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[Deleted member]

I am coughing so much and it is spring. Is that a bad thing?

 

[Gentlepanda]

I wish I could own Kasumi

in a sequentially ranked hierarchy this post needs to go

 

[Metal Shop X]

No no, trust me, I did that on purpose. The whole scenario isn’t serious.


I refuse to put /s at the end of literally every post I make lol

You shouldn't post a /s at the end of all of your posts.

You should post a

at then end of all of your posts.

 

[staindgrey]

So besides Erdork, any other picks that people generally think are at least 90% probable?

It's cute that you need to ask.

 

[Gentlepanda]

It's cute that you need to ask.

edea's hair is looking mighty short today

 

[Pyra]

You shouldn't post a /s at the end of all of your posts.

You should post a View attachment 217256 at then end of all of your posts.

View attachment 217256

It’s easier to just not do anything and say absurd things 90% of the time and just relying on context to save the day instead of trying to go out of my way to announce I’m joking every time

 

[Idon]

It's cute that you need to ask.

Your math's a bit off there, friend.

I believe the statement was 90%, not 9%.

 

[Noipoi]

in a sequentially ranked hierarchy this post needs to go

View attachment 217255

quieres?

 

[staindgrey]

edea's hair is looking mighty short today

There's a ponytail.

Also that's not Edea what kind of fan are you.

 

[PsySmasher]

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just because i can't see that long flowing ponytail doesn't mean it's not real

I'm only talking about characters that would be part of the Fighters Pass (as in the 5 advertised characters), which she's probably not a part of.

Kasumi is an entirely different scenario.

 

[Metal Shop X]

It’s easier to just not do anything and say absurd things 90% of the time and just relying on context to save the day instead of trying to go out of my way to announce I’m joking every time

I was joking.

Just sayin' here, I got what you meant, I was just joking around, hence the kappa at the end.

 

[Deleted member]

No no, trust me, I did that on purpose. The whole scenario isn’t serious.


I refuse to put /s at the end of literally every post I make lol

you're a poopyhead
(note: the preceding post is a work of sarcasm. if you find your jimmys rustled, take a moment to breathe and reflect on your choices in life. maybe give your mom a call. she misses you, and one day you're going to miss her. trust me, my dad passed away suddenly. life doesn't always give you a warning. call your parents. ask your crush out. overthrow that third-world country.)

 

[Aurane]

Why would I genuinely try and discredit you over whether or not the stick is a club

I thought it was obvious, and I’m sure most people did, but sorry if you took it genuinely

Lol I'm just going to go now.

 

[Gentlepanda]

I'm only talking about characters that would be part of the Fighters Pass (as in the 5 advertised characters), which she's probably not a part of.

Kasumi is an entirely different scenario.

fighter prime 2: echoes

 

[Metal Shop X]

fighter prime 2: echoes

But is already in the game.

 

[Pyra]

Lol I'm just going to go now.

Aiight take care

you're a poopyhead
(note: the preceding post is a work of sarcasm. if you find your jimmys rustled, take a moment to breathe and reflect on your choices in life. maybe give your mom a call. she misses you, and one day you're going to miss her. trust me, my dad passed away suddenly. life doesn't always give you warning. call your parents. ask your crush out. overthrow that third-world country.)

Excuse me princess

 

[redfeatherraven]

IN OTHER NEWS

I tried a HyrdoMassage chair for the first time today.

I never would have imagined that the sensation of a mini car wash trying to wrestle through a tarp would be a euphoric experience.

Hold up this sounds amazing.

Where does one do this thing.

I am coughing so much and it is spring. Is that a bad thing?

Welcome to allergies, my friend.

Pop some Claritin.

 

[Deleted member]

Villager's stick is not a club.
Why?
Here is a club, and Villager's stick.

Sure, sticks can be clubs, but is Villager's stick a club?
Has Villager used a club as a weapon in their games?
I do not think so. Not all clubs are wooden, too.
A stick is part of a tree, and I highly doubt that Villager carved that stick. Sticks are often carved to be clubs.
There is a difference between using a branch as a weapon and using a club as a weapon.
Villager is using a stick here, and it looks like it came out of a tree.
So Villager's stick is not a club.

 

[Idon]

Villager's stick is not a club.
Why?
Here is a club, and Villager's stick.
View attachment 217258View attachment 217259
Sure, sticks can be clubs, but is Villager's stick a club?
Has Villager used a club as a weapon in their games?
I do not think so. Not all clubs are wooden, too.
A stick is part of a tree, and I highly doubt that Villager carved that stick. Sticks are often carved to be clubs.
There is a difference between using a branch as a weapon and using a club as a weapon.
Villager is using a stick here, and it looks like it came out of a tree.
So Villager's stick is not a club.

Is this post a club?

 

[Deleted member]

Welcome to allergies, my friend.

