USA: An Inferior Metagame; a careful synopsis on the state of USA-EU relationships

[adumbrodeus]

Here's how we settle this, I'M the only person that matters in the entire scene, so this is pointless anyway.

J/k


But seriously, when I read this, I immediately saw "parody", I dunno how anyone could take it seriously.

It could set off a nationalistic flamewar, but so could any legitimate comparison of our metagames.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

<3 reading Teran's VM's to discover that UB is pretty much anything goes.

 

[Teran]

You read my VMs...?

Not surprised, all of EU's homo boys want to date me anyway.

 

[Marc]

We've already established Xonar is a natural bottom, so you'd work well together.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

You read my VMs...?

Not surprised, all of EU's homo boys want to date me anyway.

Dude I'm a stalk MACHINE.

 

[TreK]

Teneban, stop trolling people who read articles and intelligently respond to them

This was written solely for entertainment purposes, if any intelligent discussion is to sprout from it then it's certainly a bonus.

It looks like I misjudged your goals indeed.
I'm more used to the 'USA = United Suckers of America' kind of trolls these days, I admit I didn't expect you to hide intelligent stuff behind your intelligent stuff because that's soooo... Yeah, three centuries late.

 

[Dekar173]

Scrubs take it seriously, and this is meant to be a friendly message board.

I completely understand that there are 10-15 ******** americans that went and tried to troll the EU boards, but that doesn't mean it's necessary to stoop to their (********) level.



Whatever, everyone posting in here is bad. I guess I'll just leave it at that.

 

[Flayl]

Whatever, everyone posting in here is bad. I guess I'll just leave it at that.

Says the guy who just posted in here.

[KING FUNK]

 

[Teran]

Scrubs take it seriously, and this is meant to be a friendly message board.

I completely understand that there are 10-15 ******** americans that went and tried to troll the EU boards, but that doesn't mean it's necessary to stoop to their (********) level.



Whatever, everyone posting in here is bad. I guess I'll just leave it at that.

Says the guy who just posted in here.

[KING FUNK]

As ****ing hilarious as this here exchange was, let's try not to let this little battle escalate, I can see it coming.

I'mma watching you guys... always watching.

I'll also do Xonar when I got to Holland don't worry about that.

 

[Megavitamins]

Um

Europe has peach's winning their tournies, and your players do super ******** gimicky **** that shouldn't work.

kill urself

Edit: i never went to euro boards lol

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

As ****ing hilarious as this here exchange was, let's try not to let this little battle escalate, I can see it coming.

I'mma watching you guys... always watching.

I'll also do Xonar when I got to Holland don't worry about that.

Hot Falco lovemakin'?

 

[Grizzer]

Um

Europe has peach's winning their tournies, and your players do super ******** gimicky **** that shouldn't work.

kill urself

Edit: i never went to euro boards lol

i think Mr. R already proved to you that those gimmicky stuff is in fact very usefull if you apply it in the correct situation

 

[Teran]

Um

Europe has peach's winning their tournies, and your players do super ******** gimicky **** that shouldn't work.

kill urself

Edit: i never went to euro boards lol

See now that's slightly pushing it.

Hot Falco lovemakin'?

Freshly baked strudel for my beloved dutch boy.

 

[thegreatkazoo]

This is easily the best blog I've read in months.

Good on you! :bigthumbu

Also, didn't know Americans troll the Europe boards. We may wanna stop doing that.

 

[Lord Chair]

I can't recall any of that ever having happened.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Freshly baked strudel for my beloved dutch boy.

Gimme a piece of your... Pizza Cake

 

[Megavitamins]

i think Mr. R already proved to you that those gimmicky stuff is in fact very usefull if you apply it in the correct situation

No offense, but most of the stuff Mr. R does really shouldn't work, and only does because his opponents always do the obvious air dodge... that stuff stopped working for me like a year ago lol

 

[TreK]

Thanks for proving Grizzer's point.

 

[King Funk]

No offense, but most of the stuff Mr. R does really shouldn't work, and only does because his opponents always do the obvious air dodge... that stuff stopped working for me like a year ago lol

Well... Are you suggesting Leon, Kaos, Glutonny and Istudying are predictable and bad at Brawl?

