I have KFC for my fast food garbage needs. They have seasalt caramel shakes now too
****ing hate KFC. Every time I go it's the same ****
I need an 8 piece bucket. I can't ****ing leave without an 8 piece bucket. But then what? I need a god damn side.
You know I'm getting the mashed potatoes. I ****ing have to. That gravy is immaculate. But wait? What's that I hear?
Potato wedges?
Well I suppose I must get those. I also need a drink or 2 cause this is a lot of **** so far. Before I complete my order, I realize all my chicken is bone-in.
I gotta get some ****ing tendies, right? So there I go, getting a 3 piece tender. Like a dumb idiot.
And then, right when I'm checking out, when I see that total approaching $50, the lady at the counter asks me, "You want a cookie with that, honey?"
OF COURSE I WANT A COOKIE WITH THAT YOU BUFFOON
So here I am, leaving KFC. I have a plethora of food, and I am also now in debt to my credit union for taking a loan out to pay for all this ****ing ****.
Overall pretty good experience 8/10