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[Deleted member]

Do you all like my resistance base?

The Villagers are hiding from the Illagers, and they decided to hide here.

 

[TheCJBrine]

Can't tell if its a joke or not... but I'm only accepting Smashboards users. Only 8 slots left!

Oh, okay, I didn't see your original post so I just assumed what it was.

I'd like to join, then.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Ever heard of the movie "The Circle"? It's about 50 people who are trapped. They do some sort of vote thingie and the most votes dies. Only one survivor escapes.

Sim run by the folks behind Hunger Games sim!

Eh I'm good.

I never win those things and it'd be kinda depressing to watch myself die.

These are things I'd find in a gas station for some reason. Cat food is also there, but not dog food.

along with the goddamn flavors of pickle in a pouch that they sell

Pickles in a pouch don't baffle me.

Flavored ones do.

Fam, a good fried spam and egg sandwich.

Holy **** very fair idea.

Bless you for reminding me I got eggs, I'm gonna give that a go later.

i've had all three and none of them are that bad

especially not tuna tf
or even spam

i'll give you maybe the sausages, maybe

See Toasty gets it.

Be like Toasty.

He worded it like he was the one being disappointed by small sausages.

Vienna sausages do disappoint me.

If I wanted to taste a hot dog that badly then I'd go grab some goddamn hot dogs and it wouldn't take like ten or twelve to satisfy me.

 

[Deleted member]

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. WE"RE GETTING WHOLESOME UP IN HERE.

I'll start with a wee bit of generalizing. Basically, I find that I'm comparatively older to a good number of posters in here. Obviously I'm not the oldest, but I'm older than a good number of folks. Clearly everybody has their own story, background, identity...it's not too often where you'll find a space on the web where people get along with each other and try to support one another.

We're all here because we like Smash. That's what brought us here, but it's not necessarily the only thing that allows us to continue the communication we have here. Some of you are comedians, some are more about talking about Smash, some type out long posts. However, everybody is still welcome in the thread.

Even yesterday, while we were talking Smash and there were differing opinions nobody really got aggressive or angry. I will say, I was glad that the conversation went the way it did, because not only did my opinion change slightly, but I felt not that I was being "attacked" but simply disagreed with, and humored.

Obviously, teen years and into our early 20's can be a stressful time. I feel like a lot of folks have at least some amount of time where they feel down. Hell, I was even down on myself a few weeks because I didn't feel like I was doing a good job at school, or that I was making a difference. The past two weeks proved me incredibly wrong.

I was told yesterday that one of the students I took to Buff State last week hated English last year, slept during class, skipped class, and was just depressed. This year, she turned completely around. She came to school. She loved English, and she presented because I was her teacher. I was given 8 appreciation cards by staff and students. I still question my existence every day, but I know now that even at my worst, I make a difference.

Now, you guys may not be teachers. But there's no doubt in my mind that you make a difference in somebody's day, and that's what matters.

I would like to share a thank you to this thread. You deal with me on almost a daily basis, whether it's my long essay-like posts, my sometimes friction-y Smash opinions (well and poorly constructed at times), my occasional ****posts, and I guess just being Old Man Jones.

Also, @punished faygo ,if you need anything you're more than welcome to let me know. (I can also share my discord with anybody who wants it). I don't know you personally, but I can see that you care about people, and more than anything like to make people laugh. That's a great trait to have. At the same time, I would recommend that you take some time to love yourself. Everybody deserves at least that. Don't count yourself out. I'm not gonna be the guy to say, "HEY DON'T BE DEPRESSED", because that's like, not even a thing. But if you surround yourself with some great people who support you and want the best for you, that's half the battle there. There's plenty of people who care here, and I don't care what anybody says...online friends are just as good as local friends. They're almost even better, because they don't even get to judge what you look like before becoming friends with you!

I don't know whoever else is having any issues, but please feel free to reach out if you ever need somebody to talk to. I can get pretty busy, but I always try to chat with folks when I can.

(Ok, so now that I've said something nice, say something nice about somebody else! Or me, because I'm ****ing great!)

thank you for this
like wholeheartedly unironically thank you so much
i just like
needed to hear this rn y'know

are we all trying to make @punished faygo feel better

at least you aren't shilling that mediocre soda anymore

at least my brain doesn't have a toaster in it
and my toaster doesn't have a brain in it
who even mixes toasters and brains
****s like mixing faygo and other, worse soda

 

[Deleted member]

So what are everyone's stance on Googly Theory? Real or fake? Do you believe it or not?

Part of me actually hopes because we'd then be getting both Banjo and Doom Slayer. Ryu Hayabusa would also be icing on cake.

Leaning on fake, few inconsistencies here and there.

It gave us opportunity to consider Artorias but otherwise we have the same speculated picks as before with Doomguy, Ryu and Banjo.

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

You actually are really ****ing great.

