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[redfeatherraven]

OF COURSE I WANT A COOKIE WITH THAT YOU BUFFOON

Mythra I think you're up.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

ngl Chokers are fine.

You won't see me complaining about people wearing them.

 

[Idon]

Half the thread vs the other half of the thread.

 

[Gentlepanda]

the entirety of smashboards social: god please end this accursed thread

also the entirety of smashboards social:

 

[Cutie Gwen]

****ing hate KFC. Every time I go it's the same ****

I need an 8 piece bucket. I can't ****ing leave without an 8 piece bucket. But then what? I need a god damn side.
You know I'm getting the mashed potatoes. I ****ing have to. That gravy is immaculate. But wait? What's that I hear?

Potato wedges?

Well I suppose I must get those. I also need a drink or 2 cause this is a lot of **** so far. Before I complete my order, I realize all my chicken is bone-in.
I gotta get some ****ing tendies, right? So there I go, getting a 3 piece tender. Like a dumb idiot.

And then, right when I'm checking out, when I see that total approaching $50, the lady at the counter asks me, "You want a cookie with that, honey?"

OF COURSE I WANT A COOKIE WITH THAT YOU BUFFOON

So here I am, leaving KFC. I have a plethora of food, and I am also now in debt to my credit union for taking a loan out to pay for all this ****ing ****.
Overall pretty good experience 8/10

Wow we don't even get mash here

 

[Deleted member]

Wow we don't even get mash here

WHO DOESN'T GET MASHED POTATOES?
I could eat mashed potatoes all day.
Edit: I did a stupid thing.

 

[ClaTheBae]

Wow we don't even get mash here

do dutch people not know how to hit potatoes really hard or something
its not a hard food to make

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

50 minutes.

And then I can add more games to my 3DS.

 

[Pyra]

I've always wanted to wear a choker.

They look really pretty.

Whenever I put together a feminine outfit I’ll probably be avoiding those...
I don’t know why, but I get super uncomfortable when anything is even hinting at restricting my neck in some way lol. Even necklaces give me trouble at times, the only exception is when I have to wear a necktie and a dress shirt

I think the reason is I feel like I have a fat neck so I end up thinking I have a harder time breathing / feel like whatever is touching my neck is gonna cut off my blood flow even though I’m fully aware of how absurd that is


tl;dr I wanna wear a dress at some point

 

[Cutie Gwen]

do dutch people not know how to hit potatoes really hard or something
its not a hard food to make

They have processed ****, I ****ing love mashed potatoes but the only KFC in like 50 KM doesn't have it

 

[Idon]

Edit: I am stupid.

I don't really have anything to add, I just found this relevant image and wanted to post it.

 

[Pyra]

They have processed ****, I ****ing love mashed potatoes but the only KFC in like 50 KM doesn't have it

That’s a major sin

 

[Deleted member]

Y'all need some positivity in your life, and I got the cure to it!

Real talk, the first time I saw that video, it cured the depression I didn't know I had at the time.

A reminder that someone watched 10 hours of this.

 

[Wademan94]

I have KFC for my fast food garbage needs. They have seasalt caramel shakes now too

This is information I needed to hear.

 

[Hinata]

tl;dr I wanna wear a dress at some point

I know the feeling.

Someday I'll finally start HRT...

 

[Deleted member]

do dutch people not know how to hit potatoes really hard or something
its not a hard food to make

*Gwen adds another reason to nuke the Netherlands*

 

[Gentlepanda]

y'all ever just

close out of smashboards

open a new tab

and open up smashboards

 

[redfeatherraven]

They have processed ****, I ****ing love mashed potatoes but the only KFC in like 50 KM doesn't have it

KFC with no mashed potatoes?

They ****in up fam. Believe me, I'd know.

 

[Idon]

y'all ever just

close out of smashboards

open a new tab

and open up smashboards

No, I never close tabs.

Help, I don't even know how I got here anymore.

 

[KarneraMythos]

My favorite 5 is the 5 minutes Frieza gives before he destroys this entire thread.

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FILM THEORY: Frieza used Namek's number system to estimate the time it would take for the planet to explode. 5 minutes on Namek is approximately 5 hours on Earth.

 

[Noipoi]

Why tf have I spent the last few weeks playing My Singing Monsters?

 

[Deleted member]

If you don't like mashed potatoes, I am blocking you.

