Vending Machine

[Frown]

You get crocodile soup.

I jam a bed into the machine.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get a fully rested soda can.

I insert Arby n' Chief...

 

[XACE-K]

You get It's a Wonderful Life

I insert a bazooka

 

[~Krystal~]

You get bazooka joe bubble gum. Comics+candy=win!

I insert Tom Nook.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a loan to pay for your house that costs 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bells.

I insert a sharpie marker.

 

[Frown]

Yo get a 1-dimensional line.

I insert a paintbrush.

 

[CbGreiga]

you get a stick

I insert a hammer

 

[Davy Jones]

It throws it back in your face.

I insert a Wii CD.

 

[Frown]

You get Mew.

I insert Mew.

 

[Syde7]

You get Mewtwo.

I insert my gf's panties

 

[Frown]

Your girfriend slaps you and breaks up.

I insert an internet poll.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get spam

I insert a tire

 

[~Krystal~]

You get the Michelin Man, the mightest rubber man in all the cosmos!

I insert a milk carton with a picture of a missing boy on the back.

 

[Ukiyasan]

You get a newspaper reporting that they kid was found, but was dead... caused by drowning in a pool of milk.

I insert a grocery list.

 

[Frown]

You get all the things you need, plus a bill on 189 dollars.

I insert The Force.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Yoda.

I insert Mario.

 

[Frown]

You get a Nintendo label.

I insert Diddy Kong.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get poop

I insert Peach

 

[Dime]

You get the stereotypical damsel in distress. Feminist everywhere are pissed.
I insert chocolate coins.

 

[Brawler1432]

You get marios up B ability

I insert my little baby cat

 

[Frown]

You get pain. The kitten's pain.

I insert n number of dimes.

 

[XACE-K]

You get algaebra .

I insert this thread.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get 3 gallons of pure fail.

I insert my cell phone. (The ultimate sacrifice Mi RITE?!)

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a bill thats over 9000!

I insert grass

 

[XACE-K]

You get weed.

I insert a vending machine.

 

[Crystallion]

Congratulations, you got a piece of junk (dun dun dun DUUUN!).

I insert a long-legged anime girl

 

[XACE-K]

You get hentai.

I insert spammers.

 

[Crystallion]

You get "p3nOr enlargment pillz 4 FREE"!

I insert a first edition Yu-Gi-Ou god card!

 

[XACE-K]

You get the abridged series.

I insert steroids.

 

[kirbario7]

you get Barry Bonds

I insert a PS3

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a piece of expensive crap

I insert a LAZOR

 

[Frown]

You get half of the SSB characters. (The ones with beams and lazers)

I insert anything.

 

[fishman3114]

you get nothing,
I insert space

 

[Davy Jones]

You get a fist in your face ( rhymes )

I insert a egg.

 

[Frown]

You get an omelett. A raw one. Consisting of eggs. Nothing else.

I insert a wish.

 

[Davy Jones]

You get a fish )
<= Rhyme Master
I insert a parrot.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a missing finger. Just so you know, that happens after the Parrot gets out of the vending machine.

I insert a football.

 

[Davy Jones]

You get kicked out of the mall. (rhymes again)

I insert a dead skunk

 

[~Krystal~]

You get punked.

I insert my beretta yo.

 

[CbGreiga]

you get a felony

I insert a tank of gas