Well, I appreciate that. To be completely honest, after my terrible argument yesterday I felt like a **** on a stick. It was honestly a wee bit embarrassing.

Maybe not even that, but it felt like a big ol O O F.

But I like being a role model, intellectual poster. I like being able to make a difference for people. I'm glad you appreciate that.

But enough about me, I still can't believe that between you, me, and a handful of die hards, we got our boi Snake back in Smash. I still can't ****ing believe that.

Also, you like Ike. So that's pretty rad too.

 

[SneakyLink]

6 Smashboards users slots remaining....

Can nominate more than one peep!

 

[Zinith]

Okay, I'll post this from the Geno thread...

https://mobile.twitter.com/LucarioOcarina/status/1128749216149278720

He's pretty much morphing into my OC at this point...

 

[Noipoi]

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Alright, everyone, get to complimenting me. As a goddess, the kind words of my followers is as good as gold, so I'll take your glowing praise now.

i hope u all know that ur all valid as hell and the only reason i'm still around here is because i love talkin to y'all

You are not dead





That's the best compliment I could muster

 

[Deleted member]

6 Smashboards users slots remaining....

Can nominate more than one peep!

Put me in if you havent

 

[Deleted member]

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Alright, everyone, get to complimenting me. As a goddess, the kind words of my followers is as good as gold, so I'll take your glowing praise now.

i hope u all know that ur all valid as hell and the only reason i'm still around here is because i love talkin to y'all

you're not a despicable human being

 

[King Sonnn DeDeDoo]

For future DLC spirit boards, do you think they’ll use dlc characters for spirit battles?

Let’s say Joker is a perfect fit for representing a character in a spirit battle, would it be allowed to fight Joker if they haven’t bought his DLC?

 

[Z25]

Ok what the actual **** happened in the riverdale finale?


They definitely were taking something while witting the show this season.

It’s a so bad it’s kinda good scenario though

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

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Alright, everyone, get to complimenting me. As a goddess, the kind words of my followers is as good as gold, so I'll take your glowing praise now.

i hope u all know that ur all valid as hell and the only reason i'm still around here is because i love talkin to y'all

You manage to put up with all our ****posts and random nonsense, and I appreciate that. That's not an easy feat.

 

[SneakyLink]

For future DLC spirit boards, do you think they’ll use dlc characters for spirit battles?

Let’s say Joker is a perfect fit for representing a character in a spirit battle, would it be allowed to fight Joker if they haven’t bought his DLC?

I mean...

DLC is installed when you update regardless of buying the DLC.

So it could theoretically happen....

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

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thank you for this
like wholeheartedly unironically thank you so much
i just like
needed to hear this rn y'know

No problem. My pleasure! Sometimes that's just what we need to cheer up even a little. I know it always helps me to see that somebody sees that I matter when I'm trying my hardest, and sometimes that can come from a stranger.

But I guess we aren't really strangers here, are we?

 

[Deleted member]

roses are red
who even uses bing

need 10chars so i'ma sing

 

[Noipoi]

Did anyone notice the Half Thwomp?

It was like a Thwomp that was split in two.

 

[ClaTheBae]

Ok what the actual **** happened in the riverdale finale?


They definitely were taking something while witting the show this season.

It’s a so bad it’s kinda good scenario though

that show is genuinely one of the worst I've ever seen. I almost made a video about it. It is literally like the writers are making things up as they go

 

[Deleted member]

Did anyone notice the Half Thwomp?

It was like a Thwomp that was split in two.

I thought it was a side to side Thwomp for that moment.

 

[redfeatherraven]

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Alright, everyone, get to complimenting me. As a goddess, the kind words of my followers is as good as gold, so I'll take your glowing praise now.

i hope u all know that ur all valid as hell and the only reason i'm still around here is because i love talkin to y'all

You are very blue.

And an excellent source of reaction images.

To blatantly steal.

 

[SneakyLink]

Circle sim needs 5 more users before beginning...

 

[Mythra]

Yo how old is Aqua?

Just innocently asking without any other purpose :V

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

I requested off the 11th of June, and it just got approved by my manager.

So It's official... I'll be here to watch Nintendo's E3 live with y'all!

Here's hoping some genuine craziness happens.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Yo how old is Aqua?

Just innocently asking without any other purpose :V

Apparently due to shenanigans with time perception she's lived slightly longer than Kazuma from her perspective, making her older than 16-17 but with no explicit age.

She's also a goddess that's been shipping people off to the fantasy world for hundreds of years, from our perspective, as the series opens.

I'll let you navigate that.

 

[Deleted member]

But I guess we aren't really strangers here, are we?

man y'all lowkey been like my only source of consistent human interaction ever since i moved away from most of my irl friends a while ago

i mean we still get together and ****, but like
long distance
work and other responsibilities
all of us are internally depressed wrecks that refuse to just come out and be straightforward with our issues because of fear of ostracization from the group despite most of us being respectful, accommodating people

gets hard to organize meet ups, yeah

 

[Hinata]

Yo how old is Aqua?

