So in light of the emperor abdicating from Japan, I have decided to abdicate as a moderator as well. I will nominate a single person as my successor.
You have access to a can of mace, a tambourine, a sword filled with jelly, a golf club wrapped in barbed wire, a syringe of all of the world’s deadliest diseases, a MAGA hat, a dinosaur equipped with lasers, your mom, a pistol made out of air, and a cattle prod that is known to backfire.
Pick your weapon, folks.
Last person standing wins and gets my position.
April fools *******