Vending Machine

[A1lion835]

You get...wait, the longest word in the English language would probably take up 2+ pages.

I insert a wish.

 

[L__]

You get rejected.

I insert a pig.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a giant rock.

I insert said giant rock.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get paper.

I insert a golden shovel.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a giant golden rock.

I insert my obsession with giant rocks.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a giant rock collection that's too big to fit in your room.

I insert somebody who got hit by a giant rock.

 

[A1lion835]

*Hits Sly Fox with a giant rock* You get Sly Fox.

I insert ksl;dfcsjdfhoweif hje[fefwepfkjdfljdwpgf[ ]f.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get |<51;c||'|n0\/\/31}'}n|3[|'3|'\/\/37|'|<|c||'|c|\/\/8C|'[]|'

I insert 78 WPMs.

 

[A1lion835]

You get 87 giant rocks.

I insert aksljfl;sjf giant rocks.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

You get 0 giant rocks.

Insert a smile face.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You get this.


I insert my final exams.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You repeat the 2nd grade.

I insert an apple for teacher.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get a worm.

I insert a chick flick.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

You get crying guys

insert santa claus

 

[A1lion835]

You get DIE YOU FRIGGIN' CHRISTIANS!

I insert my rage.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

The machine will calm you down, by listening to the nicest, and calm music.

I insert my Christmas Tree.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

Get stuck and catches on fire.

insert a hat

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You win $10,000.

I insert me rushing through a field 10 years ago.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me staring at the full moon on a lake five years ago.

I insert epic music while staring at the full moon.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Running in the 90s.

I insert Christmas music.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up, you see...

I insert Achmed.

 

[A1lion835]

You get demhca.

I insert said demhca.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

You get Achmed

Insert Brawl

 

[A1lion835]

You get FAIL.

I insert WIN.

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

You get LOSE

Insert FAIL

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You fail the written test at the DMV.

I insert the 'EGM' magazine.

 

[XACE-K]

You get banned.

I insert tomatos.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get the MOTHER 3 English patch.

I insert great joy due to Xace's post.

 

[Charizard92]

You get transported to Spain during the big tomato fight!

I insert fire

 

[A1lion835]

You get charizard.

I insert said PINGAS!

 

[XACE-K]

You get banned.

I insert a srs guy.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a PINGAS!

I insert my suckishness at super smash (hooray! I am rid of it!).

 

[XACE-K]

You die.

I insert an elephant.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get a JACKAL.

I insert lots of snow.

 

[PrepareYourself]

You get an avalanche.

I insert both Boezy and the new Hurt and Heal.

 

[Deleted member]

You die.

I insert this:

 

[XACE-K]

You get Pork PUNCHED!!!!

I insert my avi.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a bag of Shadow Coal for Christmas.

I insert me dieing.

 

[Deleted member]

You get world peace.

I insert Babe PAAAWNCH!!!!

 

[A1lion835]

You get death (for the santa hat).

I insert my hatred of santa hats.