Just innocently asking without any other purpose :V

It's one of those "she's a goddess, so she's actually like a billion years old" sort of thing, but she's designed to look like someone in their late teens-early 20s.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

There are now 9 slots remaining.

Who will be the next challenger approaching?

Yeah sure put me in coach.

 

[Iridium]

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Alright, everyone, get to complimenting me. As a goddess, the kind words of my followers is as good as gold, so I'll take your glowing praise now.

i hope u all know that ur all valid as hell and the only reason i'm still around here is because i love talkin to y'all

Sure thing.

Yeah, something like this.

 

[Pyra]

at least my brain doesn't have a toaster in it
and my toaster doesn't have a brain in it
who even mixes toasters and brains
****s like mixing faygo and other, worse soda

mods im being bullied by a punished fool

 

[SneakyLink]

Yeah sure put me in coach.

I think someone requested you in already....

That's a good thing.

 

[Shroob]

Hello yes, Mr."Cynical Grump" has entered the thread.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Hello yes, Mr."Cynical Grump" has entered the thread.

I mean.

I've been here four hours now.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

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Looks like it's time to start begging, or get a job.

speaking of which that reminds me i need to ask for more shifts at my job soon so i can have the money for this ****

Yeah I’ve got to sell some stuff.

Get myself Astral Chain and maybe Three Houses.

 

[Just a penguin]

Hello yes, Mr."Cynical Grump" has entered the thread.

In this world it's either grump cynically or be grumped cynically

 

[Deleted member]

Mario Maker 2: Ranked Online
Smash Ultimate: yall hear summ?

 

[Deleted member]

mods im being bullied by a punished fool

i would say i was joking, but unfortunately i forgot to put a message out there explaining to the uninformed that i was simply ribbing you

regretfully, i did not recognize the fact that

i must now commit sudoku

 

[Mythra]

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It's one of those "she's a goddess, so she's actually like a billion years old" sort of thing, but she's designed to look like someone in their late teens-early 20s.

Good enough for me

 

[Tots Woz]

Alright, off work so I can finally give my thoughts on soemthing that've been getting a lot of spotlight here as of recent, that being Super Mario Maker 2. Doing it in a "Pros and Cons" sort of deal. Speaking of which...

Super Mario Maker 2, AND Fire Emblem: Three Houses + ASTRAL CHAIN are all on the eShop now! So far, Super Mario Maker 2 is only for pre-purchase, the other two to come later, most likely. All $59.99. SMM2 is 2.8GB big, in terms of file size, by the way. Seems like Nintendo is really gettin' ready for the big summer. Let's get into the most recent news that had a Direct to go alongside it.

Super Mario Maker 2 - The Good and Bad

PROS

• Going from the original Mario Maker, there seems to be an utter onslaught of new content added to this game. I was wondering why they just went straight to 2 instead of a port, and MAN did they prove why this is a sequel.
• The Moon feature is gonna be such a trip with all the twists it'll do to the courses. Really intrigued how this will turn out with stuff like the Rotten Mushroom, etc.
• KOOPA TROOPA CAR. WE TOKYO DRIFTIN' MOTHER ****ERS.
• The Super Mario 3D World style looks to be absolutely chunk-full of new content adding onto the other game styles included. Was surprised to see this even become a game style at all, but man they really sold me this time around for it's inclusion.
• ONLINE MULTIPLAYER. 4-PLAYER VERSUS. SO. GOOD.
• The online searching functionality seems to be MUCH more refined and the search terms and how they integrated a Google-esque way of going to courses is great.
• Story Mode, you wanna know why?
• WE GOT DOGS.
• I'm glad that pretty much everything from the original is in this too, cause having never played Mario Maker on the Wii U cause well, Wii U, the insane amount of content added onto this makes me justified to drop $59.99.

CONS

• No local multiplayer seems a bit strange. The functionality and framework IS there, but you need to have an internet connection, for some reason. That I don't get.
• Specific Super Mario 3D World content seems to be excluded in the game style, which is a bit of a shame. I'd absolutely LOVE to drive around the Koopa Troopa Car in other game styles. Maybe in an upcoming update that can be the case.
• Seems like Mystery Mushrooms are deconfirmed, and that's a bit sad. Though, I understand why, because then you'd need to get verification from Square Enix for Cloud, Konami and David Hayter for Solid Snake, etc. I can see WHY Nintendo decided not to do this, but it's still a shame we'll never get to play as Snake in a Mario game.
• New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe at this point is rendered pointless to even buy lmao

Overall, I'm SUPER excited for this game more than I was before and once I get paid tonight, well... Yeah, gonna make a terrible financial decision.

 

[SneakyLink]

I'm half considering drawing five names at random just to get started.

Any objections?