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[amazonevan19]

assuming nintendo would schedule their business releases around arbitrary dates like april fools or persona 5 related dates was never going to work out in practice

I know I know but I was hoping

At least we know something is happening sometime this month.

 

[Guybrush20X6]

**** went down, man.

Not gonna say what (the wounds are still fresh) but good god **** went down. My whole life was changed, and not on a good way. I learned something about my family and I barely know how to react to it, let alone how someone else would.

Man, that sounds heavy to say the least.
Whatever went down, we'll be here for you on the board.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Octopath is getting its first concert

Hearing They Who Goven Reason live
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taking after the best i see

 

[Kingslime304]

Like Bayonetta shadow, ness/Lucas specials looking like backgrounds from their games. Which details would you give to Joker?

Example: There will be a text that pops up saying “WEAK” after a shield break from Joker.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Can anyone explain why my mom thinks its ok to throw the dogs duck toy inside the house?

 

[Deleted member]

**** went down, man.

Not gonna say what (the wounds are still fresh) but good god **** went down. My whole life was changed, and not on a good way. I learned something about my family and I barely know how to react to it, let alone how someone else would.

Not sure how much I can help, but be strong man, I'm sorry.

 

[Knight Dude]

Okay kiddos. Gather round. Get ready for some L O R E

Uncle Swamp is gonna tell you about the great Swamp vs Divine debate.



Once upon a time, during the Smash 4 speculation period. There was a user named DivineDiety. Divine started off pretty small, never said a lot. The things he did say though caught everyone's attention due to the absurdity of the claims.

The man thought that Smash should appeal almost exclusively to the western market due to us being a much bigger source of income. That by itself wasn't too bad of a statement, but he suggested doing this by completely removing Fire Emblem and Earthbound as they were too small and dead series.

After enough ridicule, he eventually changed his position so that only Marth, Roy, Ike and Ness should be in. He got into arguments frequently (as Smash 4 days were the arguing days) and did so in less then appealing ways.

I was one of the users who frequently interjected his points. @GoldenYuiitusin was another. Eventually, the dude got so angry and frustrated that he started calling us demons and insulting us whereever he went.

The man went into a depressing spiral where he simply became more and more hateful. He'd be more insulting and more aggressive and eventually starting to say...

really bad things...

Dude started to become a bigot in several ways. He was xenophobic though that part of him never got too bad. The worst thing was that he was extremely anti LGBT.

The dude was a conservative Christian and since there were a lot of nice people who were conservative Christians on this site (myself included) we tried to talk with him. We even discussed scripture to try and improve his outlook. He rarely listened though. He was banned repeatedly and given infractions multiple times a week.

Throughout all of this, he always wondered why the site hated him. It was obvious to everyone else, but he couldn't understand.

Finally he said one thing that the site just could not forgive...

He said that San Francisco should be bombed due to its large gay population (parphrasing here).



All sympathy for him was lost.

The man was appropriately infracted and was openly insulted by the community. After another small argument with him in a social, he challenged me to something.


An official debate.



One with a clear winner and loser. We would debate on the merits of keeping Fire Emblem and Earthbound in Smash and the winner would be determined by the most likes.

You can see where this is going and how someone with more self awareness would have seen this way of determining a winner was awful and loaded for me from the start. I told him this.

But of course... I accepted.

This got the whole community in a tizzy. They all wanted to see him fail and since I was a relatively popular user at the time, they supported me almost 100%. The social made it a show. @Moon Monkey , @Smooth Criminal and @Disfunkshunal all changed avatars and pretended to broadcast the event as sportcasters, making play by play commentary. Even the great John Madden made an appearance. @Johnknight1 was making hillarious comments the whole time. Everyone was into it. I was earning likes left and right and if I recall correctly, @Holder of the Heel was the only person to like Divine's statements out of sympathy. It was clear that I was going to win.

Divine saw the writing on the wall and even pushed the goalposts further by extending the debate and changing how the winner was decided. The community called him out on this. Everything was going well.



But then... tragedy! I had to leave for dinner. DivineDeity claimed that since I had left, I had forfeited and that the likes I had received were irrelevant. He was going to win. The thread was quick to shut that idea down...



