Vending Machine

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a blood-spattered boot.

I insert Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy.

 

[CbGreiga]

YOU GET A JAWBREAKER

i INSERT A DOOR

 

[XACE-K]

You get trees.

I insert a W.

 

[Frown]

You get half-human, half-vending machine kids.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You get trees.

I insert a W.

You get the Starcraft II boards.

You have to see them do believe it.

I don't wanna insert anything.

 

[~Krystal~]

The vending machine sucks you in and activates its spinning razors. In exchange for your life, the vending machine releases several quarters to the next person who comes up to it.

I insert Yoshi, your trusted Brawl-main companion.

 

[XACE-K]

You get all the different colors Yoshis come in.

I insert the next person who posts.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get me with a Landmaster.

I insert Kirby.

 

[XACE-K]

You get pink marshmallows.

I insert the pink marshmallows that I got back in.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Marshie the Marshmellow.

I insert my sister's cat.

 

[XACE-K]

You get lolcats

I insert a globe.

 

[platnum]

You get super-buckethead, who kills with his guitar skillz.

I insert Grue norris:The offspring of chuck norris and a grue.

 

[Deleted member]

You get a roundhouse kick to the crotch.

I insert my sanity.

 

[Frown]

It was an outsanity, and since you inserted it, it became an insanity.

Worst. Pun. Ever.

I insert it.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a SNL skit

I insert a doll

 

[Frown]

You get a poll.

I insert a hole.

 

[XACE-K]

You get rocks.

I insert a smash ball.

 

[Deleted member]

You get a Landmaster with Chcuk Norris inside.

I insert a lightbulb.

 

[Yaya]

You get an idea to get the *uck out of there because there's Chuck Norris in a Landmaster.

I insert a Chuck Norris in a Landmaster.

 

[Tahuman]

You get PWN3D

I insert the empire state building

 

[Deleted member]

You get crushed by the Staue of Liberty.

I insert the Ibanez.

 

[platnum]

you get Nitros oxide.

I insert super-buckethead.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a repeated post

I insert Air Trecks

 

[Frown]

You get something.

I insert somwthing else.

EDIT: There, everything's solved.

 

[CbGreiga]

Wrong Thread man

I insert dust

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get -y Baker.

I insert Tampa Bay Rays.

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a dead steve irwin

I insert crack

 

[Frown]

You get an anagram: A bra may patsy.

I insert SSB64.

 

[platnum]

You get 200 copys of Melee


I insert the ken combo.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Marth.

I insert madness.

 

[Frown]

No sparta for you, mate.

I insert pork.

 

[Deleted member]

You get kosher.

I insert Superman 64.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get epic amounts of fail, shattered dreams, and little boys wearing Superman undies wondering "what happened?"

I insert myself.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get.... er...... BOOM HEADSHOT

I insert RE4

 

[~Krystal~]

You get your head sliced right off your shoulders by a terrifying chainsaw-wielding zombie.

I insert the anti-life equation.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get the username, Antimatter.

I insert post #356.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a paradox, because post #356 wasn't supposed to exist until now.

I insert every single male power ranger.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get the Brawl Rangers.

I insert Kirbopher15.

 

[Brawler1432]

You get (CENSORED)

I insert the video tape of Captain falcon and Chuck norris fighting.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a video tape exploding from too much manliness.

I insert the San Antonio Spurs.

 

[ses aran]

you get tottenham hotspurs (unlucky u)

I insert Arsenal football (soccer) club