*Geno violently enters the Mushroom Kingdom 64 stage*
:GENO: You used my kindness to steal my DLC spot!
:
Noooo s***!
:GENO: We aren't talking about getting an assist trophy spot... We're talking about a destruction of the Smash fandom!
:
AND I WANNA THAAAAANK YOU!
:GENO:I can't believe this... I WAS DOING MY BEST TO GET YOU IN AS AN ASSIST. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
* laughs*
*cues to "Mean Green Mother From Outer Space" while pushing Geno*
Better wait a minute
Ya Better hold the phone
Ya Better mind your manners
Better change your tone
Don't you threaten me, son
You got a lot of gall
We're gonna do things my way
OR WE WON’T DO THINGS AT ALL!
* grows legs while Geno looks shocked*
You don't know what you're messing with
You've got no idea
You don't know what you're looking at
Well, you looky here!
You don't know what you're up against
No, no way, no how
You don't know what you're messing with
Well, I'm gonna tell you now
*some tiny versions of pop up to sing along*
(Ah, ah, ah ah)
Get this straight!
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
And I'm bad (mean, green, bad)
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
And it looks like you've been had
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
So get off my back! Get off my face
'Cause I'm mean and green!
AND I AM BAD!
Ooooohh
* takes one of Geno’s gunarms and starts shooting him*
*Geno dodges everything scared*
Wanna save your wood, boy?
Ya wanna save your cape?
Ya wanna see the wishes?
Better step aside
Better take a turn, boy
Want some good advice?
Ya better take it easy
‘CAUSE YOUR WALKING ON THIN ICE!
You don't know what you're messing with
No you never did
You don't know what you're dealing with
Well that's tough *****, doll!
The Yoshi don't race tonight
And if you pull his tail, he rants
He's saying " That ain't fair!", he's saying "That ain't nice!"
Know what I say? "Punch and fall!"
(Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah)
WATCH ME NOW!
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
And I'm bad (mean, green, bad)
I'm just a mean green mother, a real disgrace
And you got me violent mad!
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
Im gonna trash your butt! I'm gonna rock this place!
I'm mean and green!
AND I AM BAD!
Don't you talk to me 'bout old D-Kong
You think he's the worst? Well, you're thinking wrong!
Don't talk to me about FrankenMewtwo
He got a temper? HA!!! He ain't got mine!
You know, I don't come from no RPG
I've been past the stars and beyond the door
You can keep the Mallow, keep the Fawful
Keep the stickers, they don’t mean ****!
* blocks all the pipes to Geno*
I got garden style, major moves
I got the stuff and I think that proves
You better move it out! Nature calls!
You got the point? I'm gonna bust your mushrooms!
* steals Geno’s mushrooms from the inventory while laughing*
(Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah)
*breaks the castle and the floating blocks*
HERE IT COMES!
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
And I'm bad (mean, green, bad)
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
You can't beat this trouble, doll!
I'm just a mean green mother from outer space
So best give it up! It's all over, ace!
I'm mean and green (mean green mother from outer space )
I'm mean and green(mean green mother from outer space )
I'm mean and green
(mean green mother from outer space )
(mean green mother from outer space )
AND I
AM
BAAAAAD!
* starts taking Geno to his mouth*
(Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah)
(Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah)
(Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah)
(Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah)
(Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah)
*eats Geno*
: TASTY!