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[Deleted member]

Star Fox looks cool but it hasn’t had a single good game sense the N64.

UH OH, YA DONE GOOFED.

 

[Gentlepanda]

UH OH, YA DONE GOOFED.

imagine playing on a star fox stage with other music than this

 

[ClaTheBae]

Plus DKC doesn’t FEEL like a Nintendo game, it feels like a Rare game

Have you played tropical freeze? Best game in the DKC franchise so far and it was made entirely by nintendo

 

[Deleted member]

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strikethrough smh

this is oppression of gamers

 

[Gentlepanda]

anyway i can't wait for DKCR 3: krocodile karnage to be revealed this e3

 

[Deleted member]

Wish people could understand that liking a piece of media has nothing to do with the company that owns them.

 

[Pakky]

DKC Return of the king.

Calling it.

 

[Deleted member]

pakky gtfo you're ruining the balance

 

[Pakky]

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That's racist. hurhur

The pinks always putting the purples down!

Rise up Purples!

 

[KMDP]

And 3D Mario lacks any sort of real personality.

I'm going to say this to everyone who says stuff like this 'til I'm blue in the face.

Just because you don't like the personality, doesn't mean it's not there.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

"mario sucks" is a very blanket statement to make about a series with hundreds of games. Yes, 2D mario became mindless and ****ty after a while. You won't get any argument from me on that. And tbh, I really don't like mario 3D world. I also completely agree on your point about Kirby.

However

To say Mario Odyssey is a "step in the right direction" is greatly underselling how well designed and creative that game is. There is precisely 1 3D mario game lacking in personality. The rest of the games are full of it. I have no clue how you drew this conclusion.

Zelda not being your cup of tea is understandable, but once again, these games are designed very uniquely compared to other games, and when the formula got stale, they completely switched it up.

I don't really understand where you got the idea that Metroid games are trying to scare you. It literally is a fun action game in space.

As for the rest of your points, I agree on Star Fox and Earthbound, but I recommend Punch Out for the Wii. It's a phenomenal game.

I feel as if you're simply understating what Nintendo has innovated in comparison to other companies.

Everyone always gushes over how alone and isolated and weak the Metroid games make you feel. Makes it sound like it’s trying to be a horror game.

I will check out Punch-Out Wii

But as for innovation, if they’re innovating into something I don’t like, there’s only so much praise I can give it.

As for Mario’s personality..... I still don’t see it. When I look at Mario (especially Odyssey) I see someone going “look how WEIRD I am! Don’t I have such great personality!” And i’m like, no. You don’t have a personality. You’re just being strange for the sake of it.

 

[Deleted member]

“look how WEIRD I am! Don’t I have such great personality!” And i’m like, no. You don’t have a personality. You’re just being strange for the sake of it.

reminds you of a certain something doesn't it


guh-huh

 

[Gentlepanda]

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my pranked days are numbered comrade

reminds you of a certain something doesn't it


guh-huh

oh ****

 

[Deleted member]

reminds you of a certain something doesn't it


guh-huh

ah ****, here we go

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

reminds you of a certain something doesn't it


guh-huh

Uh oh...

You just had to go there, didn't ya?

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Have you played tropical freeze? Best game in the DKC franchise so far and it was made entirely by nintendo

Yes. I have. And it wasn’t made by Nintendo. It was made by Retro.

reminds you of a certain something doesn't it


guh-huh

Banjo isn’t weird. It’s charming. The locations all have a logic to them and the writing has that classic British dry wit.

 

[Deleted member]

ah ****, here we go

Uh oh...

You just had to go there, didn't ya?

iwantedtoseethehumansdance.jpg

 

[Pakky]

reminds you of a certain something doesn't it


guh-huh

OH **** WE OUT HERE ROASTN EM

 

[Deleted member]

I swear to god though if this actually does turn into a banjo vs steve debate I’m burning down Microsoft headquarters.

 

[Deleted member]

Just checked State of Play's like to dislike ratio 'cause I got curious.

It has like 14k dislikes and only 4.9k likes. Ooooooooooooooooof.

