Vending Machine

[CbGreiga]

You get Mr. G&W

I insert Mewtwo

 

[Frown]

You get Lucario. You used the MELEE TO BRAWL MACHINE.

I insert a facepalm.

 

[Dime]

you get a LOL Cat
I insert ten cents.

 

[Frown]

You get 1/10 of a soda can.

I insert Young Link.

 

[Giga Hand]

You get Young Zelda.

I insert my lunch.

 

[Dime]

You get indigestion.
I insert a kitty.

 

[Frown]

You get a can of cat food. Eew.

I insert 30 bucks.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get nothing. Vending Machine eats your money.

I insert a golden arrow.

 

[Dime]

You get Frown’s 30 bucks.

I insert my adorable smile

 

[Frown]

You don't get anything, but you find yourself in unbearable pain, since you just ripped your face off.

I insert another 30 bucks.

 

[Dime]

The machine laughs at you for not learning your lesson the first time.

I insert a pickle.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a fuzzy pickle.

I insert my bunny slippers.

 

[Frown]

The vending machine becomes faster. But it has no legs.

I put my finger in the coin hole.

 

[platnum]

You get a stump.
insert said stump.

 

[Frown]

You get a miniature Frown.

I insert a fire truck.

 

[firerikku546]

You get the fire department

I insert a fireball

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a year behind bars for arson. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200.

I insert a live human being who has volunteered (not really) to be my sacrificial lamb.

 

[Dime]

The gods of over priced snack foods are pleased. You will conquer your enemies, marry, and produce many children.

I insert a condom.

 

[Frown]

You get the pope. And he is upset.

I insert a light bulb.

 

[Dime]

You get a small silver colored coin. You find this ironic but your not sure why.

I insert a lunchmeat sandwich because its lunch time and I wish I brought something better to eat.

 

[Frown]

You get the same sandwich, but with WHOLE-GRAIN!

In insert the healthy sandwich.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a toasted human hand (semi-obscure reference)

I insert a Landmaster

 

[Dime]

you get a stairmaster.
I insert a can of RedBull.

 

[Frown]

The machine starts jumping around and then falls apart.

I insert a scrrewdriver.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

You get a smart bomb.

I insert my blood.

 

[Dime]

You get a free psychiatric evaluation performed by me. Results: You Crazy.

I insert my paycheck.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a bag of chips.

I insert my nail polish.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

You get a razor.

I insert a Moogle.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get platnum!

I insert a paradox.

 

[Dime]

You get Pandora’s box

I insert the Sword of Omens.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

You get the Soul Edge.

I insert the Soul Caliber.

 

[firerikku546]

You get Nightmare

I insert a police officer

 

[Crystallion]

You get jailed

I insert Paper Mario

 

[Frown]

You get Thread Mario. It's Mario's 1D equivalent.

I insert a bucket of dirt.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a bucket of mud. Don't ask how it turned to mud.

I insert a Lakitu.

 

[Frown]

You get an endless amount of spinies.

I insert a vending machine.

 

[Illussionary]

You get concession stand

I insert a baseball

 

[Frown]

... and get nothing.

I insert 10char

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a clone

I Insert Krystal

 

[fishman3114]

you get ******** porn on the interwebs,

I insert this thread.