Pop some Claritin.

This happened literally today, and I have not coughed for a little while now.
Is it allergies? I never had them in the past.

 

[Pyra]

I was joking.

Just sayin' here, I got what you meant, I was just joking around, hence the kappa at the end.

No no no, you misunderstand. Poe’s Law kills relationships. There’s just no other explaination- and therefore you were trying to warn me to use a depiction of sarcasm instead of a textual version.

However, that just doesn’t fly. Context is more powerful than you think. It can even rise the dead.

Villager's stick is not a club.
Why?
Here is a club, and Villager's stick.
View attachment 217258View attachment 217259
Sure, sticks can be clubs, but is Villager's stick a club?
Has Villager used a club as a weapon in their games?
I do not think so. Not all clubs are wooden, too.
A stick is part of a tree, and I highly doubt that Villager carved that stick. Sticks are often carved to be clubs.
There is a difference between using a branch as a weapon and using a club as a weapon.
Villager is using a stick here, and it looks like it came out of a tree.
So Villager's stick is not a club.

Villager’s stick is a club

 

[Deleted member]

Villager's stick is not a club.
Why?
Here is a club, and Villager's stick.
View attachment 217258View attachment 217259
Sure, sticks can be clubs, but is Villager's stick a club?
Has Villager used a club as a weapon in their games?
I do not think so. Not all clubs are wooden, too.
A stick is part of a tree, and I highly doubt that Villager carved that stick. Sticks are often carved to be clubs.
There is a difference between using a branch as a weapon and using a club as a weapon.
Villager is using a stick here, and it looks like it came out of a tree.
So Villager's stick is not a club.

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen jill is never getting into smash of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

 

[redfeatherraven]

This happened literally today, and I just stopped coughing.
Is it allergies? I never had them in the past.

Could be seasonal.

Tree spooge, etc.

 

[Deleted member]

View attachment 217254
a bruh moment of universal proportions

Sorry, I feel like I have to explain myself.

Spoiler

Ever since I was a young teenager, I've strangely maintained a rather disturbing fetish... This fetish is women. I don't know why or how, but whenever I see a woman (particularly an attractive woman) naked, I have the unsettling and sick compulsion to initiate sexual congress with her. Is this something that God has cursed me with? Am I deserving of such a repulsive mental disposition? What did I to to warrant this? I feel so ashamed every moment of every day I am alive. I didn't ask to be a freak, but now I have to live out every day knowing that everyone around me is unaware of my perversion; of my defectiveness. There's no way I can broach this subject with my family or friends; it's simply off the table. No way. I feel like I'm evil. I feel afraid to confront this any further. Please, oh please just tell me this is normal. Does anyone else share these feelings? I have no one else to consult. Thank you... There isn't much time left...

 

[Metal Shop X]

No no no, you misunderstand. Poe’s Law kills relationships. There’s just no other explaination- and therefore you were trying to warn me to use a depiction of sarcasm instead of a textual version.

However, that just doesn’t fly. Context is more powerful than you think. It can even rise the dead.


Villager’s stick is a club

Uhhhhh, my fried brain can't understand it all now, but thanks???

 

[Pyra]

Could be seasonal.

Tree spooge, etc.

Is that a new Pokemon attack

 

[Idon]

/s kills jokes and everyone that uses it deserves nothing short of being bashed over the head with comedy 101.

Never use /s to indicate sarcasm instead of amping up the sarcasm even further, not unless you're a mouth-breathing slug with no grasp over the concept of humor.

/s

 

[Wademan94]

I know we moved past this already, but I added a few more characters off my initial take on a more traditional Mario Kart and I’d appreciate some thoughts on it:

Spoiler: Lightweight

-Toad
-Toadette
-Koopa Troopa
-Shy Guy
-Dry Bones
-Lakitu
-Baby Mario
-Baby Luigi
-Lemmy
-Larry
-Wendy
-Kamek
-E.Gadd
-Captain Toad
-Nabbit
-Cappy

Spoiler: Middleweight

-Mario
-Luigi
-Peach
-Daisy
-Yoshi
-Diddy Kong
-Bowser Jr.
-Birdo
-Iggy
-Ludwig
-Pauline
-Hammer Bro.
-Dixie Kong
-Cranky Kong
-Captain Syrup or Ashley

Spoiler: Heavyweight

-Donkey Kong
-Bowser
-Wario
-Waluigi
-Rosalina
-King Boo
-Peter Piranha
-Dry Bowser
-Funky Kong
-Wiggler
-Morton
-Roy
-King Bob-omb
-Boom Boom
-Pom Pom
-Chargin’ Chuck
-King K. Rool

 

[Deleted member]

jill is never getting into smash

staindgrey
you might have copypasta blindness but my all seeing eye sees all

i mean that's what an all seeing eye is supposed to do but i digress

 

