I told all of you. You didn’t believe me. They said it couldn’t be done.
“Pfft, ****poster? You’re just Crooked Chronobound.”
They thought the loss of
@faygoshill , TotsBS, and
Pyra
would dampen my resolve. But nay, it simply made me sink deeper into ****posts.
Oh, you think ****posts are your ally? But you merely adopted the ****post; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING.
The only thing keeping me perfectly balanced, posting intellectual Smash posts, is the teeter totter between being single-kidneyed with my left kidney, and the bend to the right of the my spine.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.