Vending Machine

[Yitsul]

you get hiis helmet

i insert a mini devil's machine

 

[CbGreiga]

you get a big pokey

I insert trash

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a piece of gum.

I insert buttered-toast.

 

[platnum]

You get GRAVY

I insert 9000!

 

[XACE-K]

You get IT'S OVER

I insert caramelldansen.

 

[Deleted member]

You get "You Are a Pirate!"

I insert happycat.

 

[platnum]

You get has cheezburger.

I insert Longcat

 

[XACE-K]

You get monorail cat.

I insert hovercat.

 

[hugglebunny]

you get a hovercar

I insert a keyblade

 

[Deleted member]

You get a mouse for a king.

I insert my two cents.

 

[Frown]

You get negative two cents.

I insert two scents.

 

[lordunicorn3]

you get some strange smelling perfume

i insert a barbie

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a shallow person with blonde hair and nothing upstairs.

I insert Puerto Rico.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a sad citizen.

I insert an apple.

 

[XACE-K]

You get eggs.

I insert chickens.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get the chickens before the eggs.

I insert a stick of dynamite.

 

[XACE-K]

You get BOOOOOOOM!!!!!

I insert unknown countries.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get the Middle East.

I insert fried rice.

 

[XACE-K]

You get one of my classmates.

I insert ZA WARUDO.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a spelling lesson

i insert a hybrid

 

[XACE-K]

You get a mutt.

I insert a qwerty.

 

[Eriatarka]

You get an asdfgh.

I insert a Wii Wheel.

 

[XACE-K]

You get the experience of trying to get Dry Bowser (which pissed me off)

I insert 10 lords a leaping.

 

[Deleted member]

You get a partridge in a pear tree.

I insert a racing horse (aimed at Godfather fans).

 

[XACE-K]

You get shot.

I insert a Seven-Eleven.

 

[Deleted member]

You get three for the price of three.

I insert an elderberry (What your father smelled of).

 

[Eriatarka]

You get a hamster. (Which your mother was.)

I insert another Monty Python reference!

 

[CbGreiga]

You get an old lady saying she hates spam

I insert a child

 

[Zema]

You get a baseball cap.

I insert 5 and 1/2

 

[CbGreiga]

You get 4 and 1/2

I insert a can

 

[Deleted member]

You get Smash Cola in a bottle.

I insert cheese.

 

[XACE-K]

You get the Squeak Squad Theme.

I insert Gourmet Race.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a grueling test of speed and stamina culminating in heart problems, obesity, and diabetes.

I insert Ninja Turtles.

 

[XACE-K]

You get The Shredder.

I insert a D'OH!

 

[Deleted member]

You get a "Haw-haw!"

I insert crackers.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Polly.

I insert a premium membership.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a human being that needs to get more sun.

I insert a pink Landmaster.

 

[lordunicorn3]

you get a cross dressing fox doll

i insert a stick of lemon flavored candy

 

[Zema]

you get a motorbike which works on uranium.

I insert AIDS.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get the 'You have AIDS' song.

I insert a floppy disk.