[Deleted member]

I know we moved past this already, but I added a few more characters off my initial take on a more traditional Mario Kart and I’d appreciate some thoughts on it:

Spoiler: Lightweight

-Toad
-Toadette
-Koopa Troopa
-Shy Guy
-Dry Bones
-Lakitu
-Baby Mario
-Baby Luigi
-Lemmy
-Larry
-Wendy
-Kamek
-E.Gadd
-Captain Toad
-Nabbit
-Cappy

Spoiler: Middleweight

-Mario
-Luigi
-Peach
-Daisy
-Yoshi
-Diddy Kong
-Bowser Jr.
-Birdo
-Iggy
-Ludwig
-Pauline
-Hammer Bro.
-Dixie Kong
-Cranky Kong
-Captain Syrup or Ashley

Spoiler: Heavyweight

-Donkey Kong
-Bowser
-Wario
-Waluigi
-Rosalina
-King Boo
-Peter Piranha
-Dry Bowser
-Funky Kong
-Wiggler
-Morton
-Roy
-King Bob-omb
-Boom Boom
-Pom Pom
-Chargin’ Chuck
-King K. Rool

>It has Pauline and K.Rool

Just for that I give the roster a 10.

 

[Pyra]

/s kills jokes and everyone that uses it deserves nothing short of being bashed over the head with comedy 101.

Never use /s to indicate sarcasm instead of amping up the sarcasm even further, not unless you're a mouth-breathing slug with no grasp over the concept of humor.

/s

You’re hilarious

 

[Idon]

staindgrey
you might have copypasta blindness but my all seeing eye sees all

i mean that's what an all seeing eye is supposed to do but i digress

But can it see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

 

[Deleted member]

I know we moved past this already, but I added a few more characters off my initial take on a more traditional Mario Kart and I’d appreciate some thoughts on it:

Spoiler: Lightweight

-Toad
-Toadette
-Koopa Troopa
-Shy Guy
-Dry Bones
-Lakitu
-Baby Mario
-Baby Luigi
-Lemmy
-Larry
-Wendy
-Kamek
-E.Gadd
-Captain Toad
-Nabbit
-Cappy

Spoiler: Middleweight

-Mario
-Luigi
-Peach
-Daisy
-Yoshi
-Diddy Kong
-Bowser Jr.
-Birdo
-Iggy
-Ludwig
-Pauline
-Hammer Bro.
-Dixie Kong
-Cranky Kong
-Captain Syrup or Ashley

Spoiler: Heavyweight

-Donkey Kong
-Bowser
-Wario
-Waluigi
-Rosalina
-King Boo
-Peter Piranha
-Dry Bowser
-Funky Kong
-Wiggler
-Morton
-Roy
-King Bob-omb
-Boom Boom
-Pom Pom
-Chargin’ Chuck
-King K. Rool

How can I take this seriously if it doesn't have Honey Queen

 

[Deleted member]

Villager’s stick is a club

Tree spooge

what did he mean by this

 

[Gentlepanda]

You’re hilarious

you see kids, in this post pyra is being sarcastic, but is also purposely omitting the previously-scorned /s as a means of further building upon the joke

how do i know this? i'm glad you asked

 

[Wademan94]

How can I take this seriously if it doesn't have Honey Queen

YOU WILL FIND A WAY.

 

[Just a penguin]

/s kills jokes and everyone that uses it deserves nothing short of being bashed over the head with comedy 101.

Never use /s to indicate sarcasm instead of amping up the sarcasm even further, not unless you're a mouth-breathing slug with no grasp over the concept of humor.

/s

Stacking an /s is a good way to make people pay attention to your post to discern what you are attempting to communicate.

/s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s

 

[Opossum]

Well, I think we've found our generation's version of "The Wizard of Oz synchs up perfectly with Dark Side of the Moon."
https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/blrd6s

 

[Pyra]

View attachment 217262

Plant yourself like a

Tree spooge

 

[Deleted member]

Sorry, I feel like I have to explain myself.

Spoiler

Ever since I was a young teenager, I've strangely maintained a rather disturbing fetish... This fetish is women. I don't know why or how, but whenever I see a woman (particularly an attractive woman) naked, I have the unsettling and sick compulsion to initiate sexual congress with her. Is this something that God has cursed me with? Am I deserving of such a repulsive mental disposition? What did I to to warrant this? I feel so ashamed every moment of every day I am alive. I didn't ask to be a freak, but now I have to live out every day knowing that everyone around me is unaware of my perversion; of my defectiveness. There's no way I can broach this subject with my family or friends; it's simply off the table. No way. I feel like I'm evil. I feel afraid to confront this any further. Please, oh please just tell me this is normal. Does anyone else share these feelings? I have no one else to consult. Thank you... There isn't much time left...

I feel so good that I am bi.