Vending Machine

[~Krystal~]

You get 40 years in jail for reducing that poor Vending Machine's IQ to negative double digits.

I insert this sandwich I've been eating, because I can't seem to enjoy it.

..................................

Why is this meme considered funny again?

 

[Frown]

You get a glass of sandwich.

I insert a glass of potato.

 

[Dime]

You get glass minus the gl.

I insert the poster below me.

 

[Frown]

You get a dime.

I insert a frown.

 

[Bowser King]

you get a

 

[Bowser King]

you get a

i insert a toilet

 

[Chasesin]

you get gonorrhea

i insert the internet

 

[Frown]

You get... the outernet!

I insert a Pikachu.

 

[quatripain]

you get an mudkip
i insert a chocolate milk

 

[Frown]

After waiting patiently for three hours, you get a frozen bar of chocolate milk, only to realize that it was, in fact, not a vending machine. It was a freezer.

I insert bolts and screws.

 

[XACE-K]

You get R.O.B

I insert a scab

 

[Chasesin]

you got a stab

i insert pen island

 

[Frown]

You get a million pissed off people.

I insert a couple of good British rock bands.

 

[quatripain]

you get dragonforce
i insert my chris brown cd

 

[Frown]

You get DK.

I spit in the machine.

 

[CbGreiga]

The machine sprays you with acid

I insert a Starman

 

[Dime]

You get a message from Nintendo of America:

We do not acknowledge the existence of “Starman” or any other character or element from the rumored “Earthbound” series.
P.S
STOP TALKING ABOUT OUR MOTHER!!!!

I insert one of my favorite NES games: Crystalis

 

[Frown]

The machine says "MONITOR NOT CONNECTED".

I insert my laptop.

 

[XACE-K]

You get your laptop broken.

I insert 20 cents.

 

[Dime]

You get me and my much better looking identical twin brother.

I insert a teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get the most idiotic song in history.

I insert a blank CD.

 

[Frown]

You get the same CD, but filled with elevator music.

I insert a pie.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a cupcake

I insert an arrow

 

[fishman3114]

You get a bow,

I insert a computer.

 

[Bowser King]

you get a laptop.

I insert a tiger.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a kitty cat.

I insert waffles.

 

[fishman3114]

you get a retardedly addictive song on the interwebs call "do you like waffles"

I insert my mom

 

[Frown]

You get 1,394,889 horrible YO MAMA-jokes.

I insert one of them. "Your mama's so fat, when she sunbathes on the beach, Greenpeace pushes her into the ocean!".

 

[~Krystal~]

You get to go to your room. Now march young man!

I insert a magic potion.

 

[XACE-K]

You get dangerous chemicals.

I insert a

 

[Frown]

You get my username.

I insert a :freak:

 

[CbGreiga]

You get sent to rehab

I insert a door

 

[Frown]

You get some ore.

I insert a boar.

 

[fishman3114]

you get this link: Objection!

I insert this other link: Objection again...

 

[Dime]

You get Jack Thompson
I insert GTA IV

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

You get a gun.

I insert your mom.

 

[Dime]

You get priapism.

I insert a trip for two to Bangkok.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a trip for one to Michael Jackson's house.

I insert a Q-Tip.

 

[Frown]

Earwax flows out from the vending machine.

I insert a million nickles.

 

[bksands77]

You get 5 million pennies

inserts crocodile