Vending Machine

[XACE-K]

You get 99 pennies.

I insert a $ sign.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get 4 (no shift key).

I insert Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get your money back.

I insert a radioactive chipmunk from Russia.

 

[StripesOrBars]

LOL @ money back.

You get Alvin and the Chipmunks.

I insert 6 dragon balls.

 

[platnum]

You get a been


I insert tacos

 

[StripesOrBars]

You get a Mexican baby.

I insert a christian.

 

[Zema]

You get a jew.

I insert SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL!

 

[Frown]

It stays in there until june 27th.

I insert a wish.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a corrupted wish.

I insert the Arbiter.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Master Chief.

I insert a cow brain.

 

[Frown]

You get a brainless cow.

I insert a coin and yell "GIVE ME ONE SODA CAN!".

 

[platnum]

The machine says "NO!"


I insert 3.142336437790078650758r7te85r pounds of milk.

 

[XACE-K]

You get hot cocoa.

I insert pancakes.

 

[Yaya]

You get Syrup.

I insert Myself. (Yaya)

 

[XACE-K]

You get a person called Nono.

I insert an igloo.

 

[Frown]

You can't insert an igloo, stupid.

I insert an elephant.

 

[XACE-K]

How the f*** will you insert an elephant if I can't insert an igloo?

Anyway, you get King Dedede (don't ask)

I insert a hockey puck.

 

[Frown]

You get a message saying "Coin not accepted".

I insert myself.

 

[derek.haines]

You get a soda. Which you cannot drink. BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THE VENDING MACHINE.

I insert a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

 

[Yaya]

You get squeaky clean!

I insert an Xbox 360.

 

[derek.haines]

You get a RED RING OF DEATH, followed by an original Xbox deposited directly onto your foot--And subsequently a trip to the hospital.

I insert a landfill full of Atari 2600 copies of ET: The Extraterrestrial.

 

[Eriatarka]

You get the tears of a thousand disappointed gamers.

I insert the original score to 'The Twelve Days Of Christmas '.

 

[derek.haines]

You get a version remixed by a dozen Finnish DJs nobody has ever heard of.

I insert a can of Dr. Pepper. (Soda going into the vending machine? DIVISION BY ZERO!)

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get an empty bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper.

I insert an RPG game.

 

[Davy Jones]

You get... NOTHING! It's worth nothing.

I insert a copy of Brawl hoping to get millions of these.

 

[Ice Climbers P and N]

You get a million copies of the original Smash Bros.

You put the Ice Climbers in the machine wanting to get ice cream and freezies.

 

[Frown]

I wait.

And wait.

And wait.









And wait.

Eventually, I get my ice cream. With ****** flesh taste.

I give this thing another chance and insert a coin. One can of soda please.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a can of blood soda.

I insert R.O.B

 

[KraidGuy]

You get thoroughly.... THOROUGHLY depressed Ridley fans.... *sob*

I insert XACE-K...

 

[Brawler1432]

...... You get a million thanks from the mob inside the vending machine

I insert the wii wheel

 

[platnum]

You get ME!

I insert THE VENDING MACHINE!

 

[Brawler1432]

You get a paradox-created black hole that destroys the universe.

I insert 300 spartans.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get a stupid spoof of the best movie ever created that gets rated half of a star. -_-

I insert Resident Evil...

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a zombified Jill Valentine.

I insert a caveman who has access to a high speed internet connection, in-depth knowledge of advanced trolling techniques, plenty of canned goods, and a year's worth of free time.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a porno addicted caveman and a bill for $12000

I insert a cone

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get ice cream.

I insert a Xatu.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a psychic egg

I insert a bullet

 

[Frown]

The vending machine gets pissed and inserts a bullet in your head.

I insert love.

 

[Deleted member]

You get half-human, half-vending machine kids.

I insert a guitar pick.

 

[CbGreiga]

You Get Slash Emerging From You

I Insert Johnny The Homicidal Maniac