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Vent Thread- Not enough rage

MTGod

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Lol wog talk is such lolz. I hate them so much. Cept I see nova as not wog I'll keep it like that.
Wid da fullee siik subwuufaa??

I (think I) have just the right mix of accents to sound normal :D Hooray successful mixed breed :p
 

Nova

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lol tibs.
I refuse to EVER talk like that besides I sound too gay anyway.
Nobody really noticed (err, except Attila/Shaya/Cao..... maybe) but I kicked my brother out of Thriller because (unlike me) he's a fully sick wog and even brought our cousins.
I lied and said I didn't know who they were. >_>
He was too late and drunk anyway, cbf.
AND his stupid mates gf started asking me all these questions and hitting on me urrrgh.

Edit: Toby is never the subject of rage; anyone who does so fails.
You are supposed to enjoy getting bounced around and ***** by Squirtle.
 

Zero

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Staying up until sunrise so I can do my washing by hand (I refuse to use the washing machines @ my housing place, ****ing $4 per wash) then go to sleep so when I wake up, my clothes will be nice, clean and dry.

but i'm tired now fuuuuuuuuuuck

without any source of caffiene FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
 

Nova

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:(
And here I am WANTING to sleep with bipolar madness keeping me awake.
We should trade emotions for 12 hours.
Actually no, submitting anyone to my mind is beyond any torture.
</3
 

tibs7

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Colds are a ***** in general imo. Runny nose and crap like that ughhh.
 

Sirias

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2 of my gay friends threw a hissy-fit at me because I said they were boring and cliche and stereotypical, who don't wanna talk unless it's about gay stuff or having sex.
So I said I was sorry that they didn't like me because I didn't wanna sleep with them or talk about mundane homosexual activity, to which they said: "Oh well. Cya." And that was that.
I don't care that they hate me now, but it made me feel like a jerk, and lonely nonetheless to be hated, again, for not wanting to get AIDS or be a giant f@ggot.
Admittedly I didn't like them to begin with.
So it's not a loss, at all.
 

Nova

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Yeah screw...um... "friends" like that.
I reallllllllly don't like the typical gay people; which is why I have next to no gay friends, literally.
That and the anti-psycho meds I'm on kinda not make me think about sex. But when I've been around the gays at work (Telstra, lots of them) I often get annoyed and end up just sitting quiet or outbursting at random things. If I try and change the subject (in the case of judging every single ****ing guy they see) it's like no matter what I talk about is ignored.
The only thing stereotypical about me is my music tastes.
And my voice; especially if I'm yelling. I hate my angry voice.
 

Sirias

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Lol.
I don't think I'm gay.
But everyone says I act as queer as queer can be.
I hate the stereotyped gay, too.
They're gross.
It's why I go a bit STFU when people say I'm so gay.
C:
 

MTGod

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Actually no, submitting anyone to my mind is beyond any torture.
Just don't get thrown into the TV by a crazed postman who was manipulated by a corrupted cop with latent magical powers given to him by some unexplained omniscient being with a bone to pick with humanity... (Man P4 was a wicked game xD)

On a more important note, my bubble tea is frozen T_T I forgot I left it in the freezer to get cool...

So devastated right now....... so... devastated.... :(
 

Nova

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I basically am one of the weakest members ever.
I was gonna go to the gym but decided against it.
Meh..... I won't live long anyway. ^_^

@ MTGod wtf is Bubble Tea....
...
It sounds like I should know about it but I don't.
I'd google it but I'm on horrid Internet.
 

MTGod

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Bubble Tea is essentially flavoured iced tea with gelatinous things in it :D
 

Bsrk_

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People talk about this bubble tea alot and i am yet to try it_

Kas your post made me laugh_ Stereotypical homos are worse than woman much like diesel ***** being worse than men_ I don't mind stereotypical homos only because i know how to deal with them and in short doses_ I knew you were gay at the start but your not a stereotype luckily and seemed pretty 'normal' for an eccentric kinda dude_

Looking forward to meeting Gaga if he's anything like he is on the smashboards_ Judging from your argument about wogs i'd say it's the x-breeds that you are more into_ Generally i find people who are half/half turn out amazingly sexy_ I do find it funny that you wax but don't work out though_ It's an aesthetic thing sure i can relate to that, but it's purpose is kinda lost unless you're a little buff_ Besides, everyone loves seeing a gay guy who can crush people with their fists_
 

Nova

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I'm just small and moody (hot and cold, depressed then hyper, etc).
Not really gay other than that and the Gaga crap.
And argumentative sometimes.
M£h.

Edit: wtf did I post I wax for.
See? Moody as ****.
I've waxed my chest once 'cause it annoyed me.
Now I don't care anymore.
****ing ******** genes.

Edit 2: I also have a chill in my back. ANNOYING.
And literally feels half hot half cold.
 

Nova

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I'm the ONLY person that isn't allowed to censor dodge.
Jks.
But seriously I get moderated/infracted so much for it.
Even things like dàmn (watch this post).

RAGE AT MY POST COUNT
 

xXArrowXx

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omg u haven't had bubble tea.. u are not azn enuf.. also u liv undur rok
.........

also have a icy icy.. the ice tastes like snowflakes **** yeah

7 is win.

**** waxing. its manly to be a manbeast.
 

MTGod

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I'm the ONLY person that isn't allowed to censor dodge.
You just ruined it for everyone :p

I really wanna try Icey Ice - I love the snows at Utopia, so I'd imagine a place that specialised in a similar sort of thing would be orgasmic :D

C is better than Octave, Ted :p Octave is like, the kid in programland that everyone makes fun of for being stupid, but pities it too much to actually point out its inadequacies to its face...

How do you troubleshoot in Octave??? You use a better programming language xD
 

Sirias

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Taro Milk Tea is great, it's a sponge-cake in purple liquid form.

Also, waxing is anything but bad.
First time I did it it wasn't that painful.
All I can say is... Get someone who's waxxed before, because if you get a nub they'll tear it off slowly and you'll be writhing in agony.
:D

I have no idea with how to deal with flaming f@gs, it's just a hassle.
Basically they're all: "Omg let's hang out and blahblahblah."
So I do, and then it's all: "Omg that guy's so hot, omg did you hear about that celebrity that did this, omg did you know my friend is a virgin omgomgomgomg."
And I have nothing like that to say because:
1. I find basically 1/10000000 guys to be 'hot'.
2. I hate celebrities or gossip about people.
3. Sex is something you don't brag about.
4. I HATE YOU! <3
No, not the 4th one, but still.
 

Sirias

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Ahh, yeah, discussion about me and my hatred and then my apparent love of d!ck.
Haven't heard or seen this a million times.
Guys are so creative, I mean really.
What more could I ask for but the monotonous droll that you guys say.
Ahh.
So much awesome.

...
Also didn't I post just after Toby?
I dunno why my posts get deleted so much.
Maybe they just hate the gays; i.e me and Nova, because everyone else is too lame to act gay these days.
Grab a duck and suck it, jesus.
 
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