Vending Machine

[Davy Jones]

You get a BOOM!

I insert a book.

 

[Frown]

You suddenly know every single letter in the book: A, B, C, D, E, F, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. Not G.

I insert wealth.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a cardboard box that isn't Snake's.

I insert a bandana.

 

[Frown]

You get Ike or Snake.

I insert Eric Cartman.

 

[kirbario7]

you get a dead Kenny

I insert a Staple Gun

 

[XACE-K]

You get the store Staples.

I insert a xylophone.

 

[Frown]

You get a note saying "Congratulations, you are the first one to insert a word that starts with an X"

I insert a fried porcupine.

 

[Brawler1432]

You get Cloud Strife's hair style wig.

I insert Chuck Norris.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a roundhouse kick that kills you.

I insert Luigi's mustache.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a tired internet meme that involves putting Luigi's mustache on any picture featuring a living organism.

I insert Toad's diaper.

 

[Brawler1432]

You get an over aged ****** man wearing baby clothes.

I insert Arnold Schwarzenegger's birthday cake.

 

[XACE-K]

You get the stripper inside it.

I insert Goku.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get an enraged Gohan out to kill the man who put his dad in a vending machine.

I insert a picture of Marilyn Monroe.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get the same picture back only covered in a sticky white fluid

I insert spam in a can

 

[XACE-K]

You get closed forum threads.

I insert Rick Roll'd

 

[CbGreiga]

You get pwned

I insert a post

 

[mrb1tch3s]

You get a reply
I insert cancer

 

[CbGreiga]

You get AIDS

I insert The Cure

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get The Illness

I insert "Do a Barrel Roll"

 

[~Krystal~]

You get an infuriated Peppy Hare. When he tells you to do a barrel roll, you better **** well do it boy.

I insert a pile of old DC comic books.

 

[igotHYRULEbannedatTOYWIZwitmarth]

You get a stack of onion fetus's (yeh thats right people I seen em)

I insert my teacher - sweet sub for the rest of the year!!!!! yeh!!!

 

[platnum]

You get a nun, who beets you into oblvion with a ruler.


I insert a Grue.

 

[derek.haines]

You get 1 billion shares of the company Infocom.

I insert my tongue.

 

[platnum]

You get eaten by the grue I inserted .

I insert M-theory.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a preacher saying you're wrong

I insert Krug

 

[igotHYRULEbannedatTOYWIZwitmarth]

You get me posting for the second time on this topic

I insert buttfish

 

[platnum]

You get duckbutt


I insert an Eurg.

 

[XACE-K]

You get something.

I insert the number 7.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get the movie Se7en

I insert a doll

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get an action figure (which is totally different)

I insert Ryperior

 

[platnum]

You get Ryhorn.


I insert the concept of insertion

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get the concept of deletion.

I wish my brother had a glass of Falcon Punch

 

[platnum]

You get a note saying "WRONG GAME"

I insert YOU!

 

[derek.haines]

You get me right back out, and are thusly credited with human cloning and are forced to endure the media firestorm and Religious Right outrage at your invention for the rest of your life.

I insert 44 pounds of peanut butter.

 

[StripesOrBars]

You get a dead unicorn baby fetus.

I insert a jar of bees.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a trip to the ER

I insert Mr. Game & Watch

 

[Davy Jones]

You get a Gameboy.

I insert Wario.

 

[StripesOrBars]

You get farted on.

I insert a broken GC controller.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get R.O.B.

I insert a tree

(My bad on the previous post >.<)

 

[Davy Jones]

You get a seed.

I insert a basic coin.