Vending Machine

[KraidGuy]

You get a quarter.

I insert Chuck Norris....

 

[platnum]

You get DEATH!


insert math...

 

[psychic turnip]

u get a headache


instert a pony

 

[platnum]

You get horse crap.


insert horse crap...

 

[KraidGuy]

You get glue.

I insert a premium account...

 

[fishman3114]

you get perma banned


I insert a quater

 

[Platypus]

You get two angry ferrets.

I insert a ticking time bomb.

 

[Platypus]

Phlarging server...Axedentill dubbal post±

 

[fishman3114]

you get nirto glicerin, (yes, i no i spelled that wrong, i think)

I insert a starman

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a Starman Jr.

I insert a Canadian penny.

 

[David94]

You get a Japanese Yen.

I insert a clock.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get unlimited minutes! Yay!

I insert my soul.

 

[Yaya]

You get black.

I insert Ridley For SSB4.

 

[platnum]

You get sylux IN SSB4


insert firaga

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a burnt Cactuar!

I insert Summon Materia.

 

[platnum]

You get choco/mog


insert a deserted island

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a human skeleton.

I insert Baby Mario.

 

[Yokipi]

You get a crying Yoshi.

I insert a hole.

 

[Sinistar]

You get a Spring.

I insert a Mr. Saturn.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get Saturn Valley

I insert a Triforce

 

[Meta Jr]

You get Link and a Smash Ball.

I insert a Bowser Minion.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get a bloody goomba.

I insert Mickey Mouse...

 

[Chasesin]

You get bowser

you insert your left hand

 

[Meta Jr]

You get a bloody arm.

You insert a Smash Ball.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get broken abilities and God tier status.

I insert the Ice Climbers.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get an eggplant.

I insert a diamond...

 

[~Krystal~]

You get 3 billion dollars.

I insert the beating heart of a Ridley fanboy.

 

[fishman3114]

you get a pair of lungs


I insert a psp

 

[antimatter]

you get a useless, overrated device.
i insert the cloverfield monster.

 

[Platypus]

You get a Palkia ashtray.

I insert Melee, a game, a Sony ™ PSP ®, a Nintendo™ DS ®, a Wii ®, a Microsoft™ X-Box 360 ®, and some other word that triggers a forum advertisement.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get twice as much spam as before.

I insert a baloney sandwich. =oD

 

[IGN Forums]

you get a condom

i insert a yoyo!

 

[Davy Jones]

It spits it out.

I insert a child that was looking at me.

 

[fishman3114]

you get an adult who looks at you.

I insert a T.v.

 

[Davy Jones]

You get a tv soup.

I insert a glass of water.

 

[Platypus]

You get the hantavirus.

I insert an Alaskan golf shoe.

 

[Davy Jones]

Don't do it, please, you'l asphyxiate the people whan you get the shoe out of your bag.

I insert a pear flavored candy.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get rat poison.

I insert my tiara.

 

[Davy Jones]

It spits it out.

I insert oxigen.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get a misspelled gas.

I insert An X-Box 360...