[WA] Perth Smash Thread

[Technodeath]

hey, amidoinitrite?

 

[Richard7]

so i heard Solid Snake got old

also Ric, bottled rage will make you a psychopath

I started feeling the effects of bottled rage/anger about 2 years ago.

ZOMG MOST AMOUNT OF POSTS I'VE DONE IN SUCH A SHORT TIME!

 

[Technodeath]

god im so tempted to just say "u mad?"

 

[Hobobloke]

Should I bother interrupting Mic's L4D2 game to get him to ban whats his name?

 

[Richard7]

what, since when does what i say turn into, i dont like snake anymore. it was a reference to MGS4 lol.

So I take it you recently played/finished MGS4. That game made me literally laugh out loud. Some of the most ridiculous stuff happens in that game.

No more responses from me until about 6:30ish - 10:30 tomorrow, tis time for me to fall unconscious.

 

[amidoinitrite]

hey, amidoinitrite?

lol u r
u r doinitrite

 

[Technodeath]

lol u r
u r doinitrite

if you mean him ^

Should I bother interrupting Mic's L4D2 game to get him to ban whats his name?

i dont know whether it'd be worth it Trav, if he pops up again after today then yeah we'll call in the Mic.

So I take it you recently played/finished MGS4. That game made me literally laugh out loud. Some of the most ridiculous stuff happens in that game.

i have played the game, i just havent finished it. was quite fun. never got fond of an old man in a skin tight suit though

 

[luke_atyeo]

10 hyrulian rupee'sf says ami is luke's 2nd account :D

lol you owe me 10 rupee's

 

[amidoinitrite]

Your a ****ing smash rookie do you want a cookie?

And i love Dekar i mean he adds me on msn then i say somthing like OMG DEKAR I LOVE YOU. And he replies saying i only added you on msn to say that i completed spirit tracks.

It made me rage at first since i haven't even got the game yet but at the same time i thought image smashboards without dekar i mean we would have noob people like amidoinitrite trying to troll. I bet it's Dekar aswell thats why i love him once again. He gets banned like 3 times in a year aswell which is epic.


Wind Waker > OOT > MAJORAS MASK > TWILIGHT PRINCESS > LINK TO THE PAST > ZELDA > ZELDA 2.

That list is so dam good. *Hopes to change talk about zelda now.*

lol i troll u

 

[Splice]

I wonder if Notra does name search.
He is totally the best troll omg uleh i no jk.

he doesitrite.

Notra notra Notra

 

[Sieg]

uleh lah?

liao meh za.

ooohh, you meng wa lahhhh.

Siang li na rela wing na.

Liao lah

 

[Trillest]

engrish prz

 

[Vlade]

This may seem random but I remember a long while ago we were discussing a day where we'd go for laser tag or something along those lines.

Who'd be up for it sometime after christmas?

 

[Alzi]

I would.

If Jesse gives it for us for cheap . OMG how about we do Pete's birthday at laser tag? wooo.

It will be fun to see who is the best at this laser tag since there will be no bad match ups because it is real life.

 

[Vlade]

Asians vs Others is a 70:30 matchup in Asians favour

 

[Pete278]

That means if me and Vlade team up, you're all doomed!

 

[Technodeath]

No Pete. That means if Vlade goes, you all lose.

 

[MTGod]

Okay, first time I've had any real time to read + post, and I'm sitting on a
cardboard box doing this, so it's gonna be a long one... Bring some water and a
power bar kiddies

I have no idea how to spell that. Usu? Whatever, the shortened, colloquial
form of usual is what I mean.

There's a colloquial form of usual??? It seems like one of those words that is
pretty hard to shorten...

So it just hit me that now Jesse has is cool new place with a pool table. i
smell a smahfest in the making.

Aaaaand...

I think Jesse's a bit worried about the well being of his couch Trav...

^^
Seriously though, Pete's right:::

Who gets wasted at a smashfest?

It only makes sense to drink at a smashfest if you're celebrating something... But
still, I've mentioned before that once I get the house sorted out (as in unpacked
mostly and get all the people necessary to wire up the house) I will organise
something... But, it's looking that it'll have to be after I come back from my
trip (20th)... Most likely Feb...
Also, answering a quote with two other quotes makes up for the lack of quote
before 'Tis official, no???

I blame my decision to mix drinks, that and the fact I had at least half of
that Canadian Club Whiskey by myself.

I can tell you now, Trav - any type of milk drink followed by a fizzy drink WILL
make you hurl... It curdles in your stomach But yeah, the alcohol sure doesn't
help

I already like stopped drinking religiously shortly after I turned 18
though.
Fark alcohol

As in your religion stopped you drinking, or you mean you've stopped drinking
permanently??? I see nothing wrong with alcohol as long as no one goes overboard
(having everyone be a little tipsy is more fun for everyone than one or two people
getting absolutely ****faced... IMO )

Course, I don't go to parties anymore because, contrary to popular belief,
its not a weekly necessity to have drunk people breathing all over you.

