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[Will]

And, uh...I'm not sure why you'd mention vienna sausages again but they're pretty disappointing on every level.

These are things I'd find in a gas station for some reason. Cat food is also there, but not dog food.

along with the goddamn flavors of pickle in a pouch that they sell

 

[ClaTheBae]

This is just an observation, but I’ve noticed that the number of post where people are either despairing or crying out for help has really increased in the past few weeks. Maybe finals pressures people to their breaking point, but I really don’t want to generalize people’s hardships.

As someone who has been in a very bad place before, I know the pain and I do want to help y’all out if I can.

Yeah bro I totally had like a Britney Spears mental breakdown and finals (or at least school) probably was a small contributor to it

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Spam's fine if you cook it up, honestly

Fam, a good fried spam and egg sandwich.

 

[Will]

the real question is who did Noipoi beg to pay for premium

 

[Zinith]

Figured I'd add a few users at random. Who did I add? I will only say... congrats on getting into the Circle fun Noipoi . (if you want out just speak and I'll replace ya)

So now there are 10 slots remaining for 10 users.

....................................

I would, but **** that rng bull****

 

[SneakyLink]

....................................

I would, but **** that rng bull****

I did write you in but I'll remove you if you prefer not to participate.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

And, uh...I'm not sure why you'd mention vienna sausages again but they're pretty disappointing on every level.

redfeatherraven You're a guy, please elaborate because I am deeply disturbed.

 

[Zinith]

I did write you in but I'll remove you if you prefer not to participate.

Nah it's fine. Go ahead...

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

I would, but **** that rng bull****

Okay I'm using Zinith as my write in!


Unless this was a serious post

 

[SneakyLink]

Nah it's fine. Go ahead...

Ok but remember, if you're first out RNG is the reason.

 

[ClaTheBae]

redfeatherraven You're a guy, please elaborate because I am deeply disturbed.

You guys always tryna bring up penises

 

[Noipoi]

So here's something to be a bit creative. There really isn't much to discuss when it comes to Smash characters and what not until probably E3 so here's an idea. We know that Joker brought in a good amount of Spirits, but what spirits would your most wanted bring, and who would represent them?

For this, I'll go with Jill Valentine:

Spirit 1: Chris Redfield
Character: Forest Camo Snake
Effect: Fighter gains ATK damage as they take damage (a reference to Chris getting his *** kicked by Wesker)

Spirit 2: Licker
Character: 3 Red Greninjas
Effect: Slimy floor, enemies try to grab you

Spirit 3: Tyrant
Character: 1.5x size K.Rool
Stamina
Effect: Enemy gains an ATK boost when they take damage

Spirit 4: Hunter
Character: 3 King K. Rools
Effect: Fighters have slightly increased speed

Spirit 4: Zombie
Characters: Wii Fit Trainer Team
Stamina
Characters have low HP, but cause toxic damage when they strike

Just a few examples I came up with!

Frisk (Or Undertale in general)


Spirit 1: Toriel
Character: Female Robin
Effect: Fire/Explosions are boosted

Spirit 2: Papyrus & Sans
Character: White Luigi & Black Mario
Effect: Gravity will randomly increase

Spirit 3: Undyne
Character: Female Corrin
Effect: Fighter will become stronger if she's taken heavy damage

Spirit 4: Alphys
Character: Yellow Sweater Isabelle (and Giant R.O.B.)
Effect: Reinforcements will arrive when character is badly damaged

Spirit 5: Asgore
Character: Red Bowser
Effect: Character is equipped with Killing Edge.

Spirit 6: Flowey
Character: Yellow Piranha Plant (And Giant Piranha Plant)
Effect: Character will randomly become invincible. The screen will randomly flip. Controls will randomly be reversed. Reinforcements will come when the main fighter is knocked out.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

You guys always tryna bring up penises

D i d y o u s e e R e d ' s O P o m l

[Redacted]

I couldn't ignore that.

 

[King Sonnn DeDeDoo]

So here's something to be a bit creative. There really isn't much to discuss when it comes to Smash characters and what not until probably E3 so here's an idea. We know that Joker brought in a good amount of Spirits, but what spirits would your most wanted bring, and who would represent them?

