Shane? Doesn't he still ****? I remember commentating when he took M2K to last game in that GF set. What has happened to my eggy?

 

[omgwtfToph]

aight charles, ill take into account the honors dorm and mercer, def worse. but the honors dorm has freaks yo, bunch of girls in 24 hhour quiet time stressed out about homework. def gonna need a release.

and facility wise ill put terry lander higher but the rooms suck. McCart had best individual rooms and best convenient late night hang out.

100% agree

I was sayin Andy is free ;D amongst everyone else that isn't Bisno and Teddy. Yeah, I said it.

I think the reason your post confused us is because you said "they're all free" and the list included Otto and yourself.

What about Shane? Doesn't he still ****? I remember commentating when he took M2K to last game in that GF set. What has happened to my eggy?

alcohol and, uh, tortillas

is what happened to shane

 

[xXx-NoobKing-xXx]

That's a shame. Alcohol definetly makes you play worse over time if you drink long enough. Or is it that he just drinks during/before tournaments?

 

[KAOSTAR]

both. lately he has been underpreforming, but im pretty sure its life issues and sometimes alcohol is how he chooses to deal with them. it will be aight. but hopefully shane will realize that its not always about how often you drink, its often the level of control and restraint you can employe when you drink.

 

[xXx-NoobKing-xXx]

I feel for Shane. It's a pretty ****ty feeling losing to people who are worse than you. I know that better than most.

 

[numberonenacho]

I haven't played smash in like two weeks, no alcohol and weed either AND I've been doing Yoga?!

My falcon is about to be so ****ing calm and methodical. It's over for everyone.

 

[pandacheck]

man i feel like u *****s are doing an intervention, haha

 

[C!Z]

Q uit givin me sympathy you ****. I just dont practice. Ive been on practice point lately so im ready to ****.

-Eggz

 

[MasterC]

was **** censored right there? cuz i don't see that censored often lol

we'll just let the next couple GC's talk cuzzzzzzzzzzz xD

 

[Silent Wolf]

Has anyone seen Shane?

=/

=/=/

 

[ThePrime]

I was with shane when we went to oregon this past weekend. Then him and ciz went to nates

 

[Silent Wolf]

Lol at shane drinking pertaining to him doing worse at smash. he just doesnt practice

 

[C!Z]

Andy should have been in on it. Aka he always ruins everything.

 

[KAOSTAR]

quick edit post. we got this still!

 

[omgwtfToph]

Lol at shane drinking pertaining to him doing worse at smash. he just doesnt practice

shane drinking does not make him worse at smash

however, shane drinking (and shane's drinking habits) at tournaments definitely makes him way less consistent at them

 

[MasterC]

^mind games, son

 

[KAOSTAR]

alcohol affects all aspects of shane's life. there is no way you can convince me otherwise.

 

[Eggz]

yeah that ****s banned

 

[KAOSTAR]

lol had to count the stars to make sure u weren't saying that n****s banned. but do whatever u gotta do man. if u need help im sure ur friends will do what they can.

 

[C!Z]

LOL Charles I see what you meant now. My gay.

If it weren't for alcohol I wouldn't have been laughing all day and still laughing about that **** lolol.

 

[Silent Wolf]

yo i updated the criteria a bit. just letting you guys know now so theres no problems in the future.

 

[numberonenacho]

whoa guys, once Toph gets on and if T-iceman beats Kline a couple times..

It's over for his PR spot! Better clock in dude! Your reign of mediocrity might be coming to a close!**

dun dun dun.

**
Alternate posts: Your kitty's about to get declawed!
#2: Who will you **** talk then?! Ganon guy?

 

[omgwtfToph]

Your Mewtwo is about to descend! :o

But yeah I can see it now


Kline: Man *****, you can't even waveland moonwalk swipedash shineblind Ganon Guy ***** fam. You have no hope against my technical prowess.
Ganon Guy: *throws a qdoba burrito at kline*
Kline: Omg a qdoba burrito
Ganon Guy: *stomp to fair*