Vending Machine

[ranmaru]

you get Nya.

I insert an android who wants a heart to love.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a lion who wants courage.

I insert my new avi.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Eliwood's and Greil's baby.

I insert a coconut.

 

[ranmaru]

You get milk (from within the coconut) with moose hair and booger pieces still in it.

I insert a loose wolf.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a lone wolf.

I insert said lone wolf.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

It dies due to not being able to support itself without the rest of the pack.

I insert icicles falling.

 

[XACE-K]

You get said icicle jammed into your eye.

I insert the power of a mod.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get You're banned.

I insert the Power of One.

 

[ranmaru]

You recieve FOR WE ARE MANY.

I insert said phrase

 

[A1lion835]

You get "Link Together With All".

I insert my book report, which was copied from sparknotes and rephrased.

 

[ranmaru]

You get a C -, which is the best you can get with that.

I insert an A +

 

[Raging-Banebou]

You get a good grade.

I insert "Darkstalkers: Rise of the Necross Society". http://raging-banebou.deviantart.com/gallery/#Darkstalkers-Rise-of-the-Necross-Society

 

[DemonFart]

sorry the vending machine is out of order.

 

[ranmaru]

*does a super ninja twist kick of doom to the machine*

****.

 

[DemonFart]

now the machine is broken.thanks...

 

[ranmaru]

No trust me its not machines are tougher than that. ;3

 

[DemonFart]

well i say it is broken.*hits machine with sledgehammer*
see?

 

[ranmaru]

Well I guess we need a new one... ;[

 

[DemonFart]

yeah we do..any idea where to buy one?

 

[ranmaru]

I might have to ask other members for HALP. D:

 

[DemonFart]

good,so will I. hopefully we get a nice one.

 

[A1lion835]

Um...

I insert sperm.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get an egg.

I insert OBEDIENCE.

 

[ranmaru]

You get LOYALTY.

I insert music

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get illegal downloading.

I insert pirates.

 

[ranmaru]

You get ninjas.

I insert nimrods

 

[XACE-K]

You get yourself.

I insert a hospital.

 

[A1lion835]

You get gaza.

I insert >9000.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get "old internet memes = not funny".

I insert the square root of two wrongs divided by a right to the fourth power.

 

[A1lion835]

You get 3.

I insert <9000.

 

[Ellio 2 b]

you get ><9000

I insert Linux.

 

[DemonFart]

you get a penguin

i insert my pokeball

 

[ranmaru]

You receice a broken pokeball and a loose pokemon. Great job!

I insert a smash rhyme (that I made)

 

[A1lion835]

You get something that causes death.

I insert my new location.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me saying, "Jpp8 leaving is even worse."

I insert WHY THE HELL IS EVERYBODY LEAVING?!?!

 

[ranmaru]

You receive I DON"T KNOW WHY BUT EOR STARTED IT SOMEHOW

I insert I WISH I HAD MONEY AND TIME FOR TO4

 

[Ellio 2 b]

you recieve a new car.

I insert the super mario bros. super show.

 

[Deleted member]

You get the Super Mario World cartoon.

I insert Mama Luigi. :D

 

[Ellio 2 b]

you get pinched back.

I insert almonds with a hint of walnuts.

 

[roy is my boi]

You get a deadly nut allergy.
I insert a quarter.