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[Hat N' Clogs]

Hi peeps, I'm back. How is everyone?

 

[Noipoi]

faygoshill after watching endgame c. 2019
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I knew you were a middle aged white woman

 

[Opossum]

if you eat one 1/8 slice of The Cake within an hour, your most wanted gets into smash

do you do it?

Whatever it takes.

 

[Gentlepanda]

faygoshill after watching endgame c. 2019
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panda wallows in feelings after watching endgame and attempts to leave the cinema an emotional wreck, c. 2019

 

[KarneraMythos]

oh baby i got one more

ahem

roses are red,
so we'll set the servers ablaze
with this fine cake
of ham, mustard, and mayonnaise

Spoiler: holy ****ing ****, even i can't look at this thing for long

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Here's some food for thought...

Spoiler: A Knuckle Sandwich

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

faygoshill after watching endgame c. 2019
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Never saw Velma as a Marvel fan, yet here we are

 

[Idon]

Alright, I think it's time to calm down with kasumiposting lol, I might have gone a bit too far.

Just a bit tho.

It hasn't gone too far until the mods infract you for spamming.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Hands up if you would watch a new Mortal Kombat animated series on Adult Swim.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

tf is The Cake?

A lie.

 

[Deleted member]

I don't dislike any of the ingredients, so I guess I could convince myself to eat it.

The thing is, it looks lethal... would I survive?

"bruh steve ain't worth it, it'll kill you"
"only if i die"

 

[Gentlepanda]

"bruh steve ain't worth it, it'll kill you"
"only if i die"

"yes"

"that's what... killing you means"

"...?"

 

[Deleted member]

@ShotoStar Guh-Huzzah! The server is up!

 

[Metal Shop X]

It hasn't gone too far until the mods infract you for spamming.

Huh.

More reason to stop now and act like a regular user then.

 

[Deleted member]

if you eat one 1/8 slice of The Cake within an hour, your most wanted gets into smash

do you do it?

What happens if you eat the entire cake then?

 

[Noipoi]

Hands up if you would watch a new Mortal Kombat animated series on Adult Swim.

"Oh my God, Lois! It's Scorpion Mortal Kombat!"

 

[Deleted member]

I knew you were a middle aged white woman

the truth come out

does faygo is white woman of fourty years

 

[Pyra]

It hasn't gone too far until the mods infract you for spamming.

Which is either relatively easy or surprisingly difficult depending on what you think spam is

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Edit: Mobile Glitch.

 

[Gentlepanda]

What happens if you eat the entire cake then?

you gain the collective power of the infinity stones to shape reality however you see fit in one single snap

not much good when you're dead tho

 

[SnakeFighter64]

"Oh my God, Lois! It's Scorpion Mortal Kombat!"

I should have known this would be the reaction I got.

 

[Noipoi]

you gain the collective power of the infinity stones to shape reality however you see fit in one single snap

not much good when you're dead tho

I can make it so the cake won't kill me

 

[Cutie Gwen]

oh baby i got one more

ahem

roses are red,
so we'll set the servers ablaze
with this fine cake
of ham, mustard, and mayonnaise

Spoiler: holy ****ing ****, even i can't look at this thing for long

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I looked at this for about 2 seconds and want to ****ing vomit. **** like this is proof we have failed as a species

 

[Gentlepanda]

I can make it so the cake won't kill me

you won't be alive to reshape it

that's what killing you means

 

[Pyra]

you gain the collective power of the infinity stones to shape reality however you see fit in one single snap

not much good when you're dead tho

Use the snap to make me impervious to damage, including indigestion

 

[Just a penguin]

you gain the collective power of the infinity stones to shape reality however you see fit in one single snap

not much good when you're dead tho

I can make it so the cake won't kill me

This is the weirdest "wishing for more wishes" scenario I've ever seen.

 

[Deleted member]

you gain the collective power of the infinity stones to shape reality however you see fit in one single snap

not much good when you're dead tho

i use the power to resurrect my consciousness
Don't think about that too hard.

 

[BZocky]

if you eat one 1/8 slice of The Cake within an hour, your most wanted gets into smash

do you do it?

let me check what the cake looks li--

 

[Noipoi]

you won't be alive to reshape it

that's what killing you means

So it'll kill me instantly?

 

[Gentlepanda]

So it'll kill me instantly?

only a god of thunder could survive for a minute or two after ingesting something like that

 

[Deleted member]

oh baby i got one more

ahem

roses are red,
so we'll set the servers ablaze
with this fine cake
of ham, mustard, and mayonnaise

Spoiler: holy ****ing ****, even i can't look at this thing for long

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Why does this cake exist, by the way? it doesn't need too.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Hands up if you would watch a new Mortal Kombat animated series on Adult Swim.

*hand up*
I've only played the first MK game, but it was quite enjoyable. Would be an interesting watch.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

So it'll kill me instantly?

That's what I'd prefer to happen

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

I looked at this for about 2 seconds and want to ****ing vomit. **** like this is proof we have failed as a species

This...this is what makes you realize that?

Not the lack of respect in politics?
Not the discrimination against people of color, LGBTQ background, women, and gamers?
Not the fact that the McRib is only available for a limited time?
Not the fact that we spend countless hours screaming at each other over a children’s video game?
Not the fact that Thanus was spoiled for everyone?
Not the fact that white people think salt is spicy?
The ungodly amount of lewd art that Mythra and Noipoi have likely created?

Jeez Gwen, get your **** together. Far worse has happened. It’s like you have no concept of real world issues. G E T R E A L.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Which is either relatively easy or surprisingly difficult depending on what you think spam is

let's find out

from smol to swole in just ten weeks

 

[Just a penguin]

let's find out

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from smol to swole in just ten weeks

Doctors HATE her!

 

[Cutie Gwen]

This...this is what makes you realize that?
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Not the lack of respect in politics?
Not the discrimination against people of color, LGBTQ background, women, and gamers?
Not the fact that the McRib is only available for a limited time?
Not the fact that we spend countless hours screaming at each other over a children’s video game?
Not the fact that Thanus was spoiled for everyone?
Not the fact that white people think salt is spicy?
The ungodly amount of lewd art that Mythra has likely created?

Jeez Gwen, get your **** together. Far worse has happened. It’s like you have no concept of really world issues. G E T R E A L.

I went from "Oh lord is he serious" to "Oh goddammit" in a few seconds so you know what congrats, you ****ing got me. You're not Chronobound-Lite, Chronobound is Diet Scolly Jones

 

[Deleted member]

So it'll kill me instantly?

Doesnt seem like a downside

 

[Gentlepanda]

Doctors HATE her!

"so yeah, this girl just kicked down my office door, grabbed as many pills and syringes as she could find, and ran out screaming about that joker guy from batman or something"

 

[Metal Shop X]

Doctors HATE her!

Find out more here!

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Doctors HATE her!

****ing stole my post