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[Will]

I mean, look at how majestic and beautiful this human is.

dude we've had this talk about three times this week

 

[Idon]

Hi sorry I'm late to the party.

Since Jane is back a hot topic right now, I'll share my write up on the codename connections with holmes.
I'm sure some of you will find it interesting :D

Here:


Enjoy

This is the most outlandish far-reaching theory I have ever heard, and with my luck, it'll probably be true.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Not to mention her defining ability, the clones, are relegated to a victory screen.
Dammit.

Wait, I thought Dark Samus was aesexual

 

[Gentlepanda]

I think "Jane" is actually the character that comes after "Brave". I think this may have been an accidental leak. I mean "Jane" was listed under Joker's 6th Alternate. What if the 6th Alternate of another character was a female who had a ponytail that was mistakenly added into Joker's coding. I dunno who that could be.

Jill? Lara Croft? Maybe it's a part of Erdrick..?

did you see vaan's newest post or am I being wooshed

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Jane is the bane of my pain

 

[Will]

Wait, I thought Dark Samus was aesexual

yeah but everyone praises dark samus as a goddess, AKA a female, and the literal computing system defines it as a she.

 

[Deleted member]

it's a part of Erdrick..?

You are correct, it is Erdrick's brain.

 

[Idon]

Wait, I thought Dark Samus was aesexual

She is, but Smash calls her Dark Samus, so I'm sticking to it.

 

[Roberk]

Wow, it looks like Persona 5 The Royal really did come to Switch.
(Naughty no-no words)

 

[SnakeFighter64]

yeah but everyone praises dark samus as a goddess, AKA a female, and the literal computing system defines it as a she.

So she has no biological sex but wishes to be reffered to with female pronouns....

Nintendo, why are you so..... hiddenly progressive?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

atlus when asked about the Jane files, c. 2019

You know what wpuld of really helped yall?

Giving us info on P5R right away insted of making it an a n n o u n c e m e n t

 

[BZL8]

I think "Jane" is actually the character that comes after "Brave". I think this may have been an accidental leak. I mean "Jane" was listed under Joker's 6th Alternate. What if the 6th Alternate of another character was a female who had a ponytail that was mistakenly added into Joker's coding. I dunno who that could be.

Jill? Lara Croft? Maybe it's a part of Erdrick..?

Not likely, if what vaanrose said is true.

https://smashboards.com/threads/ult...vision-edition.467706/page-4584#post-23248574
https://smashboards.com/threads/ult...vision-edition.467706/page-4615#post-23250454

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Persona 5 is $20 Dollars on PS4...

Should I get it or wait for Royal or the potential Switch version?

 

[Will]

So she has no biological sex but wishes to be reffered to with female pronouns....

Nintendo, why are you so..... hiddenly progressive?

lol dark samus never had a gender reveal party at the end of prime 1

everyone just decided to call it a girl because it cloned the DNA of a girl

 

[Hinata]

So she has no biological sex but wishes to be reffered to with female pronouns....

Nintendo, why are you so..... hiddenly progressive?

Dark Samus doesn't "wish to be referred to" as anything. She never talks, and she never displays any desire other than to kill Samus. The only reason she's referred to as "she" is because when the Metroid Prime reincarnated, it took the form of Samus, who's a girl.

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

Uh, dudes, remember the last time everyone was on the Jane train? That crashed and burned horribly.

Not so much a request as much as I would suggest that everybody (even the horny Jane fanboys/girls) maintains keeping their expectations in check!

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Jane is the bane of my pain

So Jane takes your pain away?

A "bane of...pain" would be something detrimental for your pain, and is a double negative. Because of this a "bane of...pain" would be a positive thing.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Wow, it looks like Persona 5 The Royal really did come to Switch.
(Naughty no-no words)

hell yeah, Shrine Fox

 

[Idon]

Persona 5 is $20 Dollars on PS4...

Should I get it or wait for Royal or the potential Switch version?

Wait for the enhanced version.
There's no point in playing the old version of any Persona game unless you're a fan of Chie's old voice actor.

Speaking of which, play the other Persona games.

 

[Hinata]

Uh, dudes, remember the last time everyone was on the Jane train? That crashed and burned horribly.

Not so much a request as much as I would suggest that everybody (even the horny Jane fanboys/girls) maintains keeping their expectations in check!