But a lone hero jumped in to take my place and argue for me.

I wanna say it was @TheFirstPoppyBro but I honestly don't remember.

Regardless, the hero keep the debate going til I got back. I got a penalty for leaving for dinner and we continued.

The final score was overwhelmingly in my favor. Divine denied losing though and said that the thread was biased (No duh).

He eventually left on his own accord but it became an incredibly memorable time for the Smash 4 social and speculation community at large.


@Opossum @Arcanir were there. They (and the others I tagged) can vouch for the validity and fix any mistakes. Hopefully this explains the whole ordeal.

I think I was around during that time, but I never paid that dude much attention, didn't realize it got this heated.

 

[Noipoi]

Thanks for the kind words guys.

Anyway I know you’re all anxious to see Joker, but if you break it down we won’t be waiting long. Just a few weeks left and this’ll all be a distant memory!

 

[Deleted member]

Can anyone explain why my mom thinks its ok to throw the dogs duck toy inside the hoise?

what's a hoise

 

[Deleted member]

**** went down, man.

Not gonna say what (the wounds are still fresh) but good god **** went down. My whole life was changed, and not on a good way. I learned something about my family and I barely know how to react to it, let alone how someone else would.

this one time i found out that my grandpa married my grandma when she was 15 and he was 20 and i was just like

sooo wacked out

like my grandpa was literally a pedophile like that's some weird*** **** to find out yeah

anyways idk where i'm going with this but we love and appreciate you no matter how your life changes okay

 

[Deleted member]

Thanks for the kind words guys.

Anyway I know you’re all anxious to see Joker, but if you break it down we won’t be waiting long. Just a few weeks left and this’ll all be a distant memory!

yeah but patience is for losers

 

[osby]

Like Bayonetta shadow, ness/Lucas specials looking like backgrounds from their games. Which details would you give to Joker?

Example: There will be a text that pops up saying “WEAK” after a shield break from Joker.

I'd like to see his shadow dash when he jumps between covers. Maybe as his sidestep or something?

 

[Noipoi]

this one time i found out that my grandpa married my grandma when she was 15 and he was 20 and i was just like

sooo wacked out

like my grandpa was literally a pedophile like that's some weird*** **** to find out yeah

anyways idk where i'm going with this but we love and appreciate you no matter how your life changes okay

****

That hits close to home

 

[PsySmasher]

I'm seeing a few users today a bit down in the dumps...

So here's a message from our resident pink puffball, Kirby:

 

[Pyra]

if they show off the second character before joker i'll throw myself through a window

So you agree with me then

 

[Deleted member]

Gonna be popping bottles when the second character is revealed to just be Joker again.

 

[Wademan94]

Sorry to interrupt guys, but I think something’s going on with Dyllybirdy . I’m sorry to ask, but I would appreciate it if you guys send him some well wishes.

 

[Just a penguin]

what's a hoise

According to the dictionary,
verb (used with object), hoised or hoist, hois·ing. Archaic.
to hoist.

 

[Pyra]

Gonna be popping bottles when the second character is revealed to just be Joker again.

Would that still count as being revealed before joker or

 

[Deleted member]

****

That hits close to home

i have literally no idea what's going on with you or what your situation is but i would just like to take a moment to reiterate the eternal yet forgotten truth that

your family doesn't define who you are

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Wait that also means hearing Cyrus theme orchestrated live

 

[Metal Shop X]

I'm seeing a few users today a bit down in the dumps...

So here's a message from our resident pink puffball, Kirby:
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Kirby is always here for us, even at our worsts.

*snif*

What a good little pink marshmallow boy...

 

[amazonevan19]

Gonna be popping bottles when the second character is revealed to just be Joker again.

Our DLC is:
Joker (Persona 5)
Joker (Batman)
Joker (Deck of cards)
Joker (Suikoden III)
And Reyn constantly yelling "Whadda buncha jokas!"

