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[Michael the Spikester]

Someone’s been playing MK11.

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Fair point I never actually thought about that until now. In that case maybe Doctor Doom should be next since that'd just be MK11 2.0.

 

[Will]

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Hey buddy, you might wanna spoiler the post you quoted.

Oh yeah, humiliate me in the spoiler itself for extra irony points. Twice as spicy.

 

[Deleted member]

Clearly I’m alone in thinking that.
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a racist had the most subscribers on youtube for a good while so i wouldn't put too much stock into that
also lol

 

[Hadokeyblade]

I'm a little interested in getting a PlayStation vita just to play the Persona games on it. Knowing full well that one series isn't worth spending 120 dollars for a new console can anyone give me a list of games that would make it worth it?

If not then I'm just gonna hold off and see if Persona 4 gets a Switch version. If it doesn't I'll probably just take the plunge and get a vita.

 

[Will]

Ah yes, classic "blame the women"

ignored or not this is clearly not at all what michael was implying

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Clearly I’m alone in thinking that.
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As previously mentioned, people REALLY have something against Brie Larson for saying "I want to hear what the target audience has to say" by claiming she's anti-white people and ****. On this very thread we literally had a debate whether or not she had muscle

Ironically enough Captain Marvel is incredibly basic as a feminist movie yet here we are with men screaming constantly

 

[redfeatherraven]

****.

We lost Chewbacca.

RIP big guy.

 

[Shroob]

Hey guys, how---


On second thought maybe I should just sit back until this boils over

 

[King Sonnn DeDeDoo]

Speaking of Video game movie adaptations, how about an out of context excerpt from the 2nd script draft of the official Mario Bros. Movie.

 

[Mythra]

Looks like all the Detective Pick A Shoe reviews are "If you know Pokéman you'll enjoy it, but the plot is lackluster"

Which is pretty much what I expected; a catch the reference fest playing homage to the franchise and not a noir thriller. Which also is okay anyway.

 

[Deleted member]

As previously mentioned, people REALLY have something against Brie Larson for saying "I want to hear what the target audience has to say" by claiming she's anti-white people and ****. On this very thread we literally had a debate whether or not she had muscle

Ironically enough Captain Marvel is incredibly basic as a feminist movie yet here we are with men screaming constantly

carol, exactly once in the whole damn film: "let's show these boys how we do it"
****ing nerds:

 

[TheMightyP]

Speaking of Video game movie adaptations, how about an out of context excerpt from the 2nd script draft of the official Mario Bros. Movie.


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Wdym, that was the best part of Mario World, where Mario and Luigi explore a land filled with dead carcasses.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

I'm still predicting Detective Pikachu is hitting a billion or at least close. Pokemon is a big franchise especially for children.

I can easily see it making the top 5.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

****.

We lost Chewbacca.

RIP big guy.

Clicked on the link to find a sad article about Mayhew's death. Rest in piece, but...

""He put his heart and soul into the role of Chewbacca and it showed in every frame," his family said."

That was all the family had to say? That he did a good job being a non-human character for a movie? Not anything more touching and close to home, but that he REALLY WAS the wookie? Okay then...

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Speaking of Video game movie adaptations, how about an out of context excerpt from the 2nd script draft of the official Mario Bros. Movie.


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That movie had so much executive meddling. This was when they hired the writers who had some edge in their writing right? It's so fascinating seeing what the movie could have been

 

[Will]

carol, exactly once in the whole damn film: "let's show these boys how we do it"

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so how exactly are these same people taking the girl team up scene from endgame

they probably peed their pants when they saw that spider-man, their beloved 16 year old child superhero, needed help from repulsive members of the female sex to aid him in not getting the universe nuked again

 

[Deleted member]

I'm a little interested in getting a PlayStation vita just to play the Persona games on it. Knowing full well that one series isn't worth spending 120 dollars for a new console can anyone give me a list of games that would make it worth it?

If not then I'm just gonna hold off and see if Persona 4 gets a Switch version. If it doesn't I'll probably just take the plunge and get a vita.

Apart from P4G, a few Atlus games are good on it. Particularly Vanillaware ones like Muramasa and Dragon's Crown.

 

[Shroob]

Wdym, that was the best part of Mario World, where Mario and Luigi explore a land filled with dead carcasses.

Is a broken down car a car-cass?

*mind blown*

 

[Zinith]

Speaking of Video game movie adaptations, how about an out of context excerpt from the 2nd script draft of the official Mario Bros. Movie.


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Yoshi Rambo confirmed...

 

[Aurane]

Okay so I thought somebody said that @Taylor F and Aurane were the same person, but who's the latter and why did they change their name?