Yeah, but this time there's real, physical evidence powering the train.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Persona 5 is $20 Dollars on PS4...

Should I get it or wait for Royal or the potential Switch version?

wait and see what royal is - if it's a rerelease and it looks substantial enough, it might be worth just waiting

 

[Idon]

So she has no biological sex but wishes to be reffered to with female pronouns....

Nintendo, why are you so..... hiddenly progressive?

Dark Samus doesn't "prefer" to be anything.

She's a ****ing world-eating parasite.

 

[Will]

Wait for the enhanced version.
There's no point in playing the old version of any Persona game unless you're a fan of Chie's old voice actor.

Speaking of which, play the other Persona games.

nah dude
skip the parts
it starts getting good if you skip to stardust crusaders persona 5 bro trust me

 

[Michael the Spikester]

First there was "Brave".

And now there's "Jane".

Still predicting Jill Valentine.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Not likely, if what vaanrose said is true.

https://smashboards.com/threads/ult...vision-edition.467706/page-4584#post-23248574
https://smashboards.com/threads/ult...vision-edition.467706/page-4615#post-23250454

When is what vaanrose says not true? Never. Jane incoming.

 

[Will]

First there was "Brave".

And now there's "Jane".

Still predicting Jill Valentine.

Oh god, he's been infected! He no longer irrationally explains how everything's Erdrick!
It's the end times...

 

[Gentlepanda]

First there was "Brave".

And now there's "Jane".

Still predicting Jill Valentine.

boy do we have news for you

 

[Idon]

nah dude
skip the parts
it starts getting good if you skip to stardust crusaders persona 5 bro trust me

This.
This is what I hate.

"If you only ever play one JRPG in your life, play Persona 5!"
-man who has only played one JRPG in his life, Persona 5.

 

[Hinata]

nah dude
skip the parts
it starts getting good if you skip to stardust crusaders persona 5 bro trust me

Full disclosure, I've still yet to watch Phantom Blood in its entirety.

I'm a fake fan.

 

[Will]

Full disclosure, I've still yet to watch Phantom Blood in its entirety.

I'm a fake fan.

not reading it makes you even more fake tbh

 

[Deleted member]

Full disclosure, I've still yet to watch Phantom Blood in its entirety.

I'm a fake fan.

Well we are both fake fans.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

First there was "Brave".

And now there's "Jane".

Still predicting Jill Valentine.

A little too late with that assumption, I'm afraid

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I hope for yall dudes sanity that some shot it shown on the 25 because yall are gonna be some depressed people if this chick is nowhere to be seen

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Dark Samus doesn't "wish to be referred to" as anything. She never talks, and she never displays any desire other than to kill Samus. The only reason she's referred to as "she" is because when the Metroid Prime reincarnated, it took the form of Samus, who's a girl.

Oh.

Wait.

This is more confusing than it should be, or it seams that way to me.

Still is weird that Nintendo, the Disney of gaming companies, introduced the first Trans character in gaming. And like, no one ever talks about it. You don't see weird parents going on half-baked philosophical rants about Birdo. It's just... an interesting cultural phenomenon that I'd love to study further. If I could ever find a way to isolate myself from reality and view all portions of it at once.

Look at me, I'm talking about what I would do if I was omniscient, and I'm saying I would study the cultural effect of a pink dinosaur from Super Mario Bros 2.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Still think Erdrick is "Brave". Meanwhile "Jane" I'm thinking is Jill Valentine.

Edit: Whelp nevermind.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

You know, I would absolutely not be surprised if they sold alternate costumes as a separate purchase. I don't think they'll do it with Joker and Jane but adding Jane in as an extra incentive to buying Joker/The Fighters Pass and then offering alternates of other characters as separate DLC seems like a pretty likely possibility.

 

[Teeb147]

I wonder if my post was too much at the bottom of the last page.

Well anyway, if someone reads it I'm curious what people think

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Dark Samus doesn't "prefer" to be anything.

She's a ****ing world-eating parasite.

I don't play Metroid, how would I know! I thought she was some sort of character. Like Fern from Adventure Time.

 

[Deleted member]

I’m getting on the Jane Train, I love Persona. I know ALL the stands.

 

[Pokechu]

I dare you to turn this

into a Jane clone

If one of you guys did it, I'll happliy join your jane army

Your wish is my command.