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Vent Thread- Not enough rage

Sirias

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I gave up on that ages ago.
Like French Coach.
God, I only stick with things for like a week at most, and then I move on.
And IRC is for total f@ggot *** lickers.
C:
 

Sirias

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Looool.
I just hate IRC.
And the people in it.
But once you're out of it, it's all kool. c:
It's an unnatural and unreasonable hatred.
I don't know why I hate it.
I.
Just.
Do.
:C
 

Nova

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Never used irc, it IRCs me.
I don't care if I spelt that wrong either.
I have nothing to rage about since I was able to get my trip to Puerto Rico moved to umm... oh today, whipee.

I'm sick of raging, I'll try and be happier.
But it won't last. Bleh.
 

Vermy

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Rage. After all my experience with the opposite sex, I'm still struggling to make the first move. F***. Been sending signals all night and the girl's unreadable. Frickin' grade A poker face. I don't know what hand she's holding. She's gone to have a shower and left me in her lounge at half past frickin' midnight, and I'm competely dumbfounded. Sigh.

B*tches be loco.
 

Nova

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Yeah Vermy what up?
What happened? *_*

I have a revolting stomache ache atm.
I hate cheese from now on.
Everything else is fine though.
 

Bsrk_

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Yeah Verms i think Moose picked it up pretty easily_ Girls don't have showers at midnight unless it's a surprise sex shower_ You should have followed, worse that can happen is she says "wtf you doing?"_

Also sounds like you been doing it all backwards_ Guys are meant to tune the girls signals to suit them_ You're the only one sending them out and leaving yourself open and she is sitting back and making you sweat_ Always start out in front, never let the girl get the lead on you unless you like to be dominated_ Sounds like the card she is holding has 'Vermy' written all over it_

On the topic of tuning females_ Friend of mine had a house mate who was looking deeply into 'the game' and how to use mind trickery and gentle persuasion to tune women to become more susceptible to him_ Guy swears it works all too well but was a little put off by the concept as it is a form of manipulation and his morals got the best of him_ Either way it doesn't hurt to know a few tips that could increase your poker game if you will_

@Gaga_ how dare you hate cheese_ Eat more camembert or brie_ If it was that pre sliced crap, no wonder you got sick_
 

xXArrowXx

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yeah the game and all that negging.
my gf read that book... guess u could do that but its like kinda boring... also the girls u attract... lol

maybe vermy doesn't want surpise shower sex yet... maybe after marriage... or not lol
 

luke_atyeo

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look vermy its simple
just say, we should mate, and if she says what say that you said we should date.

also I agree camembert and brie are the ****
 

Sirias

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I 2nd that!
No wait, 3rd. c:
Camembert... *drool*

Tell her you're gay.
Then a week later tell her you turned straight and fell for her/wanna F*CK HER HARD!
Maybe that'll work.
It would for me. c:
ololo
 

Vermy

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I posted that almost 2 days ago Alzi, clearly the story was not over. You should be a little wiser when you post...Wait. Sorry. Forgot who I was talking to.

I'm a gentleman, so I will not post full details.
12/05/10 at 12:36am: Vermy is all wtf, should I make a move
12/05/10 at 12:40am: Vermy makes a move.
12/05/10 at 5:45am: Vermy and girl pass out from exhaustion.
12/05/10 at 2:00pm: Vermy wakes up to delicious dumplings and miso soup made by girl.
12/05/10 at 3:00pm: Vermy and girl take a drive to Vermy's place
12/05/10 at 3:25pm: Vermy and girl arrive, watch a few movies amongst "other" activities.
13/05/10 at 3:40am: Girl drives home.


Totally failed, hey Alzi. Teach me how to score, plz. Because clearly, I don't do well enough on my own. You ****.
 

Vermy

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Lol only messing with you Vermy. <3

You can shower sex me anytime.
Shut up. I don't like you.

AS previously mentioned, I am a gentleman and will not divulge all the details. I will say this much though: I'm a water saver.
 

Alzi

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Yeah vermy why on earth do you need to discuss your sex life on the internet only weirdo's do that.

 

Vermy

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Yeah vermy why on earth do you need to discuss your sex life on the internet only weirdo's do that.
Did I effing stutter? I said shut up, I don't like you.

And I'll post what I f***ing well feel like.
 

Vermy

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Alzi just wants a piece of me. He's jealous that this girl is getting all my man parts and attention. I think it's very clear he'd love nothing more than to be spooned by a muscular Adonis such as myself. It does explain all his thrives to get a response from me. Shy little boy, if you want a taste of my Pen 15, just ask. Shut your moth dirty, dirty boy.
 

luke_atyeo

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look at his denial, he's trying so hard to hide his lust for vermy's body that he cant even come up with a good retort.
 

Vermy

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Don't deny it Alzi, you want me. It's ok. No need to be shy. Everyone's seen the way you post, craving my attention. Explains why you were so shy during our pools matches at Thriller. I might have made a move if I wasn't so distracted by SFIV. I'm not mad, frankly I'm flattered. You're not generally the kinda guy taht I'd go for, namely I'd eat you alive behind closed doors. ;)
 

Alzi

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lololololololol.

The way i played in pools was utterly too much for you to handle resulting in you throwing your controller towards the flat ground.

I am the flattered one.
 

luke_atyeo

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I think your onto to something there vermy
probably got a picture of you right now and is rubbing it against himself
 
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