Tell that to my old high school peers... "Hey guys, let's go to the SAME club
EVERY WEDNESDAY from here on 'til FOREVER!!!!!! It won't get old!!!"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp0B1rZwOwg
I love the end

Johnning the Johnner???

LoL, Get over your self. Alcohol has been getting people like you laid for
a long time,

Whoa ho ho, the gloves came off there...
I was going to go into a self-righteous rant about how prejudices are hardwired
into the brain, but I'm not self-righteous enough to post what I actually wrote

In Gero where i live, you cant have any social gathering without drinking,
i find it rather ********. i dont drink because i dont see the need to, or want to
for that fact. i practically get shunned upon because i choose not to follow the
crowd. yes people have fun drinking, but people can also have fun without it as
well.

There's socialising for drinking, or there's socialising WITH drinking... The
former usually involves lots and lots of alcohol flavoured water (VB, Swan, Emu
etc.) and pre-mixed drinks... I don't like it I only drink when I've got things
that I like drinking because they taste nice... The fact that they're alcoholic is
irrelevant - if there was a choice between VB and Coke at a party, I'd be all up
in the coke
Rick - go buy yourself a bottle of Matso's (there's 5 types of beer or ginger beer
to choose from) and enjoy the taste

But what would it be like if alcohol WAS banned?
I think you can agree that there would probably be alot less deaths.

Less deaths from alcohol poisonings, more shootings from black market alcohol
transactions... It'd even out, tbh...

...lasagna...

You just haven't tasted good lasagna, Andre Unless you don't like pasta in
general... All a lasagna is is layered Bolognese

How does a tournament on the 5th sound?

Leaving for my trip on the 5th, and won't be back til the 20th...
2nd or 3rd of January would be awesome for me :D It seems, though, that more
people are going away for this period...

anyone who has a friend who has a brother who has a father

Wasn't the brother part redundant???
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BOX BREAK - on the floor now
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Bottled rage is actually dangerous. If you shake them up all the rage comes
out at you at once.

That's lies and slander right there... There's nothing wrong with bottling things
up for a while as long as you let it out sometimes... Hence why I play squash :D
Nothing vents rage like smashing a tiny rubber ball at a wall repeatedly

This may seem random but I remember a long while ago we were discussing a day where we'd go for laser tag or something along those lines.

Who'd be up for it sometime after christmas?

I got prices a while back... Best I can get:::

For a 9pm-1am session, minimum of 15 people, and $30 per person (might become cheaper if we get like 30+ but not sure)
For just two standard games, I'm pretty sure I can get it $10 each
Not sure about a standard lockout, but I imagine they wouldn't let me do it with less than 15 people as well...

Also, these are for the Willeton store, the one I work at south of the river - if we go to NB or Malaga stores I'll have to check with the bosses there... The catch is though, I have to be there playing with you guys... They won't take my word for it if I just say you guys were coming down (I've tried that before xD)...

It will be fun to see who is the best at this laser tag since there will be no bad match ups because it is real life.

REAL LIFE FAKE SHOOTING GAME

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*BREATHE* NOW ONTO MY UPDATE
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Okay, so last night was our annual staff party/poker night... It was freakin' insane I carpooled with four other people in a tiny Ford Laser (haha, get it, because it's Dark Zone, and we drove in a Laser)... Tried to get them to listen to Skindred, which 2 of the guys wouldn't play through the whole song of Ratrace because the music was "Absurd"... They just lack the sophistication to listen to foreign music with an open mind...

We then had a lot of laughs about this Handjob thing: http://www.ineedahandjob.com/
after like 15 minutes of me not knowing WTF they were talking about Then we were trying to drag against another work colleague driving a Mitsubishi Colt, which was epic xD

Once we got to the restaurant, me and this rather large guy ordered a pizza each, and to his shock and disgust I finished the pizza while he left two slices Then we started trying to trick this really gullible guy with brain teasers, such as "If it takes 30 minutes to dig a hole, how long does it take to dig half a hole?" to which he replied "Ten minutes..." thinking that was half of thirty ... (No, you cannot dig half a hole, by the way You can dig half of your intended hole, but you can't dig half a hole...And this isn't open for discussion so don't take it as one )

Okay, then we were going to the Boss' house for a Poker tournament, where this one lady told everyone else that all the Willeton staff were planning a scam because I wouldn't tell her what the game strategy that I masterminded was... But anyway, we had three cars following us so we decided to have a little bit of fun and take a few "wrong turns"

