Vending Machine

[A1lion835]

You get "Which one of the bowser's castle's is that? I forget..."I actually know which one that is, you don't have to tell me.

I insert Grumble Volcano, the place where I can do a lap in 10 seconds.

 

[XACE-K]

You get hax.

I insert somebody fighting the power.

 

[A1lion835]

You get me.

I insert BOTH my last insertation-thing NOT being a hack, AND someone telling me where jigglypuff8 explained snaking.

 

[XACE-K]

You get socks.

I insert Lamp.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a genee.

I insert Wiiitis, the only word in the english langauge with three consecutive i's.

 

[XACE-K]

You get chaos, which is a random word I just typed.

I insert a dictionary, casue I said so.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a thesaurus.

I insert Tom nom nom nom.

 

[XACE-K]

He eats you.

I insert pomatos.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get toe tots.

I insert the nearest hospital.

 

[Meta Jr]

You get a bunch of injured peeps.

I insert Sly's Avi.

 

[Mewtario]

Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

I draw another card out of Chance

 

[Meta Jr]

You get another Chance card?

I insert Mewtario's Post.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Monopoly.

I insert an obvious answer.

 

[Meta Jr]

You get a complex question.

I insert a pie.

 

[Mewtario]

You get me receiving a "Get out of Jail free" card.

Oh, boy!

I insert a Monopoly on Park Place and Boardwalk with hotels on each.

 

[Meta Jr]

You get a YOU CHEATING RABBID SQUIRELL note to Mewtario.


I insert a Twelve hotels on the next expensive places.

 

[Mewtario]

Park Place and Boardwalk are the most expensive, and it's 1 hotel per property.... or do you have 4 3-property monopolies?

I insert the fact that it is now $1500 if you land on Park Place, and $2000 on Boardwalk.

 

[Meta Jr]

I don't know I haven't played Monopoly in forever.

 

[Mewtario]

Ah. It's really fun, though

 

[XACE-K]

You (and Meta) get banned because you two didn't insert something.

I insert stretched page.

 

[ToiletRoll]

stretched page was rejected


I insert a mobile internet stick

 

[Meta Jr]

You get a mobile internet stick poked in your eye.

 

[handsockpuppet]

you get nothing because you inserted nothing

you insert the "Starfox 64" cartridge into your "Nintendo 64"

 

[Meta Jr]

You get Sly Fox.

I insert a puppet.

 

[handsockpuppet]

you get a hand...no wait! a sock!

you insert the son of MK

 

[Meta Jr]

You get the father of MK.

I insert the sockpuppet.

 

[Mewtario]

You get me wondering how MK managed to hide the fact that his father was a sock puppet.

I insert a railroad Monopoly.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a long location that doesn't amuse me.

I insert a microwave.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get popcorn and pizza rolls.

I insert mini-boss music.

 

[Meta Jr]

You get ULTRA FAT BOSS MUSIC.

I insert the CAPS LOCK key.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the shift key.

I insert alt+5 (on the number pad).

 

[Meta Jr]

You get §.

I isert Alt+2+1(on the number pad).

 

[Jonkku]

You get Alt+9+8+5+3+2+1+4

I insert said Alt+9+8+5+3+2+1+4

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get▲, a piece of the Triforce.

I insert Wisdom.

 

[Meta Jr]

You get Mewtario(Monopoly is the smartest board game ever)

I insert Clue.

 

[ranmaru]

You get blues.

I insert Mickey and Minnies Circus Mystery.

 

[Meta Jr]

You get Clue(NO FAIR!)

I insert the (NO FAIR) I said above.

 

[ranmaru]

You get a circus (fair get it?)

I insert dishes. (here wash them)

 

[Meta Jr]

You get a slap across the face(I aint' washin' dese!).

I insert a fair.

 

[ranmaru]

You get a side walk.

I insert a.... Movie.