Vending Machine

[Ellio 2 b]

you get a dime.

I insert an overused, overrated internet meme.

 

[roy is my boi]

You get sparta kicked.
I insert a dime.

 

[Ellio 2 b]

You get your money back.

I insert your money.

 

[A1lion835]

You get >9000.

I insert the Dare Corrupter being revived.

 

[ranmaru]

You receive LOL WHAT

I insert chinese food that I'm about to eat (maybe if not I'll RAGE and eat chips instead)

 

[Ellio 2 b]

You receive a stomach ache.

I insert dog food.

 

[Jonkku]

You get a cat.

I go into the vending machine, and try to get some sleep.

Spoiler

(In other words: "I insert myself")

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get kick'd out

I put in my broken wii

 

[ranmaru]

You get a sonic slushie. Thats what broke your Wii. ;3

I insert GOT THE LIFE

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.

I insert the Guitar Warrior.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get the Guitar Hero.

I insert Pirates: The Sequel.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Ninjas: The Prequel.

I insert Captain Obvious.

 

[ranmaru]

You receive MISTER BLUE SKY.

I insert I"M BLINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get a seeing eye dog.

I insert Nazi-Zombie killing goodness.

 

[ranmaru]

You get American History X... and then some Resident Evil 2 (best of the 3 I think)

I insert ONE MORE DRINK

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get a nasty case of alcohol poisoning.

I insert me, myself, and I.

 

[ranmaru]

You get a man with many personalities, including a tough one, a wimpy one, and a goofy one.

I insert AQUA DEMENTIA

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get some VOLVIC REVIVE!!

I put in undercase'd i's

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

u git a sentens liek dis

I insert various Forum gamers turned into Smash Bros characters.

 

[ranmaru]

You receive SMASH 4 (that is what it would be called)

I insert myself as a character. [mid tier]

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get a relatively solid character, with some odd moves and in-game lines.

I insert myself as a character [Boezy tier]

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get beat up by Top tiers

I put in my cat

 

[ranmaru]

You get a relatively solid character, with some odd moves and in-game lines.

I insert myself as a character [Boezy tier]

You get a really good character, great combo ability, great recovery, fast, but few KOing moves, that is the only downside.

Stinkomanfan gets Strong Bad.

I insert a Cookie Jar

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a mixture of the Cookie Monster and Jar-Jar Binks.

I insert Sly tier (lolpun)

 

[ranmaru]

You get High Fox.

I insert Jpp8 [WhAT tier]

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get excellent spacing.

I insert Tommosaurus Rex's ATs and metagame.

 

[ranmaru]

You receive a character who is BROKEN. How can he be countered???

I insert Sly Fox.

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get Spy Fox

I put in the stock market

 

[XACE-K]

You die.

I insert an Ecksbawks robot.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a constant reality check.

I insert Jon Chapin.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Charlie Chaplin.

I insert the land of Lincoln.

 

[ranmaru]

You get Time Lincoln! He's a G.

I insert SSFG4.

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get GoW4

I put in 42

 

[ranmaru]

You get 42. Why does everyone like that number.

I insert SSFG4 again.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get Super Sayan Field Goal 4.

I insert Multi-manipulate.

 

[A1lion835]

You get MM.

I insert momentum canceling.

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get what's coming to you

I put in an Ed, Edd, and Eddy DVD

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get jawbreakers.

I insert good memories.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a pre-2008 SWF.

I insert dead n00bs' corpses.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the weapon that killed them: a red lightsaber used by somebody from the Vader Army.

I insert lazor blasterz.