For this, I'll go with Jill Valentine:

Spirit 1: Chris Redfield
Character: Forest Camo Snake
Effect: Fighter gains ATK damage as they take damage (a reference to Chris getting his *** kicked by Wesker)

Spirit 2: Licker
Character: 3 Red Greninjas
Effect: Slimy floor, enemies try to grab you

Spirit 3: Tyrant
Character: 1.5x size K.Rool
Stamina
Effect: Enemy gains an ATK boost when they take damage

Spirit 4: Hunter
Character: 3 King K. Rools
Effect: Fighters have slightly increased speed

Spirit 4: Zombie
Characters: Wii Fit Trainer Team
Stamina
Characters have low HP, but cause toxic damage when they strike

Just a few examples I came up with!

Merchant
Character: Robin
Effect: Item Waves (ray gun, super scope, staff, rage blaster, steel driver, and bullet bill)

 

[Noipoi]

the real question is who did Noipoi beg to pay for premium

um...

No one

 

[Iridium]

the real question is who did Noipoi beg to pay for premium

He challenged some people to an actual Pokémon battle, defeated them easily, and had them pay for him.

 

[ClaTheBae]

D i d y o u s e e R e d ' s O P o m l

[Redacted]

I couldn't ignore that.

Yes it is a post joking about small private parts. You act like you’ve never been on the internet before

 

[Pyra]

You eat spam unironically?

I bet you go to gas stations to buy vienna sausages and tuna too

i've had all three and none of them are that bad

especially not tuna tf
or even spam

i'll give you maybe the sausages, maybe

 

[SneakyLink]

There are now 9 slots remaining.

Who will be the next challenger approaching?

 

[Michael the Spikester]

So what are everyone's stance on Googly Theory? Real or fake? Do you believe it or not?

Part of me actually hopes because we'd then be getting both Banjo and Doom Slayer. Ryu Hayabusa would also be icing on cake.

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. WE"RE GETTING WHOLESOME UP IN HERE.

I'll start with a wee bit of generalizing. Basically, I find that I'm comparatively older to a good number of posters in here. Obviously I'm not the oldest, but I'm older than a good number of folks. Clearly everybody has their own story, background, identity...it's not too often where you'll find a space on the web where people get along with each other and try to support one another.

We're all here because we like Smash. That's what brought us here, but it's not necessarily the only thing that allows us to continue the communication we have here. Some of you are comedians, some are more about talking about Smash, some type out long posts. However, everybody is still welcome in the thread.

Even yesterday, while we were talking Smash and there were differing opinions nobody really got aggressive or angry. I will say, I was glad that the conversation went the way it did, because not only did my opinion change slightly, but I felt not that I was being "attacked" but simply disagreed with, and humored.

Obviously, teen years and into our early 20's can be a stressful time. I feel like a lot of folks have at least some amount of time where they feel down. Hell, I was even down on myself a few weeks because I didn't feel like I was doing a good job at school, or that I was making a difference. The past two weeks proved me incredibly wrong.

I was told yesterday that one of the students I took to Buff State last week hated English last year, slept during class, skipped class, and was just depressed. This year, she turned completely around. She came to school. She loved English, and she presented because I was her teacher. I was given 8 appreciation cards by staff and students. I still question my existence every day, but I know now that even at my worst, I make a difference.

Now, you guys may not be teachers. But there's no doubt in my mind that you make a difference in somebody's day, and that's what matters.

I would like to share a thank you to this thread. You deal with me on almost a daily basis, whether it's my long essay-like posts, my sometimes friction-y Smash opinions (well and poorly constructed at times), my occasional ****posts, and I guess just being Old Man Jones.

Also, @punished faygo ,if you need anything you're more than welcome to let me know. (I can also share my discord with anybody who wants it). I don't know you personally, but I can see that you care about people, and more than anything like to make people laugh. That's a great trait to have. At the same time, I would recommend that you take some time to love yourself. Everybody deserves at least that. Don't count yourself out. I'm not gonna be the guy to say, "HEY DON'T BE DEPRESSED", because that's like, not even a thing. But if you surround yourself with some great people who support you and want the best for you, that's half the battle there. There's plenty of people who care here, and I don't care what anybody says...online friends are just as good as local friends. They're almost even better, because they don't even get to judge what you look like before becoming friends with you!

