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[Deleted member]

you see kids, in this post pyra is being sarcastic, but is also purposely omitting the previously-scorned /s as a means of further building upon the joke

how do i know this? i'm glad you asked

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Thanks Peter Griffin! Very epic of you!

 

[Idon]

you see kids, in this post pyra is being sarcastic, but is also purposely omitting the previously-scorned /s as a means of further building upon the joke

how do i know this? i'm glad you asked

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SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT

 

[Pyra]

you see kids, in this post pyra is being sarcastic, but is also purposely omitting the previously-scorned /s as a means of further building upon the joke

how do i know this? i'm glad you asked

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No I was being serious, Idon is a golden standard of comedy


Oh **** panda I can’t stop being sarcastic
Help
Call for help

 

[Deleted member]

Plant yourself like a

is a tree spooge a club

 

[Gentlepanda]

No I was being serious, Idon is a golden standard of comedy


Oh **** panda I can’t stop being sarcastic
Help
Call for help

it's ok i'm british, everything we say is some degree of sarcastic

i'm sure you'll be fine

 

[Pyra]

is a tree spooge a club

T tree11 can you give your insight

 

[Metal Shop X]

Well, I think we've found our generation's version of "The Wizard of Oz synchs up perfectly with Dark Side of the Moon."

Holy **** this is ****ing awesome.

 

[Deleted member]

I am an American, and...
Uhh, the things I say are interesting.

 

[Coricus]

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Hold up this sounds amazing.

Where does one do this thing.


Welcome to allergies, my friend.

Pop some Claritin.

It's part of the Black Card membership at Planet Fitness, at least the one I go to.

Judging by the website for the chair company, apparently they sell these chairs to fitness places, spas, hotels, and chiropractors, so theoretically any sufficiently upscale outlet of one of those. But Planet Fitness would probably be the most reliable place to check.

 

[Deleted member]

You’re hilarious

You forgot the /s

 

[Deleted member]

IN OTHER NEWS

I tried a HydroMassage chair for the first time today.

I never would have imagined that the sensation of a mini car wash trying to wrestle through a tarp would be a euphoric experience.

I never tried one yet, I need to try it! Nice to know it was a good experience!

 

[Metal Shop X]

I am American, and...
Uhh, the things I say are interesting.

And I am Switzerland.

Nice to see you, American.

 

[Gentlepanda]

I am American

now i'm not one to perpetuate conspiracy theories, but

 

[Deleted member]

my voice still doesn't work and i have an interview in an hour

kill me

 

[Idon]

I am American, and...
Uhh, the things I say are interesting.

Yeah, uh...

You did say... things.

 

[staindgrey]

staindgrey
you might have copypasta blindness but my all seeing eye sees all

i mean that's what an all seeing eye is supposed to do but i digress

It didn't see much from April 25th-May 1st, now did it?

 

[Deleted member]

And I am Switzerland.

Nice to see you, American.

I always wanted to be at Switzerland, how is life in there?

 

[Pyra]

my voice still doesn't work and i have an interview in an hour

kill me

Well your voice doesn’t have the interview so it’s fine that it doesn’t work. You need to work though so knock it out of the park

 

[Deleted member]

It didn't see much from April 25th-May 1st, now did it?

stop it


i said stop it

 

[Deleted member]

I know we moved past this already, but I added a few more characters off my initial take on a more traditional Mario Kart and I’d appreciate some thoughts on it:

Spoiler: Lightweight

-Toad
-Toadette
-Koopa Troopa
-Shy Guy
-Dry Bones
-Lakitu
-Baby Mario
-Baby Luigi
-Lemmy
-Larry
-Wendy
-Kamek
-E.Gadd
-Captain Toad
-Nabbit
-Cappy

Spoiler: Middleweight

-Mario
-Luigi
-Peach
-Daisy
-Yoshi
-Diddy Kong
-Bowser Jr.
-Birdo
-Iggy
-Ludwig
-Pauline
-Hammer Bro.
-Dixie Kong
-Cranky Kong
-Captain Syrup or Ashley

Spoiler: Heavyweight

-Donkey Kong
-Bowser
-Wario
-Waluigi
-Rosalina
-King Boo
-Peter Piranha
-Dry Bowser
-Funky Kong
-Wiggler
-Morton
-Roy
-King Bob-omb
-Boom Boom
-Pom Pom
-Chargin’ Chuck
-King K. Rool

It doesn't have Leo Luster, so it can't have a Story Mode with this plot I came up with a while back:

Spoiler: Plot

Long ago there was a go-kart war to get a legendary kart for racing, in the end the winning side decided to destroy it, turning it into seven pieces that only a clash between light and dark could summon

Modern day Mushroom Kingdom, Peach is unveiling a new theme park based around go-karting, when suddenly a mysterious cloaked figure appears, takes over the theme park and it tells Mario and friends that if they want their theme park back they must first beat his trials.