 

[ClaTheBae]

They have processed ****, I ****ing love mashed potatoes but the only KFC in like 50 KM doesn't have it

me typing in "50 KM into miles" on google so I can properly judge that distance

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Whenever I put together a feminine outfit I’ll probably be avoiding those...
I don’t know why, but I get super uncomfortable when anything is even hinting at restricting my neck in some way lol. Even necklaces give me trouble at times, the only exception is when I have to wear a necktie and a dress shirt

I think the reason is I feel like I have a fat neck so I end up thinking I have a harder time breathing / feel like whatever is touching my neck is gonna cut off my blood flow even though I’m fully aware of how absurd that is


tl;dr I wanna wear a dress at some point

As a fellow thick neck, I couldn't even ****ing wear the goddamn choker and when I tried to see if I could loosen it to put it on, it ****ing snapped

 

[Hinata]

Completely random thought, but you know what I'd love someday? The ability to upload gifs as our avatars.

It'd be hell for mobile users, so it'd never actually happen, but it'd be so cool.

 

[Pyra]

I know the feeling.

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Someday I'll finally start HRT...

more power to you!

I’m just nb on the virtue that I was getting uncomfortable explicitly being called a male so I just kinda freed myself from that label and allowed myself to feel however I want. I don’t really wanna do any HRT myself but I hope you are eventually able to and it goes well~

 

[Deleted member]

Why tf have I spent the last few weeks playing My Singing Monsters?

I used to play that game.
I had a Wubbox, it was cool.

 

[KarneraMythos]

If you don't like mashed potatoes, I am blocking you.

I like potatoes in general, but wanting them to be mashed is straight-up vegetable cruelty and I will not condone this, sir! I will have you reported to VEGETA for your heinous hate crimes!

 

[Noipoi]

If you don't like mashed potatoes, I am blocking you.

I don't like mashed potatoes.

do it

 

[Deleted member]

y'all ever just

close out of smashboards

open a new tab

and open up smashboards

Happens all the time.

 

[Idon]

me typing in "50 KM into miles" on google so I can properly judge that distance

"So like... how many football fields is that?"

 

[Hinata]

more power to you!

I’m just nb on the virtue that I was getting uncomfortable explicitly being called a male so I just kinda freed myself from that label and allowed myself to feel however I want. I don’t really wanna do any HRT myself but I hope you are eventually able to and it goes well~

Oh yeah, I didn't figure you'd be doing HRT, since I know you're NB, but I just used the opportunity to vent about how I haven't started my own yet.

My parents said they'd help me with it when I turned 18 and graduated high school.

I'm now 20 years old, and every time I ask, they dodge the subject.

 

[Deleted member]

This day extracts a heavy toll.

 

[Pyra]

*Gwen adds another reason to nuke the Netherlands*

There are much much easier ways to make mashed potatoes

 

[Wademan94]

This day extracts a heavy toll.
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What did it cost?

 

[Shroob]

This day extracts a heavy toll.
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So that's what it looks like when you ignore someone?

I never bother with features like that.

 

[Zinith]

I like potatoes in general, but wanting them to be mashed is straight-up vegetable cruelty and I will not condone this, sir! I will have you reported to VEGETA for your heinous hate crimes!

Dude...

This big boi's body mass is 98% mashed potato

 

[Deleted member]

What did it cost?

Nothing of worth or value.
Mashed potato haters are worthless to me.
They are even more worthless than the countless zombies Dio makes.

 

[Pyra]

Oh yeah, I didn't figure you'd be doing HRT, since I know you're NB, but I just used the opportunity to vent about how I haven't started my own yet.

My parents said they'd help me with it when I turned 18 and graduated high school.

I'm now 20 years old, and every time I ask, they dodge the subject.

Yup! I did just kinda take the chance to talk about myself a bit sorry, haha I just wanted to air that out for myself.

And oof that’s rough, I hope it works out soon

 

[Cutie Gwen]

more power to you!

I’m just nb on the virtue that I was getting uncomfortable explicitly being called a male so I just kinda freed myself from that label and allowed myself to feel however I want. I don’t really wanna do any HRT myself but I hope you are eventually able to and it goes well~

Remember, John Oliver said it best:
"Some trans people choose to undergo hormone treatment, some trans people don't. Their decision on this matter, is none of your ****ing business"

TLDR: Toasty is valid