And what do you mean by "stopped working for me like a year ago"? You've been doing platform cancels a year ago?

 

[Megavitamins]

No, but the OBVIOUS air dodges kaos does (havent watched leon / gluttony) are always taken advantage of.

The metaknights here don't air dodge, they just gliude or nado away, nulling all follow ups / juggles.

Mr. r's stuff is really bad... his spacing isn't that good, and he always full hops when there are alot better options... I'm sure I'd WRECK any and all euro players

 

[Falconv1.0]

This thread is just reflecting everything that makes me want to punt a kitten over a fence, just to release the fiery volcano that is my raeg.

 

[Teran]

I'm sure I'd WRECK any and all euro players

Because in all honesty...

You probably wouldn't. :3

 

[Shadow Tactics]

No, but the OBVIOUS air dodges kaos does (havent watched leon / gluttony) are always taken advantage of.

The metaknights here don't air dodge, they just gliude or nado away, nulling all follow ups / juggles.

Mr. r's stuff is really bad... his spacing isn't that good, and he always full hops when there are alot better options... I'm sure I'd WRECK any and all euro players

Obvious troll is obvious. I sincerely hope so anyway, seeing as if you were serious then I can only assume you suffered from lack of oxygen to the brain at birth .

 

[Megavitamins]

I'm not trolling, lol.

Terran, who the **** are you?

 

[Teran]

I am the mod thy god.

The real question is, who the **** are you?

An adbot account selling cheap Viagra?

 

[Falconv1.0]

I'm not trolling, lol.

Terran, who the **** are you?

Are you like, stoned out of your mind or something?

 

[Teran]

Falcon's off his Vicodin guys don't make him RAEG, otherwise I'll have to lock.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Falcon's off his Vicodin guys don't make him RAEG, otherwise I'll have to lock.

I don't know if I should laugh or RAEG right now.

 

[Megavitamins]

I'm Minty, one of the better marth's in America

 

[Teran]

A Marth main huh?

Explains everything.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

I'm Minty, one of the better marth's in America

 

[Falconv1.0]

I like how Teran's avatar just sums up the way anyone should be approaching this thread right now.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

I'm Minty, one of the better marth's in America

I'm sorry, but this is false.

I'd love to see you go to Europe and lose to all of their top players.

Being ignorant achieves nothing. How about you stop being stupid and realize that, first of all, you're not one of the best Marths in America, and second, that Europe is actually pretty good. Different=/=bad, I don't know who put that into your head.

 

[Megavitamins]

I'm def top 5 marths lol...

Only people I know for sure that are def better than me: Neo and Mikehaze.

Here's a way to compare me vs Mr.R. My last tourney, I did good vs Ally and got him to last hit in two games... (im not trying to brag, don't think this as me being a ****)
Now, next month, when Ally comes to Europe, unless anybody accomplishes that, me > him

my logic is ****ing amazing, guess all there is to do is wait and see

 

[adumbrodeus]

Minty's correct about his personal skill level, he is quite good.


That said... he's wrong about Europe, the reason the stuff works is because their metagame developed in a different direction, however they compensate with being advanced in other things.


This is natural, metagame's aren't uniform. However, the fact that the metagame is developed in a different direction means that it's also far more difficult to compare skill between the metagames.


That said, I'd put Europe's top under America's top, larger playerbase does that, but nowhere near as far as the trolls would have you believe.


If people want I'd be willing to do an in-depth analysis at some point explaining precisely what and why.

 

[Falconv1.0]

The fact that any kind of actual logical debate is being attempted here is just ****ing beyond me.

God I hope you're laughing Teran, I look like my avatar right now.

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

I'm looking like my avatar too.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I'm looking like my avatar too.

Unless you're a female, that's not good.

Anyone else still waiting for a Maxfire clone to come in telling us how MK is beatable in Europe while speaking in the most broken engrish ever?

 

[Laem]

10. Who was your favorite player or favorite set to watch?

MikeHAZE, I especially liked him versus Sky. He had some neat platform tricks.


Any1 need salt? i have loads of it right now

 

[john!]

Is this topic about the Brawl scene only? IDK much about that, but America wrecks Europe in just about everything else. It was a good effort though, writing that lengthy diatribe and inviting your European friends to come agree with you on the first page.