 

[Deleted member]

I swear to god though if this actually does turn into a banjo vs steve debate I’m burning down Microsoft headquarters.

as soon as the thread settles...

god throws a steve at it

 

[Deleted member]

reminds you of a certain something doesn't it


guh-huh

Bruh.

You didn't have to do him like that.

Just for that, you're re-invited to Gekyume's circumcision.

 

[Schnee117]

reminds you of a certain something doesn't it


guh-huh

as soon as the thread settles...

god throws a steve at it

Chaos is a ladder

 

[Gentlepanda]

I swear to god though if this actually does turn into a banjo vs steve debate I’m burning down Microsoft headquarters.

"we were going to give sakurai cuph-arjauehgfjhgjhgjkhl"

 

[Pakky]

Just checked State of Play's like to dislike ratio 'cause I got curious.

It has like 14k dislikes and only 4.9k likes. Ooooooooooooooooof.

Yep see what happens when you don't have your precious kratos to help you!

 

[Deleted member]

Bruh.

You didn't have to do him like that.

Just for that, you're re-invited to Gekyume's circumcision.

i would like to thank the academy, and whoever shot jahseh

 

[osby]

Banjo isn’t weird.

*looks at Mumbo Jumbo* Suuure.

It’s charming.

Completely subjective.

The locations all have a logic to them and the writing has that classic British dry wit.

A game can have British humor and logic and still be bad.

 

[SneakyLink]

Everyone: Banjo vs Steve
Me: Marcus Fenix anyone?

 

[CallMeKnux]

Everyone always gushes over how alone and isolated and weak the Metroid games make you feel. Makes it sound like it’s trying to be a horror game.

As for Mario’s personality..... I still don’t see it. When I look at Mario (especially Odyssey) I see someone going “look how WEIRD I am! Don’t I have such great personality!” And i’m like, no. You don’t have a personality. You’re just being strange for the sake of it.

No, it’s about giving you the feeling that you’re on an isolated, empty planet. It’s about vibe, it’s about the aura the world radiates, not the genre.

Also, Odyssey’s literal theme is Mario going to weird worlds he’s never been to in any other game. This theme is also present in Galaxy, but in a completely different, much more dramatic way. And “weird” isn’t even present at all in Sunshine.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Banjo isn’t weird. It’s charming.

Same can be said for Mario, can't it?

 

[Deleted member]

isolated, empty plant

you take that back

 

[PsySmasher]

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Nah man... Pakky’s maintaining the balance.

See, there are exactly 2 names on either side of him.

Perfectly balanced.

Also I just found today that Endgame is 3 hours long, what the actual **** Marvel... how did you somehow make it 30 minutes longer than Infinity War?

 

[ClaTheBae]

Banjo isn’t weird. It’s charming. The locations all have a logic to them and the writing has that classic British dry wit.

Oh so Banjo being odd is a personality trait, but Mario doing it is just trying to be quirky?

I don't know where you are getting your information from on this. Mario is not trying too hard to be weird. It has never been a franchise to do that. Not saying Banjo is either, but it seems like you kind of have it out for Mario.

I get the feeling you don't really play these games considering you thought Metroid was a horror game. I recommend Mario Sunshine or Galaxy if you get the chance.

 

[Deleted member]

This took me way too long to make:

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[Deleted member]

Also I just found today that Endgame is 3 hours long, what the actual **** Marvel... how did you somehow make it 30 minutes longer than Infinity War?

the longest movies require the strongest bladders

 

[Deleted member]

Wait, hold up.

Was someone dissin' Mario?

I won't tolerate this.

 

[Pakky]

Everyone: Banjo vs Steve
Me: Marcus Fenix anyone?

Now this is some good brain thinking.

 

[osby]

As a mod, I feel like I need to share some wholesomeness in this tense discussion.

Spoiler: Take exercising kitty

 

[Deleted member]

The last time I teared up at a Mario game, it would be the time where I arrived at the Lake Kingdom. How they constructed it, the music and everything was something that Mario never really done before.

The last time I teared up at a Banjo game, it would have to be at Nuts & Bolts.

...That's it, just Nuts & Bolts.

 

[Gentlepanda]

make me a mod and i'll give everyone in this thread a free pony