Vending Machine

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Forest Haven and a forest firefly.

I insert Dragon Roost Island + Ordon Village.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Link's personal island.

I insert MadWorld.

 

[ranmaru]

You receive Waynes World.

I insert an empty bottle

 

[jigglyppuff8]

It is now full of Dr. Pepper.

I insert a bike.

 

[ranmaru]

You receive chen... OH NOEZ!

I insert 80 Mph

 

[A1lion835]

You get "IT'S OVER 8000!" In the original japanese, that was the actual line

I insert "WHAT? 8000!"

 

[ranmaru]

You get KAMEHAMEHA!

I insert a Spirit Bomb

 

[A1lion835]

You get "IT'S OVER 54534758937593572957570572458745757575079587534545728457895729387509!"

I insert banning.

 

[XACE-K]

You get MaxfireXSA.

I insert the month of May.

 

[XACE-K]

You get April.

I insert the report button.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

You get banned.

I insert mudkips.

 

[A1lion835]

You get something disturbing.

I insert said disturbing thing.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAkJ-8u3X-o

I insert insect-a-mundo!

 

[A1lion835]

You get O_o.

I insert said O_o.

 

[roy is my boi]

You get back-handed because I don't know what 0_o is supposed to mean.
I insert a Lemon.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a melon.

I insert a cliche.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a soda.

I insert $1.

 

[A1lion835]

You get it back. It was bent.

I insert someone getting *****.

 

[fishman3114]

You get the stranger danger rangers.

I insert said rangers.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get Stranger Danger.

I insert an iphone.

 

[ranmaru]

You get a song from limewire.

I insert my ARM.

 

[roy is my boi]

You get pimp slapped with your own hand.
I insert a owl.

 

[ranmaru]

You get a hooters girl.

I insert **** on pants.

 

[roy is my boi]

You **** in your pants.
I insert my foot.

 

[ranmaru]

You get a hook worm, ah too bad.

I insert gasoline.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get an explosion.

I insert Kaepora Gaebora.

 

[ranmaru]

You get an owl that talks to you alot and NEVER LEAVES YOU BE AND GO TO PLACES GAWD.

I insert red tree seeds.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a blue tree for some reason.

I insert the Tool Engineer's Handbook.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get The Hotel Engineer Who Could.

I insert a calculator.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get memory clear. Now you can push a button to make all your worst memories go away!

I insert the abc button on some calculators.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

You get the alphabet.

I insert qwertyuiop.

 

[ranmaru]

You get poiuy trewg.

I insert private parts.

 

[A1lion835]

You get babies.

I insert said babies.

 

[DemonFart]

you get poopy diapers.

I insert A1lion835.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a constant location switch.

I insert Pizza Baron.

 

[ranmaru]

You get... Pepper Ann.

I insert Gold Finger.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a butterfinger.

I insert the pit.

 

[DemonFart]

you get chuck norris..(OMG YOU'RE SO LUCKY!)

i insert my testicles.

 

[Dark Deku]

You get a body with no testicles

I insert your awesome face.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You can't insert something that doesn't exist. (Not a ninja)

I insert paper.