I don't know whoever else is having any issues, but please feel free to reach out if you ever need somebody to talk to. I can get pretty busy, but I always try to chat with folks when I can.

(Ok, so now that I've said something nice, say something nice about somebody else! Or me, because I'm ****ing great!)

 

[Deleted member]

I am going to go to my resistance base.
You all are golden.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

the real question is who did Noipoi beg to pay for premium

He found out that THE BEACH THEME AND THE MOUNTAIN THEME WERE ALSO CONFIRMED FOR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN'T MENTIONED IN THE DIRECT!!

 

[Pyra]

are we all trying to make @punished faygo feel better

at least you aren't shilling that mediocre soda anymore

 

[Just a penguin]

There are now 9 slots remaining.

Who will be the next challenger approaching?

Put me in coach. What is it, again?

 

[SneakyLink]

Put me in coach. What is it, again?

Circle sim this time.

I feel that HG sims have run their course so I'm mixing it up.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

(Ok, so now that I've said something nice, say something nice about somebody else! Or me, because I'm ****ing great!)

You actually are really ****ing great.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

So what are everyone's stance on Googly Theory? Real or fake? Do you believe it or not?

Part of me actually hopes because we'd then be getting both Banjo and Doom Slayer.

Oh, that garbage is totally fake...

Too many oddball and fan dream choices, and the lack of a Square rep is weird, considering how heavily rumored it is by most insiders

 

[Pyra]

by the way
using big text constantly makes it irritating for me to scroll through the thread on mobile

like, it's no performance issue or anything but it definitely makes me wanna skip anyones posts who does this constantly

 

[Knight Dude]

Me: Yeah, Spiderman is my favorite superhero
Also me: *Hasn't seen Spiderverse or Homecoming*

Did....did you at least play the PS4 game?

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Spam's fine if you cook it up, honestly.

Don't really need to hit a gas station for tuna, grocery's fine.

And, uh...I'm not sure why you'd mention vienna sausages again but they're pretty disappointing on every level.

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Memetically and otherwise.


Nope.

Welch's.

I was in a mood a few days ago and now I'm halfway through 80 packs of the ****ers.

Sorry redfeatherraven , but if I spoiler quoted your post and got a warning for it, I'mma half to take you down with me.

 

[TheCJBrine]

There are now 9 slots remaining.

Who will be the next challenger approaching?

Google Chrom.

So what are everyone's stance on Googly Theory? Real or fake? Do you believe it or not?

Part of me actually hopes because we'd then be getting both Banjo and Doom Slayer.

I find it plausible, and supposedly some people have said Google confirmed it couldn't be faked or something? So if it's not true, then it must be a big mistake; no source was given for this, though, so I'm afraid I can't provide one either...take it how you will.

Oh, that garbage is totally fake...

Too many oddball and fan dream choices, and the lack of a Square rep is weird, considering how heavily rumored it is by most insiders

Isn't it just Verge and Tansut?

I don't think loved characters would make it unlikely, but there is a chance that this is some rich troll or a big mistake.

 

[Knight Dude]

These are things I'd find in a gas station for some reason. Cat food is also there, but not dog food.

along with the goddamn flavors of pickle in a pouch that they sell

Pickle Pouches sounds like something a dorky parent would call a condom while having the talk with their kid.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Yes it is a post joking about small private parts. You act like you’ve never been on the internet before

He worded it like he was the one being disappointed by small sausages, but I get what you're putting down

 

[Noipoi]

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. WE"RE GETTING WHOLESOME UP IN HERE.

I'll start with a wee bit of generalizing. Basically, I find that I'm comparatively older to a good number of posters in here. Obviously I'm not the oldest, but I'm older than a good number of folks. Clearly everybody has their own story, background, identity...it's not too often where you'll find a space on the web where people get along with each other and try to support one another.

