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[ThatOneAnon]

I think you're mixing up "if" and "when".

It’s a joke lol

 

[Gyrom8]

Night, everyone.
Don’t eat my Nutella whilst I’m asleep.
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That's Sakurai's plan for the next direct: distract everyone with Joker footage while he sneaks into their houses and steals their Nutella

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Hey girl, do you take constructuve criticism?

Sure! About what?

Please keep the discussion family friendly and-this was an oddly specific scenario.

Brother that ship sailed ages ago.

But yes, it is extremely specific to insinuate that Zelda and Simon slept with each other. Even if it’s absolutely true.

 

[CallMeKnux]

Do you think any of the Smash Characters bang when they all get together like this? It’s the perfect opportunity for on night stands! You might not see Simon Belmont ever again once you go back to Hyrule.

Thanks I hate it

 

[Gentlepanda]

It’s a joke lol

when everything's pessimism it can be hard to tell

 

[osby]

But yes, it is extremely specific to insinuate that Zelda and Simon slept with each other. Even if it’s absolutely true.

Isn't Zelda like 15 in this game? I thought you were talking about Link.

 

[Deleted member]

You edited your post though. So l'm going to assume the typo was there.

No hiding from the typolice.

I understand. You found paradise on Twitter, you have a good following, you made a good living. The likes protected you and there were retweets. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "You edited your post though." But you don't say with respect. You don't offer advice. You don't even think to call me Shishœ. Instead, you come into my house on the day my Direct is to be announced, and you insult me to my face.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

But yes, it is extremely specific to insinuate that Zelda and Simon slept with each other. Even if it’s absolutely true.

STOP STOP STOP STOP

 

[KneeOfJustice99]

Isn't Zelda like 15 in this game? I thought you were talking about Link.

If I remember rightly, her canon age in this form is 17 (from A Link Between Worlds) but your point still stands.

 

[SneakyLink]

Walks into thread

Fun topics happening right?

 

[Deleted member]

That's Sakurai's plan for the next direct: distract everyone with Joker footage while he sneaks into their houses and steals their Nutella

I’ve just dispatched a squad of Nintendo-ninjas who are on their way to your location.
Please relinquish your Nutella and you will not be harmed.

 

[Deleted member]

My eyes are in a different realm of reality

Then how do they observe this reality?

Sure! About what?

Brother that ship sailed ages ago.

But yes, it is extremely specific to insinuate that Zelda and Simon slept with each other. Even if it’s absolutely true.

That post sucks

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Isn't Zelda like 15 in this game? I thought you were talking about Link.

Wait, really!?! Then he slept with Sheik then.

STOP STOP STOP STOP

Am I making you uncomfortable Ramen? Does carnal passion make you feel bad? Does Simon ************************************************ and she ************************************************ all over her ************************. You just need to be more comfortable with your own body.

 

[Paperchampion23]

So announcement hopefully in an hour? Usually its at 10am EST

 

[Gyrom8]

Sure! About what?

Brother that ship sailed ages ago.

But yes, it is extremely specific to insinuate that Zelda and Simon slept with each other. Even if it’s absolutely true.

Isn't Zelda underage? Also Simon is a good Christian boy and knows that hanky panky before marriage is a big no no

And that despite widespread abuse within the Catholic Church, so is uh .. what you're insinuating he'd be doing

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Double post glitch sucks.

 

[Deleted member]

STOP STOP STOP STOP

Did someone say stop?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Do you think any of the Smash Characters bang when they all get together like this? It’s the perfect opportunity for on night stands! You might not see Simon Belmont ever again once you go back to Hyrule.

Dont think that topic is good for this place

 

[Deleted member]

Isn't Zelda underage? Also Simon is a good Christian boy and knows that hanky panky before marriage is a big no no

And that despite widespread abuse within the Catholic Church, so is uh .. what you're insinuating he'd be doing

The Belmont family got betrayed by the curch and told it to **** off but go off I guess

 

[CallMeKnux]

Wait, really!?! Then he slept with Sheik then.

Am I making you uncomfortable Ramen? Does carnal passion make you feel bad? Does Simon ************************************************ and she ************************************************ all over her ************************. You just need to be more comfortable with your own body.

Uh oh! Gibby didn’t like that! Delete this post now or Gibby will delete your kneecaps

 

[KneeOfJustice99]

Wait, really!?! Then he slept with Sheik then. ***************

Erm... Sheik is also 17 (canonically) from Ocarina of Time. Sorry

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Wait, really!?! Then he slept with Sheik then.

most of the characters are underaged, are literal kids or ar literaly animals.

 

[Deleted member]

this is worse than yesterday...
my new avatar really fits this situation haha

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Am I making you uncomfortable Ramen? Does carnal passion make you feel bad? Does Simon ************************************************ and she ************************************************ all over her ************************. You just need to be more comfortable with your own body.

You're free to have creepy erotic fantasies,

But please don't force them down everyone else's throats.

Especially at a fairly family friendly place like this

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Then how do they observe this reality?

That post sucks

They are all seeing eyes so they can see through all planes of reality.
Also thanks for getting me to listen to Alive A Life and Alive A Life Neo again

 

[ThatOneAnon]

Four minutes until the second-to-last chance

 

[KneeOfJustice99]

most of the characters are underaged, are literal kids or ar literaly animals.

Didn't stop Isabelle R34, though?










God, the internet is a dark and terrible place.

 

[osby]

We already have a thread for this, btw: https://smashboards.com/threads/smash-shipping-ultimate-edition.456379/

Feel free to take this discussion to there, because history proved it will get out of hand in this thread.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Erm... Sheik is also 17 (canonically) from Ocarina of Time. Sorry

most of the characters are underaged, are literal kids or ar literaly animals.

See, this would have been a better thing to tell me other than just freaking out at the mear mention of sex.

 

[Paperchampion23]

1 minute till nothing!

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

See, this would have been a better thing to tell me other than just freaking out at the mear mention of sex.

whatever the ****, its ****ing weird plus,osby gave you the right thread link anyway

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Especially at a fairly family friendly place like this

Smashboards? Family friendly!? Now THAT’S funny!

 

[Deleted member]

Man the Yellow Devil is such a mother ******. Why would you even design such a thing?
Anyways we discussing smash characters ****ing each other?

 

[ThatOneAnon]

>NOA tweeted an hour ago
The dream is dead. **** everything.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Smashboards? Family friendly!? Now THAT’S funny!

I said "fairly" for a reason.

We still censor the more explicit swears, and porn is off limits

 

[KneeOfJustice99]

Man the Yellow Devil is such a mother ******. Why would you even design such a thing?
Anyways we discussing smash characters ****ing each other?

Looks like it
*sigh*

 

[FalKoopa]

Smashboards? Family friendly!? Now THAT’S funny!

Just don't be explicit lol. The site is officially PG-13

 

[Just a penguin]

1 minute till nothing!

3...2...1..0 !!!!!

Absolutely nothing!

 

[osby]

>NOA tweeted an hour ago
The dream is dead. **** everything.

Are you going to do this everyday until April 24th?

 

[Gyrom8]

Well they had already tweeted about that NES stuff today so