 

[KMDP]

Heyyy, I got a respond from IsmaR, how cool! :D

OK, for real, thanks for saying that, in fact, I did want to share what I done here later after I posted that message, but of course, Smashboard's wood servor crashed again or somethin' and I couldn't share it earlier:/

Tho, now....(again I don't think it's NSFW, but just put it in spoiler juuust in case)

Spoiler

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Keep in mind it's a work in progress, so there is still a lot I must do! That, and I am not the greatest at pixel art, but hey, that's just my silly opinion.

It looks pretty good! :D

 

[Deleted member]

Would that still count as being revealed before joker or

You see they're going to announce Joker as the second DLC character and then use that as an excuse to delay his release by a few more months.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I'm seeing a few users today a bit down in the dumps...

So here's a message from our resident pink puffball, Kirby:
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But what if I dont like Kirby?

 

[Deleted member]

y'all are sleeping on the possibility of them revealing AND releasing joker before they show off joker

 

[Pyra]

y'all are sleeping on the possibility of them revealing AND releasing joker before they show off joker

Exactly smh
Idk how people can be so closed minded

 

[Cutie Gwen]

i have literally no idea what's going on with you or what your situation is but i would just like to take a moment to reiterate the eternal yet forgotten truth that

your family doesn't define who you are

That reminds me, my grandma on my mother's side likely wouldn't want to talk with her if she married a black man and that ***** is surprised when most of the family ignores her and when I stopped visiting her. I hate everyone on my mother's side as those ****ers think I'm just choosing not to speak French. The language is ass and I can't speak it goddammit

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

y'all are sleeping on the possibility of them revealing AND releasing joker before they show off joker

Im sleeping on it because im at least 90% sure that **** aint gonna happen

 

[Metal Shop X]

It looks pretty good! :D

Heeeey! Thanks!

I know it isn't much, but it always make me very happy when I hear good feedback. :D Because most of the time, I always see the bad instead of the good in my work...

 

[Deleted member]

Im sleeping on it because im at leaste 90% sure that **** aint gonna happen

idk prof, joker is a much more interesting and hypeworthy character than joker. all i'm saying is that you guys are treating this as more unlikely then it is

But what if I dont like Kirby?

cease existence

 

[Gyrom8]

Sakurai took all the 'never saw it coming' memes after Joker was revealed a bit too seriously and is now waiting until everyone forgets he's even coming at all (read: the heat death of the universe) before sneakily adding him in

 

[praline]

That reminds me, my grandma on my mother's side likely wouldn't want to talk with her if she married a black man and that ***** is surprised when most of the family ignores her and when I stopped visiting her. I hate everyone on my mother's side as those ****ers think I'm just choosing not to speak French. The language is *** and I can't speak it goddammit

A lot of the people on my mothers side wished they were American so they could have voted for Trump.

 

[Deleted member]

Im sleeping on it because im at least 90% sure that **** aint gonna happen

I personally feel the possibility of them doing that is extremely high. I could very easily see them waiting to time it around PSL.

I need to learn how to read. This was responding to Fay's post, which I completely misread because I'm a grade A goof.

Ooooooooooof. Nevermind.

 

[Deleted member]

Sakurai took all the 'never saw it coming' memes after Joker was revealed a bit too seriously and is now waiting until everyone forgets he's even coming at all (read: the heat death of the universe) before sneakily adding him in

yoo i may be a non corporeal entity who exists in permanent agony but at least joker's finally out

 

[osby]

i have literally no idea what's going on with you or what your situation is but i would just like to take a moment to reiterate the eternal yet forgotten truth that

your family doesn't define who you are

Thanks, I need to remind myself this once in a while.

Sakurai took all the 'never saw it coming' memes after Joker was revealed a bit too seriously and is now waiting until everyone forgets he's even coming at all (read: the heat death of the universe) before sneakily adding him in

Nice to see the hype for Joker will live as long as entropy itself.

 

[praline]

Im sleeping on it because im at least 90% sure that **** aint gonna happen

It wouldn’t surprise me at this point though.

 

[Pyra]

They're going to reveal who the next character is this week.
They aren't going to show gameplay off.
They're going to show Joker gameplay this week, and will be released on the 24th.

Mostly cause seeing Gentlepanda jump out a window would be hilarious

 

[PsySmasher]

But what if I dont like Kirby?

Then Kirby would still wish you the best b/c he's such a good boi.