We're all here because we like Smash. That's what brought us here, but it's not necessarily the only thing that allows us to continue the communication we have here. Some of you are comedians, some are more about talking about Smash, some type out long posts. However, everybody is still welcome in the thread.

Even yesterday, while we were talking Smash and there were differing opinions nobody really got aggressive or angry. I will say, I was glad that the conversation went the way it did, because not only did my opinion change slightly, but I felt not that I was being "attacked" but simply disagreed with, and humored.

Obviously, teen years and into our early 20's can be a stressful time. I feel like a lot of folks have at least some amount of time where they feel down. Hell, I was even down on myself a few weeks because I didn't feel like I was doing a good job at school, or that I was making a difference. The past two weeks proved me incredibly wrong.

I was told yesterday that one of the students I took to Buff State last week hated English last year, slept during class, skipped class, and was just depressed. This year, she turned completely around. She came to school. She loved English, and she presented because I was her teacher. I was given 8 appreciation cards by staff and students. I still question my existence every day, but I know now that even at my worst, I make a difference.

Now, you guys may not be teachers. But there's no doubt in my mind that you make a difference in somebody's day, and that's what matters.

I would like to share a thank you to this thread. You deal with me on almost a daily basis, whether it's my long essay-like posts, my sometimes friction-y Smash opinions (well and poorly constructed at times), my occasional ****posts, and I guess just being Old Man Jones.

Also, @punished faygo ,if you need anything you're more than welcome to let me know. (I can also share my discord with anybody who wants it). I don't know you personally, but I can see that you care about people, and more than anything like to make people laugh. That's a great trait to have. At the same time, I would recommend that you take some time to love yourself. Everybody deserves at least that. Don't count yourself out. I'm not gonna be the guy to say, "HEY DON'T BE DEPRESSED", because that's like, not even a thing. But if you surround yourself with some great people who support you and want the best for you, that's half the battle there. There's plenty of people who care here, and I don't care what anybody says...online friends are just as good as local friends. They're almost even better, because they don't even get to judge what you look like before becoming friends with you!

I don't know whoever else is having any issues, but please feel free to reach out if you ever need somebody to talk to. I can get pretty busy, but I always try to chat with folks when I can.

(Ok, so now that I've said something nice, say something nice about somebody else! Or me, because I'm ****ing great!)

Yup, we're pretty rad.

There's this one guy called Noipoi and he's pretty much the best guy here.

 

[SneakyLink]

Google Chrom.



I find it plausible, and supposedly some people have said Google confirmed it couldn't be faked or something? So if it's not true, then it must be a big mistake; no source was given for this, though, so I'm afraid I can't provide one either...take it how you will.

Can't tell if its a joke or not... but I'm only accepting Smashboards users. Only 8 slots left!

 

[Noipoi]

So what are everyone's stance on Googly Theory? Real or fake? Do you believe it or not?

Part of me actually hopes because we'd then be getting both Banjo and Doom Slayer. Ryu Hayabusa would also be icing on cake.

I'm really leaning towards fake, but i'll give it a one percent benefit of the doubt. Mostly because I do really like the characters on it.

But yeah, don't think it's real.

 

[Iridium]

There are now 9 slots remaining.

Who will be the next challenger approaching?

DaybreakHorizon , please.

So what are everyone's stance on Googly Theory? Real or fake? Do you believe it or not?

Part of me actually hopes because we'd then be getting both Banjo and Doom Slayer. Ryu Hayabusa would also be icing on cake.

As a Hayabusa enthusiast, this theory is really playing with my head. I lean on fake, but I would love for the result be real.

 

[PsySmasher]

So what are everyone's stance on Googly Theory? Real or fake? Do you believe it or not?

Part of me actually hopes because we'd then be getting both Banjo and Doom Slayer. Ryu Hayabusa would also be icing on cake.

Considering it pretty much goes against all of the somewhat concrete speculation over the past 5 months and is only based off of Google searches and pretty much nothing else...

Fake.

 

[Hinata]

Alright, everyone, get to complimenting me. As a goddess, the kind words of my followers is as good as gold, so I'll take your glowing praise now.

i hope u all know that ur all valid as hell and the only reason i'm still around here is because i love talkin to y'all