Then we got to the 35 player Poker tournament - the lady was still saying that Willeton were cheating until some of the staff BACKSTABBED other Willeton staff and eliminated each other... As soon as I heard about it, I screwed the game plan and started playing independently (which everyone else obviously was doing anyway) and started winning money... First person out got chucked in the pool, but in a shocking twist of events also won $50!!! We were all amazed

So, poker poker poker until I got to the final table (of 9 people)... So I was dangerously close of coming 9th AGAIN (money prizes for top 8 people lol), and I kept getting **** hands until the blind came around to me, semi-forcing me all in (I only had about $300 in chips left so I pushed em in)... 6 and 7 of hearts in the pocket, and I flopped trip 6s :D Massive sigh of relief lol... Then in a few hands time I got my hands on an Ace King of clubs, and pushed 3 people all in at the same time, causing mass havoc with the side pots Turns out they all had pocket pairs - Ks, Js and something else... I flopped an Ace and won with that pair That left me with all of 3 peoples' moneys, which made me -kinda- the big stack at the table From then on, it was just a matter of bullying people into going all in until it came down to heads up with me and this other guy who'd been sitting next to me the whole night, also doing really well We had about even amounts of chips after the first heads up hand where he rivered me with a pair of Queens, but I managed to make him fold after threatening an All In bet on the very next hand, leaving me with enough chips to put him all in 2 or 3 times without losing the lead... Lost the first all in, but won the next, meaning I won the tournament $200 and a free feed, not a bad night out if I do say so myself

Okay... That... was... a long one Hope you enjoyed that I'm off to set up a TV :D

 

[Vlade]

I love Poker and Mahjong

 

[Alzi]

Here you go Vlade.

hype hype.

 

[Vlade]

Thank you Alzi

Oh yeah 2nd January is a no-go for me by the way, it's my dad's birthday and I don't think he'd appreciate me going to a video game tournament

 

[Trillest]

kk laser tag in joondalup and every1 knows that white ppl shoot better than asians u guys just are harder to hit with all your kung fu and jackie chan

 

[Pete278]

No Pete. That means if Vlade goes, you all lose.

I'm pretty sure I'm Asian. Ask Vlade, he'll tell you.

 

[Marteh]

Thank you Alzi

Oh yeah 2nd January is a no-go for me by the way, it's my dad's birthday and I don't think he'd appreciate me going to a video game tournament

Least your families like that, I try and be home for bdays but they just dont care

 

[Technodeath]

Alister looks the part, you dont Pete Alister still gets +10 to all abilities.

my family doesnt give a **** about anything really, we get wished a happy bday and that's it really, get our money etc and it's done.

 

[Hobobloke]

Pretty sure laser tag is in RL which requires physically doing things, so unless they have a controller which controls themselves or someone else the asians just lost their edge.

 

[Marteh]

Waiiit is it teams?
If so I request North v South.

 

[Trillest]

why would you want the south to be slaughtered marteh

 

[Technodeath]

wee i'll be on my own team, because im from geraldton.

 

[Trillest]

no your north north = north of river and south = south of river im no geographist but geraldton is a tad north of the river :D

 

[Alzi]

North would **** the south.

We should organise laser teams now. Try and make it balanced. So it doesn't look like that crew at genisis ****** the Australians.

Also Trillest i lol'd at your kung fu jackie chan post. Speaking of which what did you think fo Kung Fu Panda bob? I think it was alright just was short. Jackie Chan movies are <3.

Maybe samuel will win all the laser tag games? Hmm i'm going to say Kane might be top tier in this laser tag. Maybe travis too.

 

[Ghnaschnakoff]

Hey, I have a membership to Dark Zone, so watch yo self.

 

[Trillest]

awww nasch not feeling loved

 

[Alzi]

I've been to Dark light like twice only so i am a noob. But you guys won't have MU against Alzi.

We have to do it for Pete's birthday.

 

[Vlade]

North vs South Laser Tag Match, it's totally on

We'd have to book it all out though for something like that I'm guessing

 

[Trillest]

yeah kinda like a certain other side of the country if we don't know the mu you insta win :D

 

[Technodeath]

fair call trill

 

[Alzi]

If we do it as a party we might get it cheaper. Jesse should organise it like make it cheaper. If theres only allowed a max amount of players then i will sacrifice my self for someone else to join.

 

[Vlade]

I don't think we'll reach the max alzi, darklight has a limit of 40 as far as I know and I don't think wherever we're going will be too much lower

Oh yeah Pete is indeed asian btw

 

[Alzi]

I'm actually up for this.

Laser Tag > Brawl Tournament

We can do a laser tag ranking list and who placed what lol.