Each World is a zone of the theme park, taken over by villain of the Mario series and turned into a death trap more reminiscent of their character. At the end one of the characters must fight the character that took over the zone, Mario Vs. Wario, Luigi Vs. Waluigi, Peach Vs. Bowser, DK Vs. K. Rool, etc.

At the end of the game the mysterious hooded figure reveals that the whole reason he made the heroes fight the bosses was to cause a clash between light and dark, which would summon a piece of the legendary go-kart. He teleports each of the hero's piece of the kart into his hand, and pieces them together to summon the legendary go-kart. He then challenges the heroes to a race, but before the race starts he takes of his cloak and reveals himself to be Bluster Kong, he then transforms into Leo Luster and then one of the playable characters must race him.

In the end the heroes win, the theme park is returned to normal, and the power of friendship turns out to be more powerful then a mysterious go-kart.

and that's the plot of the next Mario Kart game

 

[Deleted member]

my voice still doesn't work and i have an interview in an hour

kill me

I hope the interview goes very well either way!

 

[Metal Shop X]

Huh

Spoiler

You know, I wonder if I'm going to make a Undertale fangame or somethin' one day.

I always wanted to be at Switzerland, how is life in there?

The weather is all over the place at time, and there is lots of mountains.

But otherwise it's cool, chill even.

 

[Pyra]

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stop it


i said stop it

When are we getting a drama miniseries starring Hugh Laurie and Robert Downy Jr

 

[Deleted member]

Well, I think we've found our generation's version of "The Wizard of Oz synchs up perfectly with Dark Side of the Moon."
https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/blrd6s

They actually planned the entire fight scene around I Need a Hero, they were just waiting for somebody to notice.

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: endgame

congratulations, you're a prophet

 

[Deleted member]

Yeah, uh...

You did say... things.
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things

I said things.

 

[redfeatherraven]

It's part of the Black Card membership at Planet Fitness, at least the one I go to.

Judging by the website for the chair company, apparently they sell these chairs to fitness places, spas, hotels, and chiropractors, so theoretically any sufficiently upscale outlet of one of those. But Planet Fitness would probably be the most reliable place to check.

I gotta go to the gym?

Ah crap.

 

[Just a penguin]

things

I said things.

surpisingly enough

 

[Metal Shop X]

While looking inside my folder, I remembered I made this.

And that I got alot of upvote on reddit thanks to it.

 

[Deleted member]

owo intensifies

There was a problem fetching the tweet

 

[Gentlepanda]

i can't tell you
how kasumi's
just a hair of bones
there's nothing inside

 

[Deleted member]

i can't tell you
how kasumi's
just a hair of bones
there's nothing inside

now isn't the time for abstract poetry panda

 

[Deleted member]

Not using contractions is not grammatically incorrect.

 

[Alicorn]

Mii Gunner mains have no friends only targets

 

[King Sonnn DeDeDoo]

Don’t you hate it when you find a gif that works perfectly for a previous topic in this thread, but the topic has already moved on and you don’t want revive the topic for your own sake.

Oh well, the gif was slightly risqué, It might have gotten deleted and cost me a warning anyway.

 

[Coricus]

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I gotta go to the gym?

Ah crap.

Just do what I do and cheat by doing nothing but heavily spaced out refresh classes.

Which may or may not just be core. But the point is I hate myself a lot less after than when I used to just pick a machine and see what happened. Helps that my instructor doesn't force me to go past my limits though LOL

 

[Deleted member]

now i'm not one to perpetuate conspiracy theories, but

Mr. Edea
I understand I use the Russian language, but that is because it just looks cool.
Like using different languages in your post.

 

[Deleted member]

Mii Gunner mains have no friends only targets

I don't really see anyone talk about Mii Gunner that much. Most people seem to prefer Sword Fighter and Brawler.

 

[Gentlepanda]

I don't really see anyone talk about Mii Gunner that much. Most people seem to prefer Sword Fighter and Brawler.

fastest hold it right there in the west

 

[Deleted member]

owo intensifies

There was a problem fetching the tweet

What an interesting discovery, this will be used in a lot of creations.

Mii Gunner mains have no friends only targets

Mii Gunner mains do not scare me, just learn the matchup.