Vending Machine

[Frown]

You get a soda can. But Arsenal will lose every match from now on, because they have no team.

I insert a VHS.

 

[Deleted member]

You get a Laserdisc.

I insert Mike Tyson.

 

[Crystallion]

You get Van Gogh (you know it!)

I insert a Nintendo game cartridge...

 

[Deleted member]

You get a Sega Genesis.

I insert the Crystal Skull.

 

[XACE-K]

You get whipped in the face.

I insert pudding.

 

[platnum]

The vending machine spits out the grue and eurg I inserted, then they fight to see who gets to eat you.



I insert Montblanc.

 

[XACE-K]

You get $7

I insert $0.09

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a 1/2 gallon of gas in Egypt.

I wish I could harness laziness into working energy.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you insert laziness and the vending machine becomes your loyal servant.

I insert a knife.

 

[XACE-K]

You get stabbed.

I insert the color blue.

 

[Frown]

You get a smurf.

I insert a smurf and a rope.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a dead smurf.

I insert Mama Luigi.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Weegee.

I insert a monster truck.

 

[Frown]

You get run over.

I insert Captain Falcon's FS.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get FALCON ROADKILL!!!!!

I insert Dr. Salvador...

 

[platnum]

You Dr. rodaslov.

I insert LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYY JENKIIIIIIIIiiiiinssss!

 

[Frown]

Oh my god, Leeroy went in.

I insert his friends.

 

[XACE-K]

You get his friends dead.

I insert a motorcycle.

 

[Frown]

You get a soda can. Gongratulations, you've solved the mystery of the vending machine that wouldn't give you any soda cans.

I insert a motorcycle.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a diet soda can. (it was a diet motorcycle)

I insert a corrupted wish.

 

[Frown]

^ Good one

You get the wish, uncorrupted, but ungranted.

I insert a Smash Ball.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a pink Landmaster. HIIIIIII!!!1!!!ONE!!

I insert LSD.

 

[Deleted member]

You get ay eye dee ess.

I insert nothing.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get gnihton (backwards).

I insert the color 'macaroni and cheese'.

 

[Deleted member]

You get the book, "a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris".

I insert "Bohemian Rhapsody".

 

[platnum]

You get Queen.


I insert canon rock.

 

[XACE-K]

You get "Bramble Blast"

I insert "Mute City"

 

[Yaya]

You get a guitar solo.

I insert "Vs. Ridley."

 

[platnum]

You get ROB.

I insert MOG!

 

[Deleted member]

You get a chocobo.

I insert a crystal.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Final Fantasy.

I insert 75m.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get Paulina and Jumpman.

I insert a gravy and chicken loving young man.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Thanksgiving.

I insert a black hole.

 

[Frown]

You lose one vending machine.

Darn it, the vending machine is in another dimension.

 

[XACE-K]

I insert a vending machine into the place where the old one was.

I also insert a empty soda can.

 

[Frown]

You get an even emptier one.

I insert the letter U.

 

[Brawler1432]

You get the prefix STF

I insert the ROFLCopter

 

[XACE-K]

You get a ROFLcar.

I insert the cure for being addicted to something.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get Thanksgiving.

I was hoping it was this guy.

You get SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
You get the addiction.

I insert a nubcake.

 

[XACE-K]

You get everybody who plays casually in Smash Bros in Staten Island.

I insert Master Chief.