...we aren't the same person.

Holy ****. Lol

 

[Will]

I'm 101% sure hating on Captain Marvel is a ****ing meme

 

[Deleted member]

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so how exactly are these same people taking the girl team up scene from endgame

they probably peed their pants when they saw that spider-man, their beloved 16 year old child superhero, needed help from repulsive members of the female sex to aid him in not getting the universe nuked again

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"god that whole scene is so forced and dumb something like that wouldn't just happen it feels unnatural"

failing to consider:

 

[Hinata]

...we aren't the same person.

Holy ****. Lol

They know you're not the same person as Taylor, that's why they're asking who you are.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

carol, exactly once in the whole damn film: "let's show these boys how we do it"
****ing nerds:
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You think it's bad now, wait till they do Kamala.

For those who don't know, Kamala Khan is a HUGE Carol Danvers fangirl who's half-American and half-Pakistani. She's also a Muslim. She's basically the new Rogue in terms of popular characters, as in, IMMENSELY popular

 

[Will]

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"god that whole scene is so forced and dumb something like that wouldn't just happen it feels unnatural"

failing to consider:
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also the fact that spider-man is so ****ing weak compared to the majority of these other female characters

like yeah ok neckbeard, you're telling me that the confirmed strongest MCU hero, a girl in a suit similar to the one that made thanos bleed, and an asgardian warrior are nothing compared to a little boy with web tech in his sleeve?

 

[Deleted member]

You think it's bad now, wait till they do Kamala.

For those who don't know, Kamala Khan is a HUGE Carol Danvers fangirl who's half-American and half-Pakistani. She's also a Muslim. She's basically the new Rogue in terms of popular characters, as in, IMMENSELY popular

when are we gonna stop having all these sjw characters with forced diversity
"how is it forced"
they exist in my goddamn comic book movies

...we aren't the same person.

Holy ****. Lol

uhhhhh lolipopped?

 

[Deleted member]

Remember when some guy demanded Carol to limit her own strength for a "fair fight" so she could "prove herself" and then she just blasted him across the desert and told to his face she didn't have anything to prove to him? ****ing iconic.

 

[Mythra]

Clicked on the link to find a sad article about Mayhew's death. Rest in piece, but...

""He put his heart and soul into the role of Chewbacca and it showed in every frame," his family said."

That was all the family had to say? That he did a good job being a non-human character for a movie? Not anything more touching and close to home, but that he REALLY WAS the wookie? Okay then...

If they wanna say or not other stuff is up to them, is their privacy during these hard times. One can be brief of very extended on these statements; everybody handles grieving in different ways.

 

[ZephyrZ]

A Joker CPU just landed a drag down Uair into a kill confirm on me.


Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go prepare my apocalypse shelter for the inevitable AI revolution. It seems to be coming sooner then I expected.

 

[Alternis]

Is there an open arena right now?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

when are we gonna stop having all these sjw characters with forced diversity
"how is it forced"
they exist in my goddamn comic book movies

uhhhhh lolipopped?

It's especially funny when they got Whesley Snipes as Blade, who if I believe not only made comic book movies cool again, but also was so iconic that Marvel decided Blade shouldn't be a white guy in the comics anymore

 

[Deleted member]

Remember when some guy demanded Carol to limit her own strength for a "fair fight" so she could "prove herself" and then she just blasted him across the desert and told to his face she didn't have anything to prove to him? ****ing iconic.

there was this guy at work who was like "i really wished she fought him hand-to-hand, it would've shown her character development"
like bruh i don't think we watched the same movie lmao

 

[Deleted member]

Oh goddammit I was joking. News flash, CinemaSins isn't actual criticism, it's nitpicking at everything. They've even been caught lying about many movies, manipulating the footage shown to make them look right, **** up on checking their scripts in case something they nitpicked about early on gets addressed later and refusing to acknowledge symbolism such as them going "Why are there no train tacks in Snowpiercer? This is a flaw!" when the train itself is a metaphor for capitalism *watch the movie it makes sense*

I liked Cinemasins until they started making videos over movies I liked. Then I started seeing the flaw in their comedy. "Comedy" as in, make the same joke over again in most videos, using confusion as a reason to sin movies instead of thinking or , taking the piss out of visually marvelous scenes because a detail was off, and inherently going into every moveset with a mindset of, "How can I trash this movie?"

carol, exactly once in the whole damn film: "let's show these boys how we do it"
****ing nerds:
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I haven't watched Captain Marvel so my impression of her in Endgame was very iffy.

Spoiler: Endgame Spoilers

She shows up, leaves, does nothing for the entire movie and doesn't help with the Infinity Stone quest for some reason when that's a greater goal (compared to Antman), and then comes back for a couple minutes before leaving again. I just got assertive newbie out of her, but unlike Dr. Strange who had an inherent importance to Infinity War (Time Stone), she was just there just to be there, I felt. I also haven't watched Dr. Strange but felt I got to know the Doctor really well in Infinity War due to his chemistry with Tony and active role in the narrative. Even ignoring the cynical "feminist propaganda" complaints or whatever the **** people say about that, she was boring and didn't really establish any impact with the characters or story.

I wanted to come out of Endgame liking her but

 

[KMDP]

I'm a little interested in getting a PlayStation vita just to play the Persona games on it. Knowing full well that one series isn't worth spending 120 dollars for a new console can anyone give me a list of games that would make it worth it?

If not then I'm just gonna hold off and see if Persona 4 gets a Switch version. If it doesn't I'll probably just take the plunge and get a vita.

*looks it up*

Apparently the Vita had enough games released on it to justify splitting the list on Wikipedia into five pages.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PlayStation_Vita_games_(A–L)
Not the biggest help but whatever.

 

[Will]

You think it's bad now, wait till they do Kamala.

For those who don't know, Kamala Khan is a HUGE Carol Danvers fangirl who's half-American and half-Pakistani. She's also a Muslim. She's basically the new Rogue in terms of popular characters, as in, IMMENSELY popular

i dont think kamala is gonna turn any heads honestly

 

[King Sonnn DeDeDoo]

That movie had so much executive meddling. This was when they hired the writers who had some edge in their writing right? It's so fascinating seeing what the movie could have been

Oh man I read up on the movie and the production was a beautiful trainwreck.

The original script was more whimsical, kind of like wizard of Oz, but Mario, Luigi, and Toad have to go on a quest to save Princess "Hildy". lots of wacky magical hijinks.

The second script got the Max Headroom writers, where the whole dystopian dino dimension came in. It tried to have social commentary, with the hedonistic Dinosaur people satirizing consumerism and moral decay. Additionally we have a police state and a fake democracy run by Koopa who wants to merge the worlds for its resources, since his world was depleted from overconsumption.

heres an another out of context excerpt

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Oh, and for the record, if anyone wants to defend CinemaSins by saying "It's satire!" then please tell me what they're satirizing

 

[KMDP]

Oh man I read up on the movie and the production was a beautiful trainwreck.

The original script was more whimsical, kind of like wizard of Oz, but Mario, Luigi, and Toad have to go on a quest to save Princess "Hildy". lots of wacky magical hijinks.

The second script got the Max Headroom writers, where the whole dystopian dino dimension came in. It tried to have social commentary, with the hedonistic Dinosaur people satirizing consumerism and moral decay. Additionally we have a police state and a fake democracy run by Koopa who wants to merge the worlds for its resources, since his world was depleted from overconsumption.

heres an another out of context excerpt

Mario, secretly a Bowser apologist.

 

[Deleted member]

I liked Cinemasins until they started making videos over movies I liked. Then I started seeing the flaw in their comedy. "Comedy" as in, make the same joke over again in most videos, using confusion as a reason to sin movies instead of thinking or , taking the piss out of visually marvelous scenes because a detail was off, and inherently going into every moveset with a mindset of, "How can I trash this movie?"

I haven't watched Captain Marvel so my impression of her in Endgame was very iffy.

Spoiler: Endgame Spoilers

She shows up, leaves, does nothing for the entire movie and doesn't help with the Infinity Stone quest for some reason when that's a greater goal (compared to Antman), and then comes back for a couple minutes before leaving again. I just got assertive newbie out of her, but unlike Dr. Strange who had an inherent importance to Infinity War (Time Stone), she was just there just to be there, I felt. I also haven't watched Dr. Strange but felt I got to know the Doctor really well in Infinity War due to his chemistry with Tony and active role in the narrative. Even ignoring the cynical "feminist propaganda" complaints or whatever the **** people say about that, she was boring and didn't really establish any impact with the characters or story.

I wanted to come into Endgame defending her but

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i can see why you feel that way, honestly at times she felt more like a plot device than anything for all the hype around her being in endgame. it's one of the few flaws i have with the movie

but i don't think she was being ultra assertive or cocky, considering that she explicitly respects the avengers and what they do. she makes a point out of it when she talks about how a lot of other planets don't have heroes like earth has the avengers. she's cocky in a no-nonsense way, like "yeah i'm strong that's just a fact. i'm not stepping on y'all's toes though"

 

[Will]

then please tell me what they're satirizing

satire itself

cinemasins more like cinemetasins