Vent Thread- Not enough rage

[Alzi]

Ok Metanova i swear to god i will unleash my doubles rage if we go up against Shaya. Let me take on Shaya while you take on the other person.

 

[...Ellipsis...]

Lol Alzi you're gonna get destroyed by JP and Ricky. Although I will say that I think you will go reasonably well if you team with nova, all up. Toby and myself will obviously 6 stock you but hey you can't win them all.

 

[I LAG]

um doesn't marth like destroy TL?

 

[Nova]

Lol
Alzi, if you wanna take on Shaya, be my guest; I always lose to him. :D

 

[Alzi]

Yeah i will get ***** by shaya in singles etc etc. But in doubles he will be my targe. *Evil smile*

WHAT WAS THAT ELLIPSIS YOU AND TOBY 6 STOCK ME AND NOVA? **** just got real for sure. Let me take on Ellipsis aswell in our doubles match. *Evil smile*

 

[C~Dog]

Alzi...

Just...

Ugh.

 

[Alzi]

Raging atm at C~Dog for raging at every post i do.

 

[Nova]

Hey Alzi, you can take on any KIRBY'S we're against as well. >_____>
Actually I'll just sit back and let you do all the work.
You're so pro and all. <3

 

[Alzi]

I hate kirbys. They make me rage so much. Their playstyle is so weird and boring.

Oh also rage today. My mum takes ages in the shops and whenever i am with her at the shops there is always like 6 hot chicks i always encounter with. Whenever i am with my dad theres only like 1 hot chick i encounter with.

 

[Technodeath]

that's because your dad is obviously bad with women

 

[C~Dog]

I'm not raging. I'm just...bewildered and disappointed.

 

[TakFR]

It's not worth actually read every one of his posts Condog, just make your own interpretation of what he is saying.

For example

I hate kirbys. They make me rage so much. Their playstyle is so weird and boring.

Oh also rage today. My mum takes ages in the shops and whenever i am with her at the shops there is always like 6 hot chicks i always encounter with. Whenever i am with my dad theres only like 1 hot chick i encounter with.

I lose to Kirby because my they float over my spamming

I'm currently experiencing puberty so I thought I would make up **** to make myself seem a lot more sociable towards anyone (let alone chicks) then I actually am

 

[unreon]

I am so gud-lukkin' and smoov-tokkin' that I had to push away three girls who tried to dance with me. I'm actually revolted by the sight of these ladies in short red dresses pressing up against me.

Women, gosh!

 

[Nova]

lol
Alzi, Thriller is going to be most amusing.
I wonder how much crap you'll actually cop?
Will you put up with it?
:D Just smile and take it
OR be like me and hit people with poles.
BUT NOT FAMILY MEMBERS! Even if they hit you first.
Blah blah blah blah Ke$ha.
I'm done.
TakFR speaks the truth though.

Edit: lol @ unreon
So glad I'm not into girls.
MAYBE..... I like them as friends better though. Mainly because I hate pissing contests.

 

[Alzi]

I just smile at everything ask perth guys.

I'm actually normal in real life. And i will not grab out a poll i will grab out JACKIE CHAN.

YEO.

Ok going to stop now thread is going alittle bit off topic.

 

[Nova]

No it's not really.
You post, people get annoyed when you post.
Because your posts are pretty stupid sometimes.
So you're actually keeping the thread alive.

Also if you want rage, just ask me about my family; it usually involves about 2000 characters of whining and raging.
Actually I cbf atm anyway.
*Leaves*

 

[...Ellipsis...]

Yeah i will get ***** by shaya in singles etc etc. But in doubles he will be my targe. *Evil smile*

WHAT WAS THAT ELLIPSIS YOU AND TOBY 6 STOCK ME AND NOVA? **** just got real for sure. Let me take on Ellipsis aswell in our doubles match. *Evil smile*

Can't wait Alzi, JP rig the brackets so we play Alzi first. Sorry Nova.

 

[Toby.]

10Squirtles.

 

[swordsaint]

Alzi makes me smile, despite it being for the wrong reasons.

 

[SummonerAU]

sif Kirby is weird and boring.

siiiiiiiiiiiif

 

[swordsaint]

HATE.
VSING.
KIRBY's.

LOVE.
TEAMING WITH.
KIRBY'S.

 

[SummonerAU]

You're just mad at what happened when S.D decided to play Kirby for a day.

 

[swordsaint]

I must admit...I am still buttsore about that one.

RAGE AT TAFE KEYBOARDS.

 

[Toby.]

Soo ****ing frustrated about random money **** FUUUUUUUUUUUUX

 

[Trillest]

Rage about living in same state as alzi and glenn (_cherve_)

 

[Nova]

....
It could be worse.
You could live in SA.....

 

[Trillest]

worse than alzi ?

check last 4 pages of perth thread

 

[swordsaint]

Wouldn't that require us to read Alzi's posts? Something we attempt to avoid as much as possible?

 

[Leisha]

I hate his F-smash

 

[Zero]

Alzi's fsmash..?

 

[Leisha]

lolol nah kirbys one =P

what would alzis f-smash be?

 

[Zero]

I think Alzi's fsmash would be a projectile. It would throw a post of pure stupidity out, devastating whoever is unlucky enough to get hit.

 

[Trillest]

you also wouldnt be able to see it as it would be in size 1 font

 

[Splice]

To build on what ZERO said, Alzi's Fsmash would be like that Animal Crossing assist Trophy where the mole yells at you, except instead of being mean it's just a long string of ***********.

EDIT: Yes in size 1 font too.

 

[Trillest]

about jackie chan's lightning kick side quest on spirit tracks where you pick up hot girls but dont ever talk to them

 

[C~Dog]

Rage at everyone raging at kirby. Im gonna fsmash you all.

It's a vicious cycle.

 

[Nova]

Rage at everyone raging at kirby. Im gonna fsmash you all.

MARK MY WORDS CONOR. I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH A GOLDEN GUN IF YOU DARE ATTEMPT THIS

Or I'll just do another ludicrously broken U-tilt like in that one match we had.

 

[Nixernator]

Rage at everyone raging at kirby. Im gonna fsmash you all.

It's a vicious cycle.

Lol kirby's front smash.

 

[CaLibUr_1337]

I hate it when your talking to someone and they say a word you haven't heard before/have no idea wtf they mean and you ask what it means and then they reply with "OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?!?!!?"

 

[luke_atyeo]

about jackie chan's lightning kick side quest on spirit tracks where you pick up hot girls but dont ever talk to them

lol so true