Vending Machine

[lordunicorn3]

you get a 9 year old asking you what the h*** that is

i insert a 14 foot stone carving of buddah

 

[XACE-K]

You get Stonehenge.

I insert the Eiffel Tower.

 

[platnum]

You get A GIANT ROCK! OMG its a rock and its GIANT!

I insert my hair.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a membership to the Hair Club for Men.

I insert a poiuy.

 

[platnum]

You get EVIL KITTENS!

I insert a white hole

 

[CbGreiga]

You get a quantum singularity

I insert a fuse

 

[Deleted member]

You get fire on the fuse. HOSHI--

I insert Jimi Hendrix.

 

[lordunicorn3]

you get some lsd

i insert a screaming baby

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a dead baby. (funny how that works out)

I insert Metal Gear Kirby.

 

[lordunicorn3]

you get a small puff of smoke (he accidentally pushed the detonator)

i insert a flying donkey (super a**)

 

[Tahuman]

You get shrek

I insert the most insane thing in the universe

 

[Brawler1432]

You get a falcon pawnch.

I insert link spamming up-b

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get shrieking that sounds only similar to the Sirens. (Greek mythology, my boi)

I insert akward silence.

 

[Deleted member]

You get too many Shrek references. ("And then there's that akward silence, ya know?" *Akward silence*)

I insert Superman using Falcon Punch!!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a cheezy spin-off, like Bakugan.

I insert some Kool-Aid.

 

[Brawler1432]

You get OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH continuosly repeating in your head the rest of your life.\



I insert (CENSORED)

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get Mr. Resetti. (prepare for a long lecture)

I insert The Roost.

 

[Tahuman]

you get the bird

I insert O_o

 

[XACE-K]

You get <(X_X)>

I insert Charizard.

 

[sonofthesky]

You get a magikarp holding a everstone.

I insert Myself.

 

[lordunicorn3]

you get a rock, the only part that made it out was you brain... JK

i insert an old rod (fishing rod not what all you perverts just thought)

 

[sonofthesky]

You get a magikarp with a everstone
I insert jiggs.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get wigglytuff wearing a wig.

I insert Carbon Dioxide.

 

[sonofthesky]

You get a tree.
I insert a ham.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get Nibbler.

I insert Pokemon Uranium.

 

[sonofthesky]

You get grimer.
I insert The fallen sword banner up the top.

 

[XACE-K]

You get bombs.

I insert a noob.

 

[Weed]

you get a dead moose

i insert a DS

 

[sonofthesky]

You get newgrounds.
I insert blissey.

 

[Frown]

You get eggs of pure joy.

I insert a wish corruptor.

 

[XACE-K]

You get the person below true or false.

I insert wavedashing.

 

[Davy Jones]

You get nothing because its worth nothing.

I insert the next poster.

 

[Frown]

You get me, in side out.

I insert an extra life.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a poison mushroom.

I insert a party ball.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a party of 4 monkeys, each screaming and whining about Banana Island's banana crisis.

I insert a turbo-shield.

 

[CbGreiga]

you get a turbo-punch

I insert a metal box

 

[XACE-K]

You get Metal Mario.

I insert a hoopla.

 

[Zema]

You get a Q

I insert kslhgwer

 

[Frown]

You get an asdsa and a hgjf.

I insert YOU!

 

[XACE-K]

You get ME!

I insert abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.