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[Noipoi]

I once knew a girl who said she wanted to date a yandere once. She used that exact term and everything.

I didn't really know how to respond.

People like that seem to enjoy the "100% completely obsessed with you" part and willfully ignore the "is absolutely willing to and probably has already committed murder" part.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

By admitting that you like your women like you like your coffee

Doused in cream?

 

[Will]

Should you keep doing things that don’t work to do anything but make him uncomfortable or like what

Didn’t you leave the other day cause someone wouldn’t stop saying stuff that made you uncomfortable

Dude isn’t gonna learn this way. It’s almost absurd that nobody’s realized that they need to take a different angle.

[sassy emoji]

I didn't see any mention of being uncomfortable Kevin.

also yeah i sure as **** did, a mans junk is the border line for me

 

[Hinata]

My last ex had a stabbing kink.

I just tried to ignore it.

I was in a (long-distance) relationship with a girl who was harcore into vore once.

Every time we talked over instant messaging, the conversation would inevitably lead to her "eating me" at some point.

 

[Zinith]

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A-....am I about to die?

I checked my list.

He ain't there

 

[Pyra]

By admitting that you like your women like you like your coffee

Iced?

Wait

Oh god

 

[Wademan94]

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A-....am I about to die?

Let’s just say I think you may have to worry about being put on ice soon...

 

[Shroob]

People like that seem to enjoy the "100% completely obsessed with you" part and willfully ignore the "is absolutely willing to and probably has already committed murder" part.

It's all fun and games with a Yandere until

 

[Pyra]

I didn't see any mention of being uncomfortable Kevin.

also yeah i sure as **** did, a mans junk is the border line for me

It isn’t rocket science to see when a challenged teenager is feeling cornered man.

 

[Will]

I was in a (long-distance) relationship with a girl who was harcore into vore once.

Every time we talked over instant messaging, the conversation would inevitably lead to her "eating me" at some point.

She tried to roleplay with me once.

Hard passed.

 

[Shroob]

I was in a (long-distance) relationship with a girl who was harcore into vore once.

Every time we talked over instant messaging, the conversation would inevitably lead to her "eating me" at some point.

I'm so ****ing sorry.

 

[Hinata]

She tried to roleplay with me once.

Hard passed.

You don't know true fear until someone with a DDLG kink asks you to roleplay with them.

 

[Zinith]

Nevermind. He responded with a follow

 

[Noipoi]

I was in a (long-distance) relationship with a girl who was harcore into vore once.

Every time we talked over instant messaging, the conversation would inevitably lead to her "eating me" at some point.

She tried to roleplay with me once.

Hard passed.

Where are you finding these women holy ****

 

[Wademan94]

...could we go back to the women and coffee talk?

Before it went in this direction?

 

[Pyra]

I was in a (long-distance) relationship with a girl who was harcore into vore once.

Every time we talked over instant messaging, the conversation would inevitably lead to her "eating me" at some point.

Maybe it was less Vore and more regular cannibalism and and she was threatening you

 

[Will]

It isn’t rocket science to see when a challenged teenager is feeling cornered man.

are we talking aspies like yours truly or?

 

[Gentlepanda]

I was in a (long-distance) relationship with a girl who was harcore into vore once.

Every time we talked over instant messaging, the conversation would inevitably lead to her "eating me" at some point.

truly, kasumi's appetite is insatiable

 

[Iridium]

Nevermind. He responded with a follow

All according to plan.

 

[Hinata]

Maybe it was less Vore and more regular cannibalism and and she was threatening you

You know, I wouldn't doubt it.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Should you keep doing things that don’t work to do anything but make him uncomfortable or like what

Didn’t you leave the other day cause someone wouldn’t stop saying stuff that made you uncomfortable

Dude isn’t gonna learn this way. It’s almost absurd that nobody’s realized that they need to take a different angle.

[sassy emoji]

Edit: and more to the point
who even has the authority to act like a moral teacher here anyway
You’re all degenerates

To speak to your first point, what do you suggest? If you have none that's fine, but I'm genuinely curious.

To speak to your edit, my friends and I were speaking with one of the best fencers in the state at a fencing tournament about a month ago, and one of my friends (who's practically my coach) was talking about how he teaches some of the fencers in our club. Going off of that, the top fencer said something along the lines of:

If you're farther along than someone else is, it's okay for you to coach them (since you know more than them and can teach them).

It's the basis of any mentorship really, and it's applicable to this scenario as well.

 

[Will]

Where are you finding these women holy ****

most of my gfs were big honker goths

dark goth gf is kind of weird let me tell you

so basically talk to goth girls cause im apparently a magnet or something aint complaining

 

[Zinith]

Huh....

When a certain word was brought up, all of a sudden I feel eyes have laid upon me waiting for me to respond

 

[Hinata]

Where are you finding these women holy ****

The deepest recesses of the internet, where only the bravest and the most foolish dare tread.

Tumblr.

 

[Noipoi]

Here's my wacky dating story!

Spoiler

I am so lonely

 

[Will]

The deepest recesses of the internet, where only the bravest and the most foolish dare tread.

Tumblr.

>dating an e-girl

first mistake, bub

 

[Opossum]

So posting the wholesome art before sent me into the FE fan art vortex, as staindgrey dubbed it, so have another pic of Second Best Couple.

Drawn by wattleseeds on tumblr btw.

 

[Noipoi]

most of my gfs were big honker goths

dark goth gf is kind of weird let me tell you

so basically talk to goth girls cause im apparently a magnet or something aint complaining

If it worked for you, maybe it'll work for me

 

[Deleted member]

I was in a (long-distance) relationship with a girl who was harcore into vore once.

Every time we talked over instant messaging, the conversation would inevitably lead to her "eating me" at some point.

Yeah that's gonna be a hard pass from me chief.

 

[redfeatherraven]

...could we go back to the women and coffee talk?

Before it went in this direction?

Uh.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Hot and consumable with butter.

 

[Will]

If it worked for you, maybe it'll work for me

idk

they're like the only women i dont sperg out on, maybe its cause we got a lot in common i'm not exactly prince charming

also most of these girls were pan so maybe that was also a thing

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Here's my wacky dating story!

Spoiler

I am so lonely

Don't worry. You'll find someone eventually. Just work on being your best you, pursue opportunities as they come up, and it'll happen.

Don't try to rush these things, or you'll regret it. I know I do.

 

[Gentlepanda]

"hi yes hello i would like to eat your flesh and consume you whole"
"god that's hot"

- literally no couple ever

 

[Pyra]

To speak to your first point, what do you suggest? If you have none that's fine, but I'm genuinely curious.

To speak to your edit, my friends and I were speaking with one of the best fencers in the state at a fencing tournament about a month ago, and one of my friends (who's practically my coach) was talking about how he teaches some of the fencers in our club. Going off of that, the top fencer said something along the lines of:


It's the basis of any mentorship really, and it's applicable to this scenario as well.

First point:
I haven’t been speaking to him as if he’s a source of problems and needs to be fixed, I’ve just been talking to him like a person lol... he isn’t some kind of charity case, and I’m not going to answer his needing validation with joining like 7 other people on giving him nightly lessons on why he’s weird

Second point:
I get that- to a point, when it doesn’t work the first 300 times why would anyone think that their strategy is so good that they would do it the 301st time.
He’s not here to be mentored and forcing it on him will probably just overwhelm him and make it worse.

 

[Hinata]

Yeah that's gonna be a hard pass from me chief.

Well, when I told her I wanted to go our separate ways, she sent me a 4-paragraph message explaining why I'm the single most toxic, disgusting person she's ever met, so...

Yeah, don't think I'll be seein' her for coffee anytime soon.

 

[Wademan94]

Here's my wacky dating story!

Spoiler

I am so lonely

Do you need this?

 

[Noipoi]

Uh.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Hot

Nice

and consumable with butter.

 

[Shroob]

I've never 'dated' anyone(28, I'm hopeless lol)

But I used to be fairly close with a girl who happened to be a friend back during my teens that I'd met over a site I used to Moderate.


Let's just say she went from endearing to creepy when she started one-sided roleplaying with me whenever she logged on with a hearty "*molests you*"


Ya that was ****ing weird.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Here's my wacky dating story!

Spoiler

I am so lonely

Damn, hit wayyyy too close to home man.

 

[Will]

"hi yes hello i would like to eat your flesh and consume you whole"
"god that's hot"

- literally